Fanfic: Zauber Schule, aber nicht Hogwarts

Translation

leash in Ms. Riek's hand) Uh ... what is 'that'?
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<br> Riek: What? Oh, the leash ... this is my fighting dog, the Yoshy (great admiration follows)
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<br> All: (astonished, stunned silence)
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<br> Cooler: Aja ... that's great ... then I would say let's go now, right?
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<br> Gothic: Yes! I want to see blood! (grins)
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<br> Psycho: (laughs dirty)
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<br> (Everyone leaves the stage, Riek pulls the stuffed dog behind him on the carrying surface and a terrible squeaking noise is created)
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<br> (Students are tied to the side, Pick stands in front of it and laughs angrily)
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<br> Pick: (laughs) Nobody, yes, NOBODY will be able to stop me!
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<br> (Suddenly the group rushes onto the stage with battle screams, almost falling on top of each other, whirling their weapons around wildly and finally standing in attack formation in front of Mr. Pick)<br>
<br> (Psycho turns around and picks the cool guy on the side)
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<br> Cooler: (hits him on the back of the head) Idiot! Not me, he! (points to Pick)
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<br> Psycho: (grins) Cool, a dragon!
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<br> Cooler: (slaps his hand against his face)
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<br> Pick: (irritated) What the ..? Are there still free students on the way? STROHLOUS!
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<br> Nerd: (takes a brave step forward) Ha, he won't come, we have ... uh ... defeated him! They lost!
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<br> Pick: (stares long and angry at the nerd)
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<br> Nerd: Um .. (swallows and backs away from the Gothic) Well, 'almost' lost ...
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<br> Cooler: (looks behind her) Ms. Riek, now!
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<br> Riek: (comes squeaking with the stuffed dog and the carrying surface, through between the group) This is your end, dragon, your last hour has struck! Come on, Yoshy, faaaass! (pulls on the leash and professionally flings the dog to your side and over you back and forth, then lets go so that the dog flies across the stage and down past Pick)<br>
<br> (silence)
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<br> Riek: (horrified) Aaaah, no! Yoshy! NO! (rushes frantically from the stage)
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<br> All: (look after her, confused)
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<br> Freak: (happy) And now?
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<br> Psycho: Haha, we won!
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<br> Cooler: (slaps the back of his head) No, damn it, we don't!
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<br> Psycho: (puzzled) Not?
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<br> Nerd: (hiding her face behind her hands, whimpering)
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<br> Pick: (taps the floor with his foot and yawns)
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<br> Gothic: (angry) No, I won't let it end like this. I want to see battle, and blood, and dead! (wields his sword)
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<br> Pick: (grinning) Well, let's see! Take that! (tells a bad joke)
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<br> Everyone: (moan and back away)
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<br> Pick: (laughs) And that! (tells another)
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<br> Nerd: Nooo, I can't take it! (falls to his knees)
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<br> Freak: Arg, my ears, my ears! (presses his hands over his ears)<br>
<br> Pick: And now .... adieu, freedom! (brings the worst joke there is)
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<br> Everyone: (scream, stagger and fall to the ground)
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<br> Cooler: (still on his knees) No ... so ... it can't ... come to an end ... (falls over)
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<br> Pick: your failure! You will never defeat me, the great pick, never! And now I will make you happy with my wonderful jokes, forever!
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<br> Psycho: (stands up while Pick is talking, pats himself quietly and then looks at the dragon; then suddenly points to him and starts to laugh wildly)
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<br> Pick: (amazed) What ... what am I hearing? Is that the pure, happy laugh of a child? A voice full of joy at my wonderful sense of humor? (starts to smile happily) That ... is wonderful!
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<br> (Pick rips off the costume, suddenly stands there in white clothes / hippie clothes and makes a happy face)
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<br> Pick: Yes! I feel it, I am cleansed, my life has a meaning again!I will travel to Care Bears and enjoy the rest of my now fulfilled life there and ... I will bake apple pie! (prances off the stage)
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<br> All: (gradually get up, look confused again and look after Pick)
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<br> (Psycho has long since grabbed some weapon and is dancing in circles again)
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<br> Psycho: Lalala-lalala-lalala ....
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<br> Cooler: (astonished) Did ... we actually make it?
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<br> Nerd: (joyfully) Yes! We drove him out and saved the school!
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<br> Gothic: (groans) Oh man, and where is the fight now? How boring....
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<br> Freak: We won, yaaay! (joins the psycho and they both jump in circles, throwing their arms in the air and shouting won over and over again!)
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<br> Cooler: Oh man, somebody shoot them ...
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<br> Gothic: (starts to grin)
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<br> Cooler: That was a joke, come back down!
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<br> Gothic: (pouts)<br>
<br> Nerd: (stands in front again, smiles happily and looks into the distance) It is done, the school is saved, evil is defeated and the students are set free. Now we can finally go back to school and ... learn!
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<br> (everyone moans)
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<br> Nerd: Love and Peace! (makes a peace sign)
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<br> Gothic: Ahhh, no! Just not that!
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<br> Freak: Come on, party!
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<br> Cooler: (horrified) But not without a new jacket!
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<br> Psycho: (waves to the audience while the others leave the stage discussing and then runs after them)
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<br> (Hinz strolls onto the stage, hands in his pockets)
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<br> Hinz: (sighs) And what do I do now?
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<br> (he sees the newspaper lying on the floor)
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<br> Hinz: Isn't that ... (picks it up) Oh! (grins lustfully) He ... hehehe ....
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<br> (walks away with the newspaper in hand, grinning)
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<br> end of 4th act