Chapter: Part I: Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks

Hello! I once thought to myself that I would have to write what the DBZ people would never say and I really never mean! It starts with my favorite family, yes the letters or whatever you want (I like it better!)

* What our DBZ people would never say *

~ Part I: Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks ~

Vegeta:

- Son Goku, my friend, how are you today?
- * runs across a meadow of flowers * I'm so happy * tralalala *
- Bulma, let's get married again!
- Oh, how I love this fusion dance!
- * desperate * Why do we have to fight? What about peace? Let's all be friends!
- Exercising is stupid! I now only go shopping and play golf with Bulma!
- I should stop eating so much or I'll get fat!
- I should change my clothes. Who wears blue? Pink is the color you are currently wearing.
- Goku, you are my very best friend, let me hug you.
- Bulma, honey, you haven't kissed me good morning today * offended look *- Son Goku is much stronger than me! So what? I don't care, who cares?
- (to an enemy) What am I supposed to fight? but that's too brutal for me!
- Bulma, dismantle the GR.
- * sing * I am so happy! All the world, oh what, the whole galaxy should know that I love my wife and children! * lalalalala *
- Bulma, call the hairdresser, down with the soft ice cream hairstyle!
- I can't see any blood at all. If I see it I will faint instantly!
- I a prince? Are you crazy? Down with the monarchy, let's all throw ourselves into the revolution !!!!!

Bulma:

- That damn technology!
- Women and technki, that can't be changed.
- I'm learning to fight.
- For Vegeta, I'm breaking friends with everyone, especially Son Goku!

Trunks:

- I hate Goths!
- * Gohan's Saiyaman costume sees * Mama, I want something like that too.
- I don't fight with a sword, it just looks like it.
- I can't fight with a sword.
- * to C17 and C18 * people, I really want to found a flat share with you, so let's finally stop the bickering.- * scream * I want to be poor! * screech *

If you like it too, write me clerks and more parts will follow!
By the way: I would have written something for Bra, too, but she hardly appeared in DBZ at all, so I never thought of her!
Bye I love you all very much!