Fanfic: Heiraten für Fortgeschrittene
Chapter: Pitsch wet you also get to your destination ...
Chapter 3: Pitch wet you also get there!
Hello! ^^
And already comes the third chapter. Now comes a very special encounter. Well, let us surprise you!
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Yoko
"Oh and your fiancé just lets you sit there like that? Yoko, you're way too nice. If I were his future wife, he could be prepared for something!"
I have to smile a little. Oh yeah. If Anna were Seto's fiancée, he really would have nothing to laugh about. Just think of her last friend.
"I would dump it just like Fred. Nothing beats a nice ice mask. You will see that your Seto will look really relaxed again. Honestly!"
Speaking of ice mask ...
"Anna, how many times have I asked you for help?"
"Oh, that was only about 300 times ... Why?"
Before I can answer, a mean voice answers from the receiver. And when I say mean to Anna, it's really mean. I suspect evil!
"Aha! You want to wipe one off Kiro right?"No, I sense my salvation. Let's see what she's hatched now. It will be fun.
"Bingo!"
I can already imagine how Ann is now standing in front of the receiver and grinning a hole in her stomach. A tell-tale, mean grin. Almost as bad as Seto. (No, it doesn't get any worse!)
"You can be so glad that you have ME as your friend!"
"Yes, yes, I'm VERY grateful to you too, so let's hear it! ^^"
Seto
Well, he must have survived that too. With the last few movements he adjusted the wig again. So he really was standing in front of that damn house. Who would have thought that it was next to this bearded donkey's farm and had a clear view of it
had a silo?
"Beautiful neighborhood!" He muttered to himself.
"Well then, my boy! Good luck with the Imatas, you'll need it."
"Muh!"
And so the old junk truck drove on and left Karl to his fate. Wonderful. He couldn't have imagined a better place to go on vacation.In the wilderness, next to 1000's of critters who incidentally had his hat on their conscience, and then also without money, which, incidentally, his great chauffeur had ruthlessly stolen from him. He sighed and then set off.
"It can't get any worse ..."
Taki and Toku
"And did you think of everything?"
"Of course, everything is ready for mission" I-I-P! "(Idiot-in-the-pool ^^)
The blue-haired man winked at the person opposite. However, he seemed skeptical and decided to ask again. You could never know with your brother.
"Are the scales on the tree?"
"Yep!"
"Tensioned the net?"
"Sure!"
“Fiancé in sight?” This time, Blue took out the binoculars and looked outside at the huge garden. The leaves were blowing in the wind and there was a vanilla-like smell in the air.
"Roger and Maaaaan, he looks stupid. You can tell right away that this is a wig! Probably a glass head or Farmer Peter's creature has eaten his hair off, it could be.""That's old!" The blond groaned. "We did that with Yoko's last friend."
Taki giggled and said in an amused voice: "Can you still remember his stupid face when he noticed the cattle?"
"Oh yes, somehow I have the feeling that he's still telling his Pshcho doctor today!"
Both boys burst into laughter. They didn't know their sister's fiancé, but one thing was absolutely clear: he had to go!
"Hey, you two. What are you doing here?"
"Hello Moki! Nothing at all, what should we do?" The binoculars quickly disappeared and both looked innocent.
"You look so funny.", Said the older one and sat down next to Toku, simply ignoring the loud "crap".
"We do schoolwork and we don't want to be disturbed.", Taki said in a decidedly tone. The other, who did not fail to hear this statement, agreed:
"Right, we still have a lot to do."
"Well, then I can help you."-_-
Seto
Let's get back to our unsuspecting "Karl":
"Let's hope that doesn't take too long, I still have a company to manage!" He said to himself and looked at the Aldi Karl watch. (Of course Seto Kaiba would NEVER wear something like that!)
<<cough>>
"What a bummer!" He swore and held the colorful bouquet away from him. Which madman had the idea that he absolutely had to bring flowers, even though he knew exactly that he was allergic to something like that? Answer: ROLAND! ARGH!
<<cough>>
Seto was already imagining how he would hit Roland in the neck, his throat painfully
<<cough>>
would break and play soccer with his head. (A: Living Fantasy!)
He would certainly remember that day for a long time.
"The worst day of my life!" He stated and continued towards the house.
<<cough>>
Taki and Toku
In the evildoer's room:
"I just have to go to the loo!", Taki yelled at the older man, without him noticing the recording device in his pocket.Moki just nodded and tried to at least explain to Toku what you mean by "minus".
"You know, that's just a sign!"
"For what?"
"Well ... a sign that you subtract this number from the lower one. Do you understand?"
The little one just looked at him disinterestedly. As if he didn't know what to subtract. He'd have to explain that to his brother. Still, he put on a thoughtful look. It should all seem believable. And anyway. What was he in the Theater AG for?
Suddenly there was a scream and both were startled by the red ink dripping math homework and looked at the door.
"Wasn't that Yoko?" Moki asked, looking scared. So Toku had already pushed the button. It's good that the two had recorded Yoko's voice. Their screams were really famous. Fearful, loud and audible over 100 kilometers.
Seconds later his brother was standing in the door.
"Come on quickly, something terrible has happened to Yoko!"he howled and pointed to the hallway. Mokuba jumped up and ran out of the room, just as the twins had thought."
Seto
Today was his absolute lucky day. First the car, then a bearded monster that forced the crowds to take him and now something like that! He sank deeper and deeper into the damp mud and found it difficult to free himself. Great. What a day. No really! It had always been his dream to walk like a clown through stinky earth. (A: Fortunately, he doesn't have to laugh. That creates problems.)
Seto gave a bitter laugh. What had Yoko got him back then? That wasn't the only question he was currently asking himself, however. Probably the most important one, namely why he was doing this at all, was still not clear. And couldn't these stupid people even take care of their garden? That mud hardly got there by itself, did it?
A fresh breeze blew through his blond hair (A: well, actually brown, but because of the wig he has to wear now, they are blond.) And he looked up.He was standing under a majestic tree with branches pointing in all directions. The rays of the sun tickled his face and a warm shiver ran through his body. Maybe everything turned out fine after all? It was also a perfect place to work!
Taki and Toku
"That would be done too.", Taki said relieved and closed the door, behind which one could only hear an angry voice.
"Sorry, Moki, but no entry for minors!"
The blue-haired man started to laugh, but stopped when he saw the other's face.
"I don't think that's funny at all! Moki almost destroyed everything and 2 weeks of work would have been a waste of time!", Toku put on a serious look and looked at his brother. "Well, if we want that to work, we have to now Doing everything right!"
Taki picked up the binoculars again and walked over to the large white window.
"Where is our victim?"
"Under the big oak ... moment!UNDER THE LARGE OAK? "
The twins' faces turned pale. If it didn't start now, it would all be in vain and then her sister would marry this bald man too. Before the other could say anything, Toku had reached the window, picked up the yellow tennis ball and let it roll onto the gutter.
"You will still experience your yellow miracle!"
Seto
Suddenly the owner of Kaiba Corp. a strange noise. He had to listen very carefully to detect a roll. That didn't mean anything good. He looked up slowly, his eyes getting bigger and bigger.
"Oh oh!"
Taki and Toku
Of course, the twins knew exactly what was going to happen now, they had always tried it. They both grinned as the ball reached the end of the gutter and rolled on the extension to the scales. The "fiancé" couldn't see them from below, of course, because they were attached to the tree and you couldn't see them through the thick foliage."Did you think of the camera?"
"Damn!"
<<impact>>
"Great, that was MY Christmas present!"
Seto
But now back to "Die Kugel and Karl."
He followed the path of the yellow something and was so irritated that a car could have come. He would not have jumped aside.
<<noise>>
"That mustn't be true!" He cursed as the safety net wrapped him around him and he really lost the ground under his feet. He had actually fallen into a trap.
"Yoko, I'LL KILL YOU!"
If he had known what was in store for him, he would have gone home straight away. Although…. he had felt this wish three hours ago. The ball had now made itself comfortable on the scale pan and only the knife fastened with a rope blinked in the sunlight. Knife? What the hell were they going to do with him now?
This construction must have been made by someone and if he got his hands on it, he couldn't guarantee anything….He looked around and saw….
"No, oh no! I'm suing this house!"
Through all the fidgeting, the net was only centimeters away from the sharp kitchen object ... and by the way from a huge pond. (A: I don't mean the little ones, but the big ones. Otherwise it wouldn't be fun!)
<<Splap>>
There was something good about it. His pants weren't that dirty anymore and they had a new smell too: fish.
Haishi
"What a day!" He said to himself and opened the big gate. The people had literally run into him. Just because today was his last day, the last day of his business. Then they would move.
<<Splap>>
"If these are those creatures that bathe in MY pond again, then I'll kill Peters!"
He ran to all his pride and what he saw there robbed him a little of