Un loup charmant!

nach einer Dôjinshi von Merla
Translation

Un loup charming

"That doesn't look good at all, 41 °!" Said Chopper and stared at the clinical thermometer in his hand. "What !?" screeched Luffy and Usopp. "You have a cure, don't you?!? It's certainly not that bad ..." Usopp begged Chopper. "Uh, well ..." he said. "Of course that's bad!" Replied Luffy, pretending he knew everything. "Don't yell like that! I'm not feeling well at all! Quiet here!" Yelled Sanji, who was lying on the bed in front of the three screamers. "Don't get upset!" Chopper tried to calm him down. "Oh, sorry Sanji", Luffy and Usopp apologized. "This fever is killing me ... How could I get sick?" Sanji muttered and closed his eyes. "Oh shit! Is he dead?!?", Luffy and Usopp yelled with tears in their eyes. "Can't you even sleep in peace?" Yelled Sanji, who shot up again. "I thought you were dead!" Luffy laughed. "I knew it!" Said Usopp, who pretended not to have been frightened."Now make him well again, Chopper!", Luffy said when Sanji lay down again. "Am I a wizard?" Asked Chopper. "Chopper, do something! Sanji needs a cure!", Usop said. "Such a high temperature can lead to death," said Chopper. "To death!?! If he dies we have to starve!", Usopp and Luffy screeched. "Now calm down! I have a cure!", Chopper tried to calm her down and quickly looked for his newest remedy. "My universal remedy will get him back on his feet!", Chopper shouted and held up his "CUH1" (not yet tested). "Should I swallow that?", Sanji asked nervously when Chopper pushed the pill into his hand. "Okay ...", Sanji said and swallowed it. "And are you fit again? I'm hungry!", Luffy asked Sanji. "Medicine doesn't work that fast!", Sanji sniffed at Luffy. "Sanji mustn't die!" Usopp howled again. "I'll bring the chamomile tea ... you wanted chamomile tea, didn't you?" Asked Robin, who was just coming in."Robin you have to scare me like that?", Chopper circled, who had been terrified as hell. "Robin-chan!" Sanji shouted and began to drool. "You look fit," said Luffy. "Such a loss of saliva! He must have rabies!", Chopper shouted when he saw this. "I'm supposed to get you for dinner," said Robin to Luffy, Usopp and Chopper. "EAT !!!", Luffy called and ran ahead. "Luffy! Wait a minute!" Usopp wanted to call after him, but he was already gone. "Are you hungry too?" Asked Chopper. "No, I'll drink my tea and lie on my ear. I'm fine again thanks to you! Thank you choppers!", Sanji replied. "I just don't believe it, CUH1, my universal remedy really worked! If Doc Kuleha could hear that! She would be thrilled! There is a medicine that can cure everything!", Chopper laughed to himself.
Shortly afterwards in the kitchen. "And Chopper? How is Sanji?", Nami asked. "He's doing better! Thanks to my medicine!", The little moose answered her. "Hunger!Where's the food ?! ", Luffy called." Yeah, yeah! It's already done! Here is the food! ", said Zorro, who was hired as a substitute cook and brought his paella his own way, which looked slightly charred and inedible." Delicious! "said Luffy happily and stretched his arm." Is that all? That's never enough for all of us in life! ", said Usopp." That looks pretty unsavory ... I can't get that down, "said Nami." Bitch! Cook yourself something! ", Zorro sniffed at her." Luffy eats it up with a Habs anyway! "agreed Chopper Usopp." If you don't eat, you will starve! "said Robin." What? No! "yelled Chopper." I cooked a lot too! I think the pancit is enough for all of us if you don't count Luffy! "said Robin and put a huge bowl on the table." Wow delicious! Robin, you are awesome! "cried Usopp." Luffy, since you've already eaten everything Zorro has cooked, you won't get any pancit! "Nami said.At the time, Sanji was sipping his tea. "Who probably cooked for me? Maybe Robin or Nami. Then I really missed something ... The tea tastes good and it's nice and warm too. I've been feeling much better since I took Choppers medicine, I should go to sleep now so that I am fit tomorrow, then I will definitely be completely healthy again! ", Sanji said to himself and lay down again.
The next morning, Chopper woke up at sunrise. "It's already morning! The others are still asleep ... I should have a look at Sanji to see if he's healthy again!", Chopper said to himself.
"And are you okay again, Sanji?", Chopper asked when he came to Sanji, but he was no longer there. "Maybe he went to the bathroom," he said. Suddenly he noticed that the barrel that had been behind him was no longer there. "Scary! The barrel is moving, yes ... Usopp once told about a barrel monster ... a running barrel is not normal!Is that the barrel monster? ", Chopper wondered and suddenly the barrel really started running, but it slammed against the wall." A barrel that is running against the wall is definitely not normal! ", thought Chopper. Suddenly Chopper discovered that there was a dog in the barrel." Woof, woof, "the dog barked." Who are you? "asked Chopper." Woof woof woof! "the dog barked." Is it you Sanji? "asked Chopper." Woof! "the dog barked again." Oh no! CUH1 sure has a side effect! How could that happen ?! "yelled Chopper.
Chopper immediately went to work to make an antidote. "That is probably because I put the wolf essence in it ... it should have a completely different effect!" Said Chopper. "Waruff!", Sanji yelped. "Gomen nasai! I'll make up for it, Sanji! I have to find an antidote!", Chopper tried to comfort him.
"Good morning Miss Navigator! Are you awake?" Asked Nico Robin, who was on the deck with Nami. "Yes, we have to go to the next island!", Nami replied." Wow, "enthused Sanji and climbed the ladder to the top of the deck." Huh? Where do you want to go "asked Chopper." Wow! Wow! ", Sanji was happy and slid across the deck, right past Zorro." Awua! ", Sanji yelped, who just hit the wall." What kind of idiotic beast is that? "Zorro asked himself and grabbed Sanji by the tail." That looks really strange. What is that? Looks like a rabbit, maybe a rat or a stupid fool ... huh ... "thought Zorro, but by then Sanji had scratched his face." You shit fool! That may have hurt! You look so familiar to me! Anyway ... I'll throw you overboard! Then the matter is done! ", said Zorro and holds Sanji over the railing, where the smaller sea kings were already waiting in the sea." Sanji! I've searched everything! ", Chopper screeched and came running on deck." Oh! Chopper! "said Zorro." Zorro? Did you see a wolf "asked Chopper."A wolf? I think so ..." answered Zorro. "Where is he? That's Sanji!", Chopper shouted nervously. "Think about it, right, there was such a strange mutt with a curled eyebrow," thought Zorro. "Super Zorro! And where has the wolf gone now?" Asked Chopper. "I don't know," replied Zorro. "Woof woof woof woof!" Suddenly barked a dog. "Oh no, Sanji!", Chopper screeched when he saw that Sanji was almost eaten. "I knew he looked familiar," said Zorro. Meanwhile, Sanji landed on the eyes of the two sea kings, who was confused. "Wau wau wau wau!", Sanji said and lit a cigarette. "So you two sea kings shot at! I'll punch you in the pan and serve you as the main menu!" Said Chopper. "What are you saying Chopper?" Asked Zorro. "Oh, I just translated what Sanji said ... it's kind of fun!", Chopper replied. Sanji jumped in the air and so the sea king opened his mouth he landed on him again.With a few somersaults he was able to hold on to the railing of the Flying Lamb. "That was cool! Sanji you escaped the Sea King. They seem pretty hungry," said Chopper. Sanji growled at the sea kings and with a kick one was already defeated. "The other sea king looks pretty pissed off!", Chopper tried to warn Sanji, but by then the sea king had hit him with the tail and Sanji fell into the water. "Oh crap! I have to save Sanji!", Chopper screeched and wanted to jump into the water, but Zorro holds him tight. "Chopper, are you crazy? You can't swim! Let me do it!" Said Zorro. "What is the unrest here?", Asked Nami, who was just coming to Zorro and Chopper with Usopp. "There's a monster!" Shrieked Usopp. "It's good that you're here! Someone has to rescue Sanji from the water! I'll take care of the sea king!" "I don't know why, but I'll save Sanji!" Said Nami. "Damn the monster wants to go underground!"shouted Zorro." Oh shit! Sanji wants to eat this! "shrieked Chopper." When the sea monster submerges, it's over! "shouted Zorro." Zorro! Then do something! "said Nami." Fighting the cattle underwater ?! You don't have them all anymore, Nami! ", Zorro hissed at her." Sanji! Hold on! Captain Usopp comes to your aid! "called Usopp.