Fanfic: Dinne for One

Translation

Year, Sophie, gal ...
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom! * lall *
James: It's one of the nicest little women ... hic ... one of the nicest little women, that's ever breathed, that's ever breathed, that's ever breathed ... I now declare this bazaar opened! Would you like some fruit?
Kero-chan: // What kind of nonsense are they talking about? //
Urd: * hic * I would prefer something to drink! * always had her glass filled and is now also drunk * (Typically Urd!)
Sanji: Anything you want honey. * stagger *
Urd: * giggle * Very gallant!
Bina-chan: STOP !!! That's not how it is in the script!
Tini-chan: I think they're drunk.
Bina-chan: I can see that too. But why?
Tini-chan: Usually it comes from excessive alcohol consumption.
Bina-chan: * grr * I didn't mean it that way. I thought there was only water in the bottles. Somebody must have switched the bottles!Someone alias Naga: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh!
Tini-chan & Bina-chan: * twitch *
Tini-chan: That can't be true !?
Bina-chan: But that's true! *close to tears*
Tini-chan: Why did you do that?
Naga: It's funnier that way. Uhuhuhuhuh!
Bina-chan: Funny? * Torrent tears *
Naga: Very simple. Everything is much more realistic now. I wanted to help you. It worked out great.
Bina-chan: More realistic? * grumble * Help us ?? * grumble * worked great ??? * Volcanic eruption *
Tini-chan: Oh oh! Save yourself who can! Women and children first!
Bina-chan: NAGA !!! You forgot §% & / (= !!! I could! §§% / {[]} How dare you sabotage my piece ??? I'll pay you back! * Evilsmile *
Naga: Ouch! * gulp *
Tini-chan: You could say that! Hey hey!
Bina-chan: Prepare yourself for something! * double evilsmile * DRAGON SLAVE !!!
Naga: Uhuhuhuhuhu! (We won't see them again anytime soon.)
Tini-chan: * totally stunned * How? What? Why? ... Since when have you been able to do that ???Bina-chan: Well! * smile *
Tini-chan: Can't you think of anything better than "Well!"?
Bina-chan: * in a good mood * The main thing is that we get rid of them.
Tini-chan: True again! ... * fright * Wh ... wh ... what is Sanji doing?
Bina-chan: Huh? * look * Uaaaah! Hey you! Let it be!
(What Sanji did is up to your imagination. * Hey *)
Tini-chan: We can't go on without Urd and Sanji. So we have to wait for better or worse until the two are sober again. * sigh *

Bina-chan: So there we are again. With two halfway sober main actors.
// Tini-chan put Urd and Sanji in the sobering cell. //
Tini-chan: You do what you can. * very proud *
Bina-chan: Can we continue then?
Tini-chan: Wait ... * Go through list * Urd and Sanji sobered ... checked. Naga kicked out ... checked.
Seagull: * sits on Bina-chan's shoulder * * look at the list * mine!
Tini-chan: Forget it! It's mine.
Seagull: Mine! Mine! Mine! * snap for the list *
Tini-chan: * tug * Let go!Bina-chan: Ouch!
(The list tears up.)
Seagull: Mine! * eats her half *
Bina-chan: * Look at Tini-chan * Are you hungry too?
Tini-chan: * sweatdrop * I give up!
Bina-chan: If that is the case ... everyone, take your positions! We continue.

James: It's one of the nicest little woman ... hic ... one of the nicest little woman, that's ever breathed, that's ever breathed ... I now declare this bazaar opened! Would you like some fruit?
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have port with the fruit!
James: Oh ... no! S ... ame procedure as last ...
Miss Sophie: Yes, the same procedure as every year, James!
James: ..... !!!
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James: Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James: Schkolll! * is all over the head *
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James: * tips the glass * I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James: * accidentally drinks the flower water * Huuuhhh, I'll kill that cat!
Kero-chan: Cat? Does he mean me? * hiss *Bina-chan: CUT !!! Bring this bedside rug back to me! * hiss *
Tini-chan: * run after * Please stay here!
Seagull: * fly after * mine!

Tini-chan: * Throwing an evil look at Kero-chan * Woe to you move again!
Kero-chan: You can do it with me. * grumble *
Bina-chan: Did you say something? * grr *
Kero-chan: * shake my head in panic *

Miss Sophie: Well, James, it's been a wonderful party! // Very British! //
James: It's been most enjoyable.
Miss Sophie: I think I'll retire.
James: You're going to bed? // Well, I'll go with you. //
Miss Sophie: Yes.
James: Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, madam.
Miss Sophie: As I was saying, I'll retire ... // I don't need any help with that. I'm not 90 or anything after all. //
James: Ya ... ya. By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James
James: We'll, I'll do my very best.
(Both go up the stairs)

Bina-chan: You, Tini-chan?
Tini-chan: What is it?Bina-chan: What is actually meant by "The same procedure as every year" in this case?
Tini-chan: Uh ... well ... * James and Miss Sophie look after them * ... * scare * I think we should go after them.
Bina-chan: * big eyes * why?
Tini-chan: * Grab Bina-chan on your arm * Don't ask! Come dear!

Tini-chan: That's it again for this year.
Bina-chan: We hope to see each other again next year, if it is contrary ...
Tini-chan & Bina-chan: "Dinner for One!" or "The 90th Birthday"
Tini-chan: And now I ask all actors to come on stage again.
All: * bow *
Sanji: * Put your arms around Tini-chan and Bina-chan * Do you two have time for me now?
Tini-chan & Bina-chan: For the last time. NO!!!