nervously at Ms. Riek)
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<br> Student: Ms. Riek, we are on the fifth floor!
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<br> Riek: Yes and? What do you think we used to have to do?
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<br> Student: Uh ... we can also use the door ...
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<br> (Riek thinks hard for a moment)
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<br> Riek: Eh ... okay! (She rolls to the door and checks the corridor a la army style) All right, all clear. Come on!
<br>
<br> (Students lie down on the floor and crawl Ms. Riek out of the room on the floor afterwards)
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<br> ____
<br>
<br> (Pick laughs angrily)
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<br> Pick: I'm finally back after being unfairly sent to Care Bears. Although I wanted to bring school into a new age of humor with my brilliant jokes!<br>
<br> (Pick laughs evil again)
<br>
<br> Pick: And now I will bring the students under my control with my jokes. Isn't it, Strawless?
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<br> Strohlos: (points to his phone) Wait a minute, my mom ... (turns back to the phone) Yes mom, me you too mom. No, I'm coming to eat, nööö- I want my fruit gnomes for dessert! Yes, I have to break up ... (Strohlos hangs up; to Pick) Was what?
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<br> Pick: Forget it, you idiot ...
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<br> (Hinz is standing around with the Playboy in front of his face the whole time; looks up) Ah, by the way, the school was subjugated. (looks in the magazine and laughs perverted and wants to leave)
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<br> (Strohlos looks at the magazine with interest)
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<br> Strohlos: (quietly) May I come with you?
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<br> Hinz: Does your mother allow you to do that already?
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<br> (Strohlos pulls out his phone and calls his mom)
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<br> Strohlos: Yes, hello Mommy, yes, it's me. I wanted to know if I can go 'play' with a friend ... (silence) ...? ... Yes?Fine, I'll be back for dinner.
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<br> (Hinz and Strohlos go away)
<br>
<br> Pick: Well, the two ... hmm ... if they can ... I could too. (pulls out a car magazine from behind his back) Oh yeah, baby .. (grins perverted and leaves)
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<br> ___
<br>
<br> (Nerd enters the stage, trips and falls)
<br> (Gothic slowly strolls along with a book in hand, climbs over the nerd)
<br> (Freak comes running)
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<br> Freak: AHHHHH! (runs over the Gothic and falls over the nerd who is torn to the ground again)
<br>
<br> (Cooler arrives, falls over the freak and lands on the nerd)
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<br> Cooler: (while getting up) Shit, my Armani jeans!
<br>
<br> (Psycho arrives, laughs crazy and points to the others)
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<br> Cooler: (gets up completely; hits the psycho in the head; angry) You'd better go to the institution from which you ran away!
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<br> Psycho: (astonished) Isn't that an institution? (points to the school)<br>
<br> Cooler: Nei .... wait a minute. Could be ... (rubs his chin)
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<br> (Others stand up)
<br> (Nerd looks sadly at her books)
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<br> Nerd: (tearful) It said what I should learn by Monday ...
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<br> Cooler: (sighs) If Madame hasn't noticed it yet, (points to the school) the school and the teacher (others in the group start to shout and clap; hisses) people! Well, where did I stop ... oh yes (loud) the school and its teachers are on fire.
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<br> Nerd: (loudly) NOEONE !!!! (slumps on the floor)
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<br> (pause)
<br>
<br> Nerd: (looks up again) I have to save her ...
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<br> Freak: The students ?!
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<br> Nerd: No, you zero, the school and the teachers too!
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<br> (all stare at the geek in amazement)
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<br> Nerd: (smiles embarrassed) ... sorry, of course I only mean school ...
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<br> Cooler: (sighs, looks sadly at the floor)
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<br> Freak: (astonished) Are you so moved by the fate of these poor creatures? ..(puts his hand on the cool man's shoulder)
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<br> Cooler: (ripped from my thoughts) What ?! The students? ... oh no (waves them away), my 1000 euro jacket is still in the shitty school ...
<br>
<br> (stunned silence)
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<br> Freak: And that means now ?!
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<br> Cooler: (convinced) I have to go in and get her.
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<br> All: (horrified, loud) Because of a jacket ?!
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<br> Cooler: (astonished) ... yes ...., my parents are not that fat either!
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<br> (everyone shakes their head in disbelief)
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<br> Gothic: I wanted to go back too ...
<br>
<br> (Nerd runs up to him and holds his arm tight)
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<br> Nerd: How noble of you, finally someone who wants to save the school together with me, (takes a step towards the audience and looks confidently into the distance) to free the students from the dragon pick and banish the non-intellectual jokes from the world!
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<br> Freak: And you mean the bad English lessons too ...
<br>
<br> Cooler: And the bullying from every student ...<br>
<br> Freak: (looks at the cool) ..and the physical education ..
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<br> Cooler: (returns the look) ... and geography lessons ..
<br>
<br> Nerd: (interrupts the two who want to continue talking) It's good now, we all know !!
<br> (she turns back to Gothic and grabs his sleeve again; enthusiastically) I would never have thought of you ...
<br>
<br> (silence)
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<br> Gothic: (scratches his head, smiles embarrassed) .... so actually I just wanted to watch the carnage ...
<br>
<br> (Everyone takes a step away from Gothic; except for the psycho, who has been sitting on the floor the whole time and piling stones on top of each other)
<br>
<br> (cooler walks up to this one)
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Cooler: Hey, (hits the psycho on the back of the head) what are you doing?
<br>
<br> Psycho: (looks up and grins) Rebuild school.
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<br> Cooler: (annoyed) Ohhhh ... !!! (holds his hand in front of his face) So, I'm going now ...
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<br> Gotic: (rubs hands together) Me too. (a little quieter) Otherwise I'll miss the best ...<br>
<br> Freak: I'm coming with you, I'm coming with you! (hops after)
<br>
<br> (Nerd sees how the three want to leave)
<br>
<br> Nerd: Don't you want to help me?
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<br> All: Yeah sure! (show the nerd the bird)
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<br> Nerd: I'll do all of your homework too. (smiles at the others)
<br>
<br> (these run up to the nerd and hold her hand)
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<br> All: (from one mouth) It's okay!
<br>
<br> Nerd: (looks safely into the distance again) Okay, let's go into the fight! (points to the school)
<br>
<br> (silence)
<br>
<br> Nerd: (meekly) .... let's go. (hangs his shoulders)
<br>
<br> (general shrug, follow the nerd)
<br>
<br> (meanwhile everyone has disappeared behind the stone, you can only hear the voices of Gothic and Freak)
<br>
<br> Gothic: (enthusiastic) Take a look, all the corpses and tortured faces! ..... and so much blood!
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<br> Freak: Yes, the whole thing has ... (pause) ... very sensitive colors.<br>
<br> (you can hear the freak giggling first, then screaming)
<br>
<br> Gothic: (roaring) I'll kill you!
<br>
<br> (rocks are cleared away)
<br>
<br> 2. Act end
<br> ___
<br>
<br> 3. act
<br>
<br>
<br> (You can see the defaced backdrop of the school)
<br> (The group comes from the right)
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<br> Freak: (goes to the walls and looks at the blood splatters) Hmm ..... the colors and the pattern would go great with my outfit.
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<br> Gothic: Great, great, great !!! (is already bouncing around the 'corpses', they are just motionless because of the bad jokes)
<br>
<br> Psycho: (taps one of the motionless guys) Hello? .... haaaaallo?
<br>
<br> (Cooler arrives and hits the psycho on the head, looks around)
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<br> Cooler: If my jacket is covered in blood now, heads will roll ..
<br>
<br> (head rolls into the picture, everyone stares after him)
<br> (Psycho opens his mouth and lifts his finger as if to say something)
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<br> Cooler: (annoyed) Stop it ...
<br><br> (Psycho looks insulted to the ground)
<br>
<br> (Nerd arrives)
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<br> Nerd: (sees the school) Okay ..... I think (turns around), I don't want to go in there anymore ...
<br>
<br> All: (loudly) YES !!!
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<br> Cooler: You will do my homework and get me a good school leaving certificate. But for that I need two things, you (points to the nerd) ... and, the school. (indicates this)
<br>
<br> Freak: You can also go to another one.
<br>
<br> Cooler: Am I stupid? Nowhere are there such good teachers who give you such good grades for doing nothing.
<br>
<br> (Everyone stared at him in disbelief)
<br>
<br> Cooler: What? Isn't it like that ...
<br>
<br> (Everyone nods their head, affected)
<br>
<br> Nerd: But we can prevent that if we ban Pick from school once and for all.
<br>
<br> Psycho: (meekly) Do we want that too?
<br>
<br> Nerd: (sighs) If I help you, you don't care.
<br>
<br> (everyone nods happily)<br>
<br> Cooler: So, let's go in now ...
<br>
<br> All: If need be ...
<br>
<br> (everyone goes to school)
<br>
<br> (remodel, classroom, students are tied to chairs; Pick tells bad jokes; Strohlos stands next to it)
<br>
<br> Pick: So where did I stop ... Oh yes, so watch out! If a cuckoo comes flying over the sea says cuckoo! ;, a shark comes out of the sea and says shark! ; ...
<br>
<br> (no student laughs, you only hear annoying moans)
<br>
<br> (Pick looks angrily at Strohlos, he suddenly starts to laugh contrived)
<br>
<br> Strohlos: Great joke boss, really terrific (sighs annoyed)
<br>
<br> (Strohlos mobile phone rings, this one answers)
<br>
<br> Strohlos: Yes ... Yes, hello mom (looks annoyed at Mr. Pick), you can't imagine how happy I am that you are calling (smiles at Pick, embarrassed, and indicates that he can't and doesn't have to go) No mom, no, don't get me wrong, I'm always happy when you call here (pause) Oh no mom, not my Star Wars characters, you got it completely wrong ... (tearful) mom ...<br>
<br> (Pick looks angrily after Mr. Strohlos, who goes further and further away)
<br>
<br> Pick: Well, then Strohlos will