Chapter: 1st chapter

I don't really know about Naruto, but thought it would be a really funny idea to write a fanfic about it ^^
Commissioner wanted ^^

The first day of school after the final exams at Konoha School. Sakura was standing in the classroom and, as always, her gaze was fixed on Sasuke. The light came through the dusty windows into the classroom, and you could see the outlines of the trees through the shadows.
"This latecomer can experience something!"
Sakura turned around. Naruto had climbed onto a table and put the table sponge between the door and the door frame.
"You're crazy. Our teacher is a Jou-Nin, he doesn't fall for such pranks!", Sasuke interjected.
"Sasuke is right!"
Naruto turned to the two of them.
"And if so! -3-"
Sasuke shook his head. At that moment the door opened and a young man stuck his head into the classroom.
"Fooled!!!" cried Naruto as the sponge fell on the young man's head.
"Teacher, I'm sorry, I wanted to stop him, but he didn't want to hear ...", Skur interjected, but to herself she thought // Yeah!Did he deserve, what is he too late for ?! "
Sasuke just sat quietly. // And that's supposed to be a Jou-Nin? //
The man leaned forward, picked up the sponge and put it away. Then he brushed the chalk dust from his silver-gray-white hair and leaned forward a little.
"My first impression of you ... What should I say? I hate you!"
"Great ..." it came unanimously.
"Then come with ..."
The young man turned and led her to the roof of the school. As they walked there, Sakura took a closer look at him.
He wore a normal ninja uniform, a mask, and the headband, which symbolized that he was a ninja, hung across his left eye.
// He doesn't look that bad ... didn't think we'd get such a good-looking teacher ... //
He leaned against the railing and studied his three students carefully as they sat down.
"First I would like to ask you to introduce yourself."
"What should we tell?""Well, what you like, what you hate, your dreams for the future, your hobbies ... that sort of thing."
Naruto looked at him.
"Introduce yourself first!"
Sakura nodded. "Exactly, that's better ...!"
"So you mean I should start ... All right ... My name is Kakashi Hatake. I won't tell you what I like and what I hate! My dream for the future ...? Hmm, hard to say ... My hobbies? Well, anything ... possible ..." "
Sakura looked at him, then turned to Sasuke and whispered:
"He didn't reveal more than his name, did he?" -.- "
"Now you introduce yourselves ... all one after the other ... you there, blonde, you start ..."
Naruto grinned, and pulled his headband right.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant noodle soup. I even prefer the noodle soup from Ichiraku that Sensei Iruka invited me to. I hate waiting three minutes after pouring hot water on the noodle ..."
Kakashi rolled his eyes slightly. // He's only talking about noodle soup ... //"... my dream is to surpass all the Hokages and to be respected by all the people in the village !!!"
Kakashi looked at him briefly. //Interesting…//
"And my hobby is playing pranks."
Kakashi ran a hand through his hair and still had some chalk dust on his hands.
"Already noticed ..." he said, "the next one!"
Sasuke folded his hands together and leaned his head on them.
"My name is Sasuke. There are a lot of things I hate, but nothing special that I like. I'm not a dreamer, but my goal is to rebuild my family and I have to kill another guy ..."
Sakura looked at him. // Cool ... o \\\\ o //
Naruto grimaced. // He doesn't mean me ... //
Kakashi, on the other hand, looked serious. //As expected…//
He sat on the railing and looked at Sakura.
"Well, now the girl ..."
Sakura glanced at Sasuke a little.
"My name is Sakura Haruno. What I like, or rather who I like, is ... oh no matter ... Alsooo ... my future dream ... oh, no matter ..."Sakura winced a little.
"SHIT !! I hate NARUTO!"
She looked at Sasuke again.
"My hobby is…"
Kakashi looked bored. // For girls of this age, love probably comes before the ninja arts ... //
"Good, so much for the introduction. Tomorrow I'll give you an assignment."
Naruto got up and saluted us.
"Yes! What kind of assignment will this be, Sensei?"
"First we do something between ourselves."
"What? What?"
"A survival exercise."
"We already did exercises in the ninja school!" Said Sakura.
"It's not an ordinary exercise, I'll play your opponent myself ..."
Kakashi laughed a little.
"What's so funny, Sensei?" Asked Sakura.
"Well, it's just that if I tell you you'll be speechless."
Naruto looked at him.
"Speechless? Why?"
"Of all 27, only 9 are recognized as Ge-Nin. The remainder will be sent back to school. This exercise is actually an exam, and more than 66% of all candidates will fail."
The three looked at him.// Great ... * drop *. If I don't make it, I'll be separated from Sasuke! //
"Tomorrow it will be decided whether you pass or not. Bring your ninja equipment. And better not have breakfast, otherwise you will
puke! "
He released her for today. Sakura made her way home.
// This trial will be a trial of love! If I pass it, I can stay with Sasuke! //
She strolled through the streets of the village, and stood on her doorstep. Sakura took the key out of his pocket and unlocked it.
"I'm back!", She called into the house, and entered. The next thing she registered was a puff and swirl of light blue hair, and before she knew it, she was hugged.
"Saku-chan! We haven't seen each other in ages!"
The voice belonged to a pretty girl that let go of Sakura and smiled at her. Sakura looked at her in disbelief.
"U-u-uriko?" She breathed, and the girl nodded."I thought you were gone ... because of the training and so ..."
The girl laughed, and her brown eyes flashed happily.
"I came back this morning. I passed the exam a week ago ..."
Sakura was even more astonished.
"Do you mean you're a Jou-Nin now?"
Uriko nodded.
"Wow ... you have to be one of the youngest Jou-Nins ever. Actually, you can only take the exam when you are sixteen ... and you are now fourteen ... Do you already know who you are doing your apprenticeship with?"
"No. Hokage-sama may tell me today."
Sakura had meanwhile taken off her shoes and went with her cousin into the living room, where Uriko had already made tea.
"You have become Ge-Nin now, haven't you?"
Sakura nodded.
"But we have to take another exam tomorrow ... The Sensei says that more than 66% will fail, and if this is the case, I'll be one of them and have to go to the academy again ..."
"Ui ... condolences."
"Thanks."
"Do you like sugar in your tea?""What? Uh ... no thanks ..."
Uriko still mastered the traditional tea ceremony and performed it.
"You Uriko ..."
"Yes?"
"Can you cook well?"
"It works. Why?"
"Then could you prepare a bento for me the day after tomorrow?"
"Yes why?"
"You know, there's a boy in my class ... and he ... well ..."
Uriko laughed.
"It's okay, I know. I'll do one for him the day after tomorrow ^^"
"Thanks…"
After the two had finished the tea ceremony, Uriko put the dishes together and put on her ninja uniform. Sakura looked at her. // Wow ... the uniform looks right on you ... How cute ... O \\\ O //
"Where are you going?"
"To Hokage-sama. He still wanted to assign me."
Uriko went to the door and put on her chucks. That was the only thing that wasn't part of the uniform. Uriko liked her black chucks, and they were more comfortable than the sandals. She opened the door and went to the headquarters, where the orders were also taken. She ran into a large hall, where she finally found Hokage.She stepped into the hall and ran to the table where he was sitting. He was talking to a young man. Uriko looked at him. He was pretty. About 24, or maybe already 25. Despite the young age, his hair was silver-gray-white, but that suited him. Hokage looked at Uriko.
"Oh, hello Uriko… I'm sorry, but I haven't found a suitable Jou-Nin yet. Come back tomorrow."
She nodded and the young man turned. He eyed her and his gaze fixed on the Chucks, then turned to Hokage.
"I'm already training 3 Ge-Nins, then I can also take them ... one Ge-Nin more or less doesn't matter ..."
Uriko looked at him angrily.
"Hey, listen up, I'm a Jou-Nin!"
He looked at her and leaned forward to get a better look at her. Uriko looked determinedly into his eyes. Then he smiled.
"It's okay little one. Go fooling around someone else."
Uriko didn't notice. She was lost in thought.// He has beautiful eyes. Blue-gray, and warm, and friendly, yet mysterious, and in a way cold too. // She had just fallen in love with him.
When she didn't answer, Hokage shook his head and turned to the young man.
"She really is a Jou-Nin. She is very talented ..."
The man turned back to Uriko.
"Hey little one. What's your name and how old are you?"
Uriko looked at him and blushed a bit.
"My name is Uriko ... and I am 14 years old."
"Uriko ... and on ...?"
"Uriko Haruno."
He ruffled her hair.
"Well, I'll remember this name. Maybe we will become serious competitors again." // Is the little one cute ^^ //
She looked at him when Hokage cleared his throat.
"Uriko, I still have something to discuss with him in private."
"Oh yeah..."
She bowed to the two of them.
"I will leave immediately, Hokage-sama ..."
She turned and left the hall.
"What do you think of her, Kakashi?""A nice and polite girl. Master Hokage, can I ask you something?"
"What?"
"I already have a Ge-Nin troupe, but I would also like to take care of them ..."
Hokage looked at him.
"Agreed, Kakashi. You will be her teacher ..."
"Thank you, Master Hokage ..."
"You can go now."
Kakashi turned and left the office.
Uriko had meanwhile reached the Haruno's house and was in their room. She was lying on her bed, thinking about the man she had just seen. Especially his eyes were fascinating. // Ah