Chapter: Let's talk

Pirate afternoon

Hello friends ^^
Yeah, I did it again. This is my 2nd One Piece panel discussion. As in the first episode, I stole all the sentences of the OP characters from the One Piece radio play (or from the TV episodes "Buggy, the Clown" & "Tamer Moji versus Luffy"). That's why some passages don't really make much sense, but that's always what I enjoy most about XD.
Here is some information so that you can follow the course to some extent. (I know it is sometimes very chaotic, but that's how I am ^^):

Italic = stage directions, notes, ...
(//.....//) = thoughts
And the rest is just "normal" entertainment.
So then, have fun !!

Introduction:
After "Piraten am Mittag" had inexplicably become a huge success in the afternoon program, the television bosses sent the mad reporter Bunny on another trip to find a new victim ... pardon ... a new interviewee. They even really jumped ashes and bought her a flight to the holiday island.What Bunny doesn't know (because she has once again been extremely poorly prepared ...) is that this island is above all a popular refuge for all kinds of criminal rabble. And today's guest doesn't exactly have a clean slate either. Rather a pretty colorful ...
After the chaos in the "Scumm Bar", this time the team decided against a bar and a classy fish restaurant.
The reporter is already sitting in a posh costume at a table that is in no way inferior to her in terms of decoration. Both shine, so to speak (XD).
A strolling waiter sees his chance to become a famous television star is within reach and sits inconspicuously behind Bunny. Throughout the entire interview, he will be busy secretly waving at the camera and trying out different poses. He then wants to reinstall this in his upcoming films, which will undoubtedly become mega blockbuster box office hits.Of course, our reporter ace doesn't notice any of this and the cameraman is a hateful ass that she likes to blacken in the executive suite and then take her place after being kicked out.
But enough preliminary skirmishes!
Camera is running-
And action!
Bunny (quickly adjusting her hairstyle): Hello friends of well-groomed television entertainment. I would like to extend a warm welcome to you to "Pirate Afternoon", the sequel to the surprise hit "Pirates at Noon". This time we are in a somewhat ... (clears his throat and searches for a suitable choice of words) ... a more "neat" environment than last time, because who wants to see dirty pirates beating each other's heads in, eh? .. . I mean ... (laughs nervously after she remembers the bloody sabers in the mail with horror) ... well, I think pirates are great !! (// Phew, just got the curve ... //) And that's why I invited a member of this respected guild again today.(// I'll scalp the guy who books the guests myself ... //) He's a born entertainer, the laughing muscle tamer, the joker par excellence. His show is just goose bumps and his red nose shines brightest in the sky of the stars and starlets. Please say hello ... (is rudely interrupted at the introduction)
Buggy: what? Cardboard nose ??
Bunny (believes he has misheard): What ??? Cardboard nose ????
Buggy (doesn't necessarily feel reassured by this repetition): WHAT WAS THAT ?? Does that mean that this is a cardboard nose? Is that what a cardboard nose looks like?
Bunny (getting scared again): No, listen ...
Buggy (stands up threateningly): Is that beautiful red nose a cardboard nose?
Bunny (tries the slimming tactic): But noooooooo !! Your nose is just a perfect masterpiece. I wanted to have one made for me, but it costs a fortune and not everyone can wear red .. Uhh, of course you do !!Buggy (grabs reporter by the collar and pulls her close): So who am I?
Bunny (sweating): B ... B ... Buggy, the clown, sir.
Buggy (bares his teeth): And what happens if you get stupid?
Bunny (swallows): Then ... then it's probably over with funny ... hey hey hey (// damn it! I should get into the habit of not cracking stupid jokes in such situations ... //)
Buggy (seems to be having his friendly day today and sits down again): This time I forgive you. I want to graciously accept that you only made a promise.
Bunny (nods eagerly): Yes of course !! (// Did I say cardboard nose ?? //) It will never happen again, Mr Buggy !! (// It didn't happen at all! //) You really are a very generous person (// with a damn ugly cardboard nose .. //).
Bunny (now finally wants to start the interview and then just go home ...): Nice! Since we have now successfully completed the greeting (// and without death //), we can continue.Do you want to order something to eat already? The waitress unfortunately disappeared with the menus earlier, but ... (again not allowed to pronounce)
Buggy: But how did the girl get the card? Why was it so easy for her to steal it, huh? I want to go to the treasure and for that I need the card. How could that happen?
Bunny (currently rolling 0%): Ääääh, honey ?? Do you mean the "One Piece" or the herring salad? So, the lady cleared the table and then she just took the menus and ...
Buggy (apparently likes to get upset): WHAT? I guess I don't hear right! You idiots have lost sight of her ??
Bunny (doesn't want to let that sit on her): No, she went into the kitchen with it. I saw that exactly !!
Buggy (part-time choleric): There are three of you and you can't even catch such a lousy brat? Go to hell!!
Bunny (tries to count to three): Uh, three ?? Me, the camera fuzi ... (looks around searchingly and discovers the waving waiter, who suddenly dives behind the next table as if stung by a tarantula (maybe to be booked as a stuntman ...)) ... Yes, well ...Buggy (gets more and more angry and jumps up again): What ??
Bunny (jumps up for a change): K ... Don't panic. I ... I'll fix this right away. (waves to the waitress)
Waitress: (understandably doesn't necessarily want to come to the table with the insane clown)
Bunny: (waving becomes more energetic)
Waitress: (vigorously shakes her head)
Bunny: (gives an inconspicuous "heads will roll" sign)
Waitress: (is pushed towards the table by the fearful restaurant owner)
Waitress (trembles like a leaf and hands the menu to Buggy): H .... Here ... i ... is your menu, sir ...
Buggy (greedily pulls the part out of her hand): Very wise of you to come here and give it back to me, but where did this sudden change of heart come from?
Waitress (whispers, choked with tears): I don't want to die yet ...
Buggy (now delving into the menu - waitress runs away sobbing): A wonderful sight!Bunny (sinks back into her chair exhausted - the danger seems to have been averted for the time being): Oh, have you already spotted something delicious on the menu? With something good in the stomach, the world looks a lot brighter, doesn't it? (// any other color as well, as long as he doesn't start screaming again ... //)
Buggy (laughs): I couldn't be better today. Tell me, little one, what's your name actually?
Bunny (is downright shocked by this unexpected statement): Uh, what about mine? Oh, didn't I introduce myself at all? I am really sorry. How rude of me. My name is bunny
Buggy (laughs again): So, you're sorry about that? That can happen. You are an interesting girl. I like you. (grins suggestively at his counterpart)
Bunny (this interest is starting to scare you): Oh ... ahem ... thank you very much, Mr. Buggy. I feel flattered (// rather disgusted ... //).
Bunny (tries to change the subject by pulling the show waiter out of his hiding place): We'd like to order if we can.Waiter (now also wants to get a speaking role and uses a terrible French accent): But of course Mademoiselle. What can I bring you?
Bunny: So for mixed ... (// hey, I'm not a frog eater! //) ... ahem ... I'd like to have the redfish in white wine sauce. And what do you take, Mr. Buggy?
Buggy (answers as if shot from a pistol): Trenn-Trenn-Fruits ...
Waiter (the accent can't hide the confusion): Trenn-Trenn-Fruits ?? I've never heard of that, my ´err.
Buggy (likes to show off his knowledge): This is the name of the fruit I ate years ago.
Bunny (smells a new story): Surely they are also devil fruits, right? What do they do for you?
Buggy: I am a man who keeps growing together. You don't tear me to pieces. (laughs)
Bunny (continues to ask): That sounds really very interesting. So you have surely already had the greatest adventures ... (is even interrupted by the staff now)Waiter (insulted that he is no longer the focus): I'm sorry, my `err, but these separating-separating fruits` unfortunately we don't have anything.
Buggy (getting sloppy again): So, are you sorry? It is unforgivable!
Waiter (would now get the part of the scared bunny in any fairy tale film adaptation): I ... I ... I will immediately rush into the kitchen and ask Le Chef about it ... (runs away)
Buggy (yells after the waiter): AAAAAH, you're not going anywhere.
Waiter (still running through the restaurant like a frightened chicken until suddenly the door is pushed open and he hits it - waiter flies through the air - two people enter)
Luffy (ignorant as always): Huh?
Waiter (gets up again and holds his bloody nose): I'm sorry, my `err. How awkward of me.
Luffy: Nothing else happened. Definitely a very interesting flight. I can recommend it to everyone. Oh man, I've got a lot of booze.
Zorro (for once is of the same opinion as his captain): Me too.I'll be there.
Bunny (with horror recognizes the two newcomers): Oh my god, the nightmare of my sleepless nights! What are the two dull cheeks doing here?
Luffy (comes over to her table): Who are you?
Bunny (turns his head to the side and looks strained out the window): * whistle * (// maybe he'll lose interest ... //)
Luffy (shakes Bunny roughly): What do you have all of a sudden? What's happening?
Bunny (pretending innocently): Oh sorry. I just haven't seen you. What did you say??
Luffy: I just asked