Fanfic: Große amerikanische Rache

Translation

Chapter: It's just a little green stuff ...

Chapter 2: It's just a little green stuff ...
Within a few minutes, all the passengers except us are gone. Since we have nothing better to do, I suggest that we take a look around. Maybe that’s how we’ll figure out where we’ve ended up here. After a while we come to a sign. "Warning, nature reserve!" I read aloud. “Are we in the nature reserve now or is that on the other side?” We don't know at first. We walk a bit along the fence to find an exit, but there is none.
"Weren't we here already? We're running in circles!", Says DJ stressed and I answer: "I can't say. Everything looks the same here ..." Neither of us feels like going any further. Nevertheless, we drag ourselves back to our plane to feed the last of the supplies. Someone is already standing in front of it and we suspect that it is not one of our passengers. "Are you from this plane?", The guys ask us and MC answers with a grin: "No, we're from Germany!"That is probably enough for them as an answer, because they say:" You have violated our worst prohibition ... You have destroyed the environment! “We feel easily ripped off and start laughing at these lunatics.” Stop laughing at Greenpeace members! "Greenpeace, huh? I wouldn't have guessed that now ...
"Wait a minute! What did we do anyway?", MC tries to appease the idiots. Okay, the question is justified. The only explanation we get is: "You ran over a tree when you landed! You have to pay for it!"
Oh, just a tree ... I thought it was serious ... For these guys it's probably something serious, because they pull some pistols. Okay ... why do we always have to deal with these lunatics ?! first Osi and now this!
In order to flee from the Greenpeacers, we run back into our plane and entrench ourselves there. The airplane grows more and more dear to my heart. When the Greenpeacers want to get in, MC starts singing loudly: "Push the whale, push the whale, push the whale back into the sea ..." The guys happily sing along, but unfortunately only up to the point where the Greenpeace ship goes down .Now they are also shouting that we are singing discriminatory songs.
"I don't think we'll ever get off this plane again ..." says DJ desperately, but I don't really care. I think the whole situation is actually pretty funny. The whole world is trying to kill us ... we are definitely on the list of the ten most popular people in the world! I'm torn out of my thoughts (which were just now: You get the Oscar for the role of the most hated Germans ... you are even before Hitler!), Because someone tries to contact us via the microphone. "Yup, what's up? Here is the pilot of the ... uh ... the plane here!" I report happily. The answer I get: "Here is the American embassy. You terrorists killed our president, prepare to be shot down." Great, the Americans again. But they never leave you alone. "You should be grateful to us! You didn't like him anyway!"shouts MC angrily." Yes, but now we have to make new elections and no one is up for it. It's nicer to just shoot yourselves down ... "
The laziness of the Americans is always amazing. But no matter, if there is only one person who is against you (in our case the Greenpeacer) it's boring!

:;:;:;: Somehow I'm starting to like the Americans. They're really nice people when they don't want to shoot you down. Unfortunately, they ALWAYS want that ... Am I discriminating against the Americans now? Cool, the word is there ... my compi doesn't slip it under red ... XD:;:;:;