Chapter: Only Chapter

Hello,
this is a Christmas FF only for Me-chan ^^ my Christmas present ..... * grin * Everything exactly as you wanted it to be .... I hope that I don't think of something new in the middle of the FF as always) and I'll change something again ...
I transferred the story of how Jesus was born to the One Piece character ...
Here is the distribution of roles:
Josef: Sanji
Maria: Nami
Jesus: Luffy
The 3 holy kings: Usopp, Chopper, Zorro
Hostel owner: Franky
Angel: Robin
And off:
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Emperor Augustus ordered that all people in his empire should be counted and recorded for tax. So everyone had to go to the hometown of their ancestors. Sanji too was supposed to make his way from Galilee to Judea, to the city of Bethlehem. He should take his fiancée Nami with him because she was pregnant, but not from him (she cheated O.O .... XDD). She became pregnant by the Holy Spirit. Sanji wanted to quietly part with her, but then an angel appeared to him in a dream:Angel: "Sanji, don't be afraid to take Nami, your wife, to you! Because the child she is expecting comes from the Spirit of God. She will give birth to a son, for you should call Luffy. For he will be his people free from all guilt! "

When Sanji woke up the next morning he took Nami, put her on a donkey and together they went from Galilee to Judea. When they got to Bethlehem it was very late.

In a distant land, the Orient, three wise astrologers pored over ancient writings, in which it was written:
A star will rise out of Jacob and a man will arise out of Israel.
They tried to interpret this. The three astrologers were called Chopper, Usopp and Zorro. "I have it!" said Chopper. "What do you have?" Usopp asked. "At some point a star that appears when the sun rises will show us the way to a new king!" "And when?" "How should I know?" "Could have been!"
The next morning, when the sun rose and Usopp and Zorro were still sleeping peacefully, Chopper stormed in and shouted: "I was right!The star he has appeared! “Zorro and Usopp were wide awake immediately.” We have to report that to our king! "So the three went to their king:" Sir, "said Zorro," let's three go and follow the star, we want to welcome the new king! "King:" All right, but take presents with you! "And so the three set off, following the star.

At the same time in another place:
Some shepherds were in a field, looking after their sheep in the middle of the night, when an angel suddenly appeared. The angel said to them: "Do not be afraid! I have great news of good news for you and for all the people. Today the Savior was born to you in the city of David: Christ the Lord! And this is the sign that you." recognizes him: You will find a newborn child, wrapped in diapers in a manger! "Then the angel disappeared. One of the shepherds said, "Come on, let's go to Bethlehem and see what happened there, what God made known to us."And so they set off.

In the meantime, Nami and Sanji had arrived in Bethlehem and knocked at the first inn, the owner opened the door.

Owner: “What is it?” Sanji: “Do you still have room for us in your hostel?” Owner: “No, my hostel is already overcrowded due to the rush of people who all wanted to be counted.” Sanji: “But my wife is pregnant! "Owner:" I can't do anything about that! "

He slammed the door in front of Nami and Sanji. Sanji: “Bastard!” Nami: “Don't get upset, we'll find somewhere else to stay overnight.” And so the two of them went to the next hostel. This time a woman opened it.

Woman: "Good evening. What can I do for you?" Sanji: "Do you still have room for us in your hostel?" Woman: "No, my hostel is already overcrowded due to the rush of people who all wanted to be counted. "Sanji:" But my wife is pregnant! "Woman:" I would love to help you, but there is really no place, just on the floor and you certainly don't want to do that to your wife in her condition!"Sanji:" That's right ... thanks anyway! "Woman:" Don't hang your head, you will definitely find a warm place to stay. "

With these words the woman closed the door. And Nami and Sanji went on. Sanji: "If there is no room in this hostel, then I'll kick the owner to a pulp, let's see if there is room!" Nami: "Sanji calm down!" This time a man with blue hair opened the door.

Owner: "Halloooo?" Sanji: "Good evening!" Owner: "Hello! How are you, how are you? My name is Franky!" Sanji: "Um ... My name is Sanji and this is my wife Nami." Franky: "Pretty the little one! "Nami:" Thank you ... * turns red * "Sanji:" Do you still have space in your hostel? We are urgently looking for something to stay overnight. "Franky:" Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't have one More space ... mhh, but I see your wife having a baby, how about if you slept in my stable? "Sanji:" In a STABLE ??? "Nami:" It's better than nothing, Sanji. " Sanji: "All right ..." And so she led Franky to a small stable.In this stable the little Luffy saw the light of day. Nami wrapped him in diapers and put him in the manger. All the animals in the stable witnessed this little miracle. Then suddenly a couple of shepherds and 3 strangely dressed men came into the stable. "See, that must be the new king the scriptures tell of!" said one of the strangely dressed men with a long nose. "One moment! Woe to you even touch my child!" Sanji snapped at the stranger. Chopper: "Maybe we should introduce ourselves first, so I'm Chopper, the one behind me is Zorro and the one with the long nose is Usopp, we" "Wait a minute, Chopper, I don't have a long nose, it only sees through the light so long! "" Yeah, well ... well, we come from the far east and our king sends us with gold, myrrh and frankincense to the newborn king to welcome him. "" Mhh ... well. .. then do "Nami:" Sanji don't always be so rude!"" But Namimaus! "" Sanji ...! "Suddenly little Luffy answered:" HUUUUNNNGERRR !!!! “What can he speak already?” All asked, startled. “Yes, of course I can speak! What do you think I am the savior! "Everyone could only make stupid faces at that, but then they started laughing and said:" Of course! How could we have forgotten that! "
The 3 kings and the shepherds stayed with Sanji, Nami and Luffy for a long time, but then they said goodbye and all went back to where they came from.
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Soo ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ME-CHAN !!!!! Just for you, I hope you like it ^^ I had to take some things from the Bible ... well just what the angel said ... I think Franky looks a bit like a psychopath ... but well .. ..oO See you and I wish you all: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! Lalla