Fanfic: Die Oliver Geissen Show

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Chapter: Episode 205 Panic Studio

Hi folks, today something completely different is starting. This time I try to keep Oliver Geissen's nerves on track. At his beautiful talk show I keep laughing myself dead. I also tried to recreate the female characters from Soul Calibur 2. Hope you enjoy reading it. My poor keyboard is really sore ..... * sad mine pulls * And another thing I have aged all characters by 4 years so that you know it.

So, let's go:

Olli's point of view:

I sit behind the scene and wait for the signal that all the guests are there and I drank my Coke comfortably to the end when I heard that all are complete. I straightened my suit and went on stage.
"Hello and welcome to the Oliver Geissen Show. My topic today: Pregnant as a child: When children have children and would like to introduce my first guest here, Mina is very welcome." When the audience saw them there was a whistle whistling here.* Wow what a beauty. How can you resist with her? * I asked myself and sat down next to her. "Hi Olli, nice to see you." "Mina, nice that you are here. Please tell us what you think of it." "Well, I don't think much of it because these girls still have their whole life ahead of them and miss their whole life. I admit I have a little son too, but at least I'm the right age. "" Well, how old are you? "" 27 years and a few months. "" And how old is your son? "" He's now 4 months old and a very lovely guy. "" Nice, nice and why do you think you have the right age to have a child? "" Well, I have the certain maturity and experience to deal with it. The girls who are 15 or 16, for example, still have a little child in them and then still see them like comrades and do not have that certain something to understand that they have to bear responsibility for such a small being. ". After these sentences there was great applause.A slightly older man got up and I went to him. He smelled strongly of alcohol and only breathed the following into the microphone: "Tell me ..... are you still available? ..... If so, I'll invite you to a bar or something ..." " Just leave me in peace, old man! You can slide your invitation into the * BEEPER comes and goes *! "After that everyone had to calm down. "Please no insults." I warned her. "It's true man. He should just leave me alone otherwise ..... no no Mina will deal with you again ..." she said before she looked at me with a red head. I looked at her and was petrified I had never seen so much beauty in one person before in my career. Then I thought again of my other guests who were waiting impatiently to give their opinion. "Well .." I started. "Second, we say hello to Ivy." I continued and she entered the studio. I shuddered at the sight of her. * How old can she be?35 or 40? * I thought to myself and took a few steps back. "Ivy, it's nice that you are here. Tell me how do you get these shrill things?" I really wanted to know. "Not so important." she just meant. Her voice was not so feminine but rather it reminded me of the voice when I was hoarse. So deep and rough. I turned around and didn't dare look at her again. Mina stiffened her gaze on her and it probably ran cold down her back. "Tell me how old are you? 40 or older?" she asked horrified. "Nah, you owl. Can't you see that? You can see that." she scolded. "Now back to the topic. So how do you like it when you get pregnant at 15:16?" I wanted to throw her out of its subject. "I don't care. If the snotty noses don't manage to raise their children well then it's their bad luck not mine." Ivy answered quickly so as not to look stupid. Mina was upset. She stared at the floor and snorted softly. Then she got up and came to me." What is wrong with you?" I wanted to know. "Do you have pace there?" she asked. "Yes, of course I have ... Come with me for a minute." I asked them. We went into the next room and sat down on the sofa. "What do you have? Why are you crying?" I wanted to know. "That's because this person doesn't understand what they're saying. How can you care? A good friend of mine was only 18 and had lost her twins when she was born. Not because of snotty nose. She would certainly have been a good mother . She was looking forward to the two of them so much and then it was all over. She committed suicide because her life no longer made sense to her. " she sniffed and her look became more and more pathetic. "My condolences. This is really bad. Could it be that you are sensitive?" I asked her even though I knew it was causing her even more pain. "Yes, very much. Normally I'm one of the really tough ones, but my feelings have changed my mind when it comes to things like that ..." Mina didn't continue because then she might have collapsed."Is it going again or do you want to stay here a little longer?" I asked her. "I want to know if my son is okay." she sobbed softly. "Then wait a moment." I told her and took my cell phone out of my pocket. "Hello? Yes Olli here give me Annie ..... wait a minute, Mina what's your son's name?" I asked her. "Silvan. My little darling." she answered heavily. "Yes, it's my turn again, the little one is called Silvan. Is he with you by any chance? ..... Yes, okay. All right then, bye. So your little one is in good hands. Don't worry, he's fine." I calmed her down again. "Well, that takes a load off my heart. As far as I am concerned, we can go back to the studio." she beamed now as if that had just not happened. "Good and more after the commercial break." I said and the commercial break began. Mina disappeared to the bathroom with Ivy and the rest of my guests were bored and looked for a chip shop. I had to think about what was probably true about her story.Obviously everything why would she have a reason to lie. After the commercial break, the ladies and spectators took their places. "So and now my next guest. Greet them warmly. Sophitia is warmly welcome here." and again the applause was great. * Another beauty. Who does she have with her? * I thought to myself and saw a little girl stumbling after her next to her. "Hello, nice to see you." "Hi Olli." "Who do you have sweet things with you?" I asked very warmly. "That my daughter Saphira. Isn't she a pretty child?" she asked happily. "Yes, really, very cute, your little mouse." Mina said with beaming eyes. Ivy turned her head to one side and rolled her eyes. That obviously annoyed her. "So now what do you think of this thing?" I asked because we were getting off topic. "Well, I can only say if you have a child too early then I don't think that's a good thing because, as Mina said, she'll miss her whole life.I can only agree with her. "She said and put her child on her lap." Tell me how old are you two? "I asked her interested." Well, she is 4 now and I am 29. I still have two, a daughter and a son are at home and just look at our posts as I know them. All three of them are 4 years old and really cute creatures. Actually I only have two children this little mouse here is a foundling. "She replied. * Great, nice for you. Show-off and everyone falls for her. * Ivy thought to herself and was bored. You could see that on the expression on her face that said: Get me out of here, I have no business here. I'm in the wrong movie. "Tell me, Ivy, did you imagine having children one day?" I got her out of her mind without even knowing it. "Me? Children? Never in life. I had a very difficult childhood and I am chronically aggressive. I am probably the only one who has no children and doesn't want them either. "She explained. * I don't understand her.* I just thought. "Isn't it Wieseo? Children are great." said Sophitia. "No, I'm not the type for it." Ivy grumbled as if on the verge of a collapse in anger. "Well, now I say hello to my next guest. Here is Xianghua, boah, luck that I found out how to pronounce them beforehand. Welcome first of all." I greeted them. "Hi Olli. What I just noticed that you find it difficult to pronounce my name correctly, right or am I right?" she just said and smiled. "Yes, a bit difficult, but was right?" I blushed a little. "Yes, it was right. Well, what I think about the topic, first of all, I think it's good if you have your first pregnancy early because then you get to know what it means to take responsibility." she replied, taking a good look at Saphira. "Do you have children of your own?" I wanted to know. "No not yet, but I really want one." "And how old are you now?" "I'm 24 now and I would love to have a son." she dreamed to herself. "Wake up.Come back to reality, dreamy woman. "Ivy started to get upset and had it after her. Because she finally wanted to stir up the crowd and walked and roared like a monkey in the penitentiary. Nobody could stop her until I got her out of the studio into the next room. "Ivy what's the matter with you? Why are you barking like a wild girl and almost screaming the stage? "I got angry." How can she come up with a wish for a brat? Children are like a plague. They're just getting you into trouble. That is why our country has become poor because we have too many children here. Damn it! "She shouted across the room and was looking for Saphira. When she finally found her, she took her to the toilet and Sophitia came right after. Then they argued violently. If I switched to the only beeps would be heard Then the three came back and walked on. Saphira went to Mina and clung to her."Can you stop now ?! The little one is crying!" Mina screamed into both of them. Sophitia and Ivy looked at her and saw that the little mouse was really crying. Ivy disappeared into her seat and Sophitia grabbed the little one. "What's that supposed to mean? She came to me." Mina started screaming. Everything seemed to sink into chaos until Talim came into the studio and held Mina back. "Talim, I still have you ..... don't care do you know her?" I was off the roll. I only felt something on my pant leg. It was Saphira who sought protection from fear in me. This dispute slowly escalated and we all had to separate first before we could continue.