Chapter: Part One (Piece)

Preliminary remark: So, here's a little delicacy from me. ^^ At some point I had the idea from the 1st One Piece radio play to make my own radio play, which turned out to be very funny * lol *
So before I continue writing my other One Piece FF, you can first have a look at the written version of this "masterpiece". The comments by Luffy & Zorro come completely from the radio play, so don't be surprised if they sometimes make little sense (you have to be inventive if you don't have that much choice ... ^^).
The radio play was kindly made available by my best sister RoronoaZoro, who also worked actively on the next one. Have fun ^^:

Pirates at noon episode 1 "One Piece Special"

Direction: The presenter of the successful talk show "Piraten am Mittag" (ok, this is the first show, and if it doesn't work today, it could be the last show ...) Bunny (yours truly ^^) stands armed with nothing but a standard microphone in the notorious "Scumm Bar" of Melée Island (Monkey Island fans in front of ^^) and tries to appear serious while she tries to avoid flying grog mugs and explain to the malicious cook that she is never in the Life would try to invade his kitchen ... Desperately she gives the confused cameraman (or was it a three-headed monkey ???) to finally start recording.Camera is on - action !!
Bunnyquickly ducks under a saber saber slung over the air: "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I would like to welcome you once again to" Piraten am Mittag ", the funny talk show about pirates and others Today I am in the "Scumm-Bar", where I will greet my today's star guests. Both are members of a famous pirate gang, but more about that in a moment. Oh, I think they are already. "
Captain Monkey D. Luffy and swordsman Lorenor Zorro enter the bar. The latter looks slightly annoyed again. Maybe he was disturbed during his afternoon nap ... ^^
Luffylaughs:"Here we are!"
Bunnyruns towards her two guests in delight and wants to shake hands excitedly: "Aaaah, there we have our two stars. Welcome!"
Luffy: "Who is this fat hooded crow?"
Bunny confused: "Uh, how please ??"Luffy: "Is there something to eat here?"
Bunnyeven more confused: "How? Eat? Uh ... yes ... of course! For the physical well-being of our guests, we at" Piraten am Mittag "have of course taken care of and They built a small snack there. "
Points with a swollen chest at a wobbly folding table that will collapse every second under the rich buffet ^^. Then turns to the swordsman to include him in the conversation:
"And we see it with you, Mr. Zorro, ... um ... Lorenorwish she had better prepared for this interview ...Mr. ... oh ... would Would you also like to have a little bite to eat before we start? "
Zorro"charming" as always ...:"I don't need anything to eat! Come on, get out of it !!"
Bunny* drop *first signs of malaise: "Oh, ... uh ... really not? Our catering is excellent. Take it easy!"Offers him a plate of red herrings with a winning smile
Zorroprobably not convinced ...: "I'm not hungry, you stupid brat!"
Bunnyoutraged by the bad manners of the Bushmen: "Well ... well ... all right. You don't have to eat anything, but there is another way of saying it. .. "
Luffyinterrupts the competent moderator by shouting loudly because he has finally discovered the food and runs over (dust cloud effect ^^): "OOOHHH WOOW! EAT !! EAT !! Finally something to eat !! I'm so hungry !! It's going to be a feast. What should I start with? With this? Or with this? ...)[/I]"Let's see what's in this box ..."hastily opens the brown wooden box next to the buffet table"OH, APPLES !! Oh, yummy !!!"
Bunnywatches with fascination as Luffy presses half a dozen apples into his already stuffed mouth: "He at least seems to like it ..."reconsiders on their journalistic duties: "Uh, can we start then?"Luffybabbles through the apple mash: "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, nice."
Bunnydisgusted but happy about the beginning of the conversation: "Yes ... very nice. So Luffy, you are one of the most famous buccaneers of the seas ..."
Luffy outraged: "No, I'm a pirate ..."
Bunny* drop *more confused than ever: "Uh, but that's what I meant by that ..."
Luffycalmed down again and already eating again: "Oh, well."
Bunnydoes not give up and pulls out all the stops when it comes to interviewing skills: "So, uh, tell us something about yourself. What makes you a great pirate ??"
Luffyproudly slaps his rubber breast like Tarzan: "I'm a rubber person."
Bunny[I]smells the success story: "Really? That's very interesting. You probably ate a devil's fruit."
Luffy: "Yes, I ate gum-gum fruit."Think about feeding again. (There were definitely more apples in the box ...)Bunny: Hui, then you are something like a living bouncy ball, hey hey ...[I]The only one who laughs at his own terrible joke (is there anything more embarrassing ?? ...) / I]
Luffy: "You say it!"
Bunny: "Uh, beautiful beautiful ..."[I]2. Try to get mean saber rascal into the conversation: "How about your colleague?"
Luffy[I]very intelligent: "Zorro ??"
Zorrostill in a bad mood (Diva ...): "What do you want?"
Bunnycarefully: "Uh, I would have liked to know ..."
Zorrointerrupts less and less competent moderator with stupid questions: "Can you give me the rice balls?"
Bunny: "What ???? You just said that you don't want to eat anything ..."Will never again buy such stupid guests on Ebay ... ]
Luffy[I]disgusted: "Iiiih, you still want to eat them? I wouldn't even put them in front of a dog." that's a pretty insult ..)Bunnysnorting angrily (now resembles a pressure cooker that will soon explode ...): "What? Hey, I made it myself !!!!"
Zorrojoins the conversation this time independently and nonetheless not very politely: "Shut up and give it to me!"
Bunnywith an audibly annoyed undertone: "Yes, yes, all right ... (my goodness ...) Here, please."Handed Zorro with an evil look the rice balls, which he greedily gulps down
Zorrosuddenly the friendliness in person (maybe the rice balls weren't good after all ..): "I'm better now. Thank you. Thank you."
Luffy[I]wants to express sympathy for crew members in order to prevent possible mutinies (captain's manual, chapter 6): "Well, did it taste good, Zorro?"
Zorrothe (grumpy) old man again: "Let me eat in peace!"
Bunnyhas really had enough of these manners: "But he just wanted to know ..."Zorrothreateningly places right hand on one of his admittedly very deadly swords: "I could silence you too ..."
Bunny[I]anger gives way to panic: "Waaah !! It's okay ... no problem !! I didn't say anything !!"Crawls shivering under the dirty bar table[/I ]
Luffy: "Oh my goodness ... you're stupid !!"
Bunny[I]is fed up with pirate compliments: "What is this now? I just didn't want him to polish my face."
Luffyis now really reaching deep into the licorice rasp box: "You are not only stupid but also a total shit! That could never happen to me!"
Bunnypoisonous: "Oh yes ?? And why not, you know-it-all ??"Think about whether you can burn rubber
Luffywith deep conviction: "Because I'm going to be king of the pirates !!"
Bunnypure irony: "So king of the pirates ?? Toooooll ... That's a great job prospect ..."(Is it also advertised at the employment office ?? ...)Luffynow completely in his element: "I will be king of the pirates and if I should die in a fight because of this, I will not regret it!"In the background heroic music sounds. All bar visitors turn around in amazement. Man with loan box and now very red head looks embarrassed. Music falls silent ...
Bunnygives security personnel an inconspicuous signal. Loan box man is carried out of the bar amid loud protests. Embarrassing silence. - Change of subject: "Oh yes ... and then you got Lorenor Zorro on board as reinforcement. How did that come about?"
Zorro[I]no great help: "That's none of your business !!"
Bunnyshortly before the nervous breakdown: "But I'm doing an interview with you! I must be allowed to ask questions ..."
Zorro: "Get out of here !!"
Luffy is already lying on the floor and is rolling with laughter while food keeps falling out of his mouthBunny"accidentally" kicks rubber man. Then turns to Zorro again: "Well ... other question ... I read that your father opened a clown school a short time ago. Is that true ??" der Bildzeitung ...)
Luffy: "His papa ?? What kind of silly shooting gallery figure is that ??" Become a gang if he's okay ... "
Zorrojumps up with a crazy expression on his face, knocks over the bar stool and grabs the captain by the collar: "You are not making any decisions here !!"
Luffyonce again does not recognize the seriousness of the situation: "Maybe he's very nice ..."
Zorrogrowling: "The bastard ..."(Bad childhood memories ?? - flashback music: blurry pictures of little Zorro with a clown nose ...)
Luffy: "What ?? Is that such a failure ???"Maybe not want such a hippie on his team after all[B]Bunny[I]puts on the face of a psychologist and pulls Zorro onto the leather couch that is quickly carried in: "You don't seem to have a very good relationship with your father ..."
Zorrotied to the couch: "I'm a loner. I always fight alone!"
Bunny: "Some people say you are a rather strange owl ..."[I](Who started this rumor ?? -