Fanfic: Rotschopf Nr. 2 an Bord
Chapter: It has to be on board!
It was another sunny day on the Flying Lamb; Nami lay in her deck chair and read the newspaper, Zorro took a nap, Usopp sat in the crow's nest and Luffy in his favorite place and waited longingly for lunch. The chef of the Flying Lamb was however a long time coming. He loitered on the ship with a sad expression.
> Hey Sanji! I'm HUNGEEER! <Luffy Sanji announced his suffering (xD).
> It's okay, I'm going. <said Sanji dejectedly. Nami knew why he was so sad.
> Hey do you miss her very much? she asked. No Answer.
It was about Nico Robin, after she had come out of the rainbow mist safely with Luffy, Usopp, Zorro and Henzo, she stayed with Henzo to possibly research the Riu porn glyph.
'It was her own decision,' said Nami, 'So she's happy now, and that's the main thing, isn't it? <
> Hmm, yes you are right. he said and went into the kitchen so that Luffy would finally leave him alone.> There is an island! called Usopp, his nose protruding from the crow's nest. (Why does that always come to my mind? XD)
> An island? <asked Nami and immediately got one of her countless cards.
> A new island? Juhuu! <shouted Luffy, but the "Juhuu" wasn't meant for the island, but for Sanji, who just came out of the kitchen to hopefully announce that the meal was ready.
> The meal will take a while, Luffy, I'm only here because Usopp is screaming like that. <said Sanji and had to grin. Then he disappeared back into the kitchen.
> Wait a minute - I know this island! <- and, wonder of wonder, the sentence came from Zorro.
> YOU know the island? Nami asked mockingly.
> Sure, I have to know her, this is the island of the bounty hunters. <
> Whaaaas? Cool! finally some action again! <called Luffy. > Hey, maybe we'll meet Corby! <
Zorro showed him a bird.> Don't talk nonsense, Corby wants to be a naval officer and not a bounty hunter! <
> What's the difference? Luffy asked, but got no answer. Zorro went on the (long, arduous XDDD) way to the kitchen, but at that moment Sanji tore open the kitchen door from the inside with full force and Zorro slammed against the mast.
> Naaaa family darling, eating is ready
Zorro man, what are you doing in front of the door ?? !! he called.
> I wanted to go in if it was convenient! How did you come up with almost killing me with a door! <it went on.
> I didn't see you! <
> Sure, you were too busy to purr after Nami, you love cockroach! <
> Oh no, now they're fighting again ... <muttered Nami. She and the rest of the crew made themselves comfortable in the kitchen and served themselves.
When they came out again, the air burned between Sanji and Zorro.> Now I want to know what the island is all about. <said Nami to Zorro.
> You will find out in a moment. <he replied and pointed to the south. They were almost there. > Quite small, the village. Nothing is going on here at all! Because of Kofgeldjäger. <grumbled Luffy.
> I don't know, it all seems strange to me. Usually it is teeming with bounty hunters. Zorro wondered.
> It doesn't matter! The main thing is that there are enough shops open for shopping! <said Nami in a good mood and let her wallet ring happily.
Usopp noticed something.
> People, take a look at the market square! There are the bounty hunters! <As fast as they could they made their way to the marketplace, where they found a crowd of bounty hunters and a pirate who was apparently alone.
> Listen, where we come from, they stay loyal to the Navy! <said one of them to the pirate. > I don't care.But if you want to mess with me ... there you go! <
Immediately several bounty hunters rushed towards him, armed with swords, pistols and whatever else they had.
> We have to help him! <shouted Zorro,> He can never do it all alone! <But nobody heard what he was calling. A short glaring light lit up the sky and one after the other the bounty hunters fell on their knees, badly injured.
You heard a * click * and just saw the pirate shoving two swords back into their sheaths.
> Wooow! That was great! <Luffy was amazed. The man acted as if nothing had happened and slowly walked away in the direction of the harbor. He wore a heavy black coat and had bright red hair.
> Wait a minute ... <thought Luffy.
> Shanks! Hey shanks! It's me, Luffy! Shaaanks! he suddenly called. The man still ignored her and turned into a side alley that led to the harbor.> It's weird. <said Usopp when they were surprised by a loud scream and a lot of cursed words.
> Cardboard noses, bastards, what are you guys doing to dress my boat like that! That's impossible! <The man came back around the corner cursing. It wasn't Shanks. This man had sea-blue eyes and a rather high-pitched, but slightly smoky voice. With his coat billowing, he rushed past them back to the bounty hunters.
> You idiots! How am I supposed to get away from here now, if you please? Filthy bounty hunters! <He kicked a lamppost bitterly.
> Excuse me? <He turned around. > Do you know where I can get a clever ship from? <Silence.
> Hey! Huhuuu! Earth - what's your name actually? <
Luffy startled. He was still on his mind about his sudden victory.
> Wha? Oh, my name is Luffy
"Nice to meet you," said the man, shaking Luffy's hand.He wore red and black gloves that were cut off at the fingers. > My name is Kay. <
> Lorenor Zorro. As for the ship, as far as I know, you can't buy one here. <said Zorro and shook Kay's hand too.
> We take you with us. <
> How? <
> We'll take you with us! How else are you going to get away from here? <asked Luffy.
'I'll get out of here like that too, no bang-'
> Don't argue. <
Kay sighed.
> Well, if our captain puts something in his head, there is nothing to shake. <Finally Sanji spoke up too.
> Well, I'll come with you then. <said Kay resignedly. Suddenly he was frightened.
> WHERE'S MY HAT ????? he shouted, waving frantically in the air.
> Are you looking for this one? <said Luffy, picking something up from the floor and handing it to Kay.
"Thank you." He said, relieved, and put on his hat. It was a straw hat with a blue hat band.> Tell me, Luffy, didn't that hat belong to Shanks before? Kay suddenly asked.
> How do you know Shanks? Where did you get that straw hat from? And why do you look like Shanks? <Luffy gushed out.
> Not so fast! he said. Then he added quietly:
> ..... There are things that are nobody's business .. <
> Well, it is not due to us to answer. <said Zorro finally. Kay listened. > HE? he asked, raising an eyebrow.
> Sure, you're a man, aren't you? asked Usopp, patting him on the shoulder in a friendly manner.
> I? A man? That I don't laugh. <said Kay and let her coat slide off her shoulders. It was indeed a woman they were dealing with here. She must be about Luffy's age.
> Can I come with you anyway? she asked with a grin and put her coat back on. > Äääääh..clear.<said Luffy, who seemed a little distracted. What, Kay realized when she noticed a Sanji kneeling in front of her. With a red rose stretched up to her (WHERE the hell did he get the roses so quickly? I've always wondered that!) He said:
'Dear maiden, we would never let such a sweet girl sit here on such a dangerous island as this! <
> Thank you, I know very well how to get by on my own. she said, not really surprised, and turned to Luffy. > Where is your ship? <
"There." He said and pointed in the direction of Flying Lamb.
Kay stopped short.
> THE nutshell? How small is your team? she said, but found pleasure and climbed up to the sheep's head.
> For the fact that it's a nutshell, you seem to like it. <said Luffy with a grin. No less grinning, Kay replied:
> And how! <
The Flying Lamb was still at anchor.Nami and Kay went shopping.
> How do you like that? <said Nami, who wore a tight bikini.
> Do you want to go swimming from the ship? Kay asked and raised an eyebrow.
> Sure, why not? <said Nami and had to grin.
> Why are you grinning? asked Kay. She was getting bored of all the shopping.
> I have an idea. <
'What an id-' but Kay couldn't finish her sentence because Nami had grabbed her clothes and they ran out of the store with the hot part unrecognized. Nobody noticed anything.
"That's how you do it." Nami said and put her clothes back on.
Kay had meanwhile bought a black top and red 3/4 baggy pants and put them on straight away. She had left her heavy coat on deck and now revealed her waist-length hair. Blinded by the sun, she pulled her hat lower over her face and sighed.
> I'm hungry. <she said finally and Nami laughed.> You sound like Luffy. <
> Never. <
> Yes! <
> No! <
> Yes! <
Luffy and Usopp turned the corner. Each of them was packed with bags, as was Chopper, who had taken on the form of an elk and trotted along beside them. At the bottom of the list was Sanji, who made sure that Luffy didn't touch any food or let it fall.
> No! <
> Yes! <
> No! <
> What is it about? Luffy asked interested and looked at Nami questioningly.
'Oh, nothing important, just that Kay-'
"As I said, nothing important," said Kay, covered Nami's mouth and smiled ironically. Then she let go of Nami.
> With all due respect, <she whispered,> you react really quickly .. <
> Where the hell is Zorro? <asked Sanji.
> I don't know, maybe he fell asleep in a back alley. Kay replied to quickly change the subject.
> That idiot! Can't he even stay with the herd?That's really not possible! Saber rattlers! <Sanji scolded.
> I don't even know what the vegetable cleaner has. 'said Zorro, who was just coming around the corner.
> Where the hell have you been? <asked Sanji.
On the way to the Flying Lamb they quarreled again, but Nami didn't bother to "disturb" them. Suddenly there was a strange noise emanating from Kay.
> Do you have a beeping? Luffy asked, amused.
Kay rummaged around in one of her innumerable pockets and pulled out a baby snail.
> Yes? she asked as she picked up the phone. > Yes, it's okay, I'll