Akatsuki

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This Kapi will be a little funnier (at least I think)
Please give me a lot of clerks!

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The next morning I was awakened roughly. I got up quickly, took my things and followed Itachi, like the day before. We ran and ran until we got into a forest that I didn't like at all when Itachi suddenly turned to me.
"We're close to the Akatsuki's hiding place. Stay close to me and let me do the talking. You only talk when the boss asks you! Got it?" And with that he turned around again and walked on.
° Of course I get that! My IQ is above freezing, even if I'm blonde! °
And we kept running until two women came towards us in the afternoon.
Sky! But they were under the knife with the stem!
"Hello Itachi-kun!" greeted him the surgical miracle.
"Who did you pick that up? How cute!" said double silicone sarcastically to me.I was about to fire back when Itachi intervened before the situation could escalate.
"Makoto! Inara! That's none of your business! Let's go to Sourio-sama!" Itachi hissed venomously.
° Oh? Do surgical miracles and double silicone have names? °
"It's okay! We're going!"
And another almost infinite walk followed. I wouldn't mind if surgical miracles and double silicone weren't annoying.
Whenever Itachi's hair moved in the wind or he only suggested other movements, the two bosom friends almost seemed to freak out and gave me venomous and envious glances. ° If looks could kill I would have already died 16 murders! ° Another look. ° Ok 17! ° Somehow I could understand her. Itachi really didn't look bad. But why do all female creatures always freak out so much with an Uchiha? Really! I couldn't help thinking of Sasuke, whom the girls all ran after.Probably runs in the family! A big grin settled on my face and Itachi stared at me questioningly with his Sharingan and he seemed to know what I was thinking about! That can really get on your nerves, there was absolutely nothing to hide from him!
In the afternoon we arrived at the "hiding place". I wouldn't call it hiding! The entrance gate alone was four meters high. We went straight through it and found ourselves in a small village. It actually looked quite normal, only that it resembled a Chinese farming village.
° Someone is homesick for home! °
The two women led us straight to the center of a huge building. We were instructed to wait in the lobby. I sat down against the wall to spare my aching feet, and Itachi leaned against the wall in the typical Uchiha pose.
° He reminds me more and more of Sasuke! Is probably inherited. °
After a while the door at the other end of the room opened.~~~ Meanwhile ~~~

Sasuke and Sakura stood in front of the Hokage's office.
"I'm worried, Sasuke! What is who you are doing to Kari?" Sakura asked, looking worried.
"Nothing will happen to her! She is strong, believe me!" Sasuke answered shortly.
The Hokage opened the door to her office and invited the two inside.
She told of the "conversation" between her and Kari. Sasuke was seething with anger. Itachi?
"Don't worry! Itachi won't hurt her! Not as long as she is still of use to him."

~~~ Back to Akatsuki ~~~

A man stepped out the door.
“Come in! Sourio-sama is already waiting for you.” He asked us in.
It was very dark in the room, but the figure behind the large desk was easy to see.
° I feel like I'm in a bad Mafia movie! °
"Ahhh !! Itachi !! What a nice surprise to see you again! And who is your little companion?" he asked, turning to Itachi.
° Hello? I am very good at human language and communication !!!°
"This is a new renegade who wants to join the Akatsuki, Sourio-sama. And I ask that you make her my partner!"
° Do I want to be here?!? Oh, I could pop him! What does want mean here? I am being blackmailed with my life !! And what does small mean here? °
"Did you explain to her what it means to be an Akatsuki?" asked Sourio Itachi.
Itachi nodded.
Sourio pulled a knife and bowl from the desk.
"Okay! Let's make her your partner!" He decided and came up to me.
"Don't worry girl, we just need some blood from you!" he said softly to me and stepped up to me. He directed me to sit down.
I sat down and he took my left hand in his, placed the blade on my palm, closed his fingers tightly around it and pulled it out of his hand with one jerk.
It felt like they had cut off my hand, but not a sound escaped my clenched lips! A lot of blood flowed from my hand and Sourio caught everything in the bowl.I concentrated my chakra, ran my finger over the cut and let it heal.
"It wasn't that bad" He grinned nastily and turned to Itachi.
"May I ask for a donation from you too?"
Itachi took the knife, cut the back of his hand, and ran his blood to mine.
He looked like he was tickling himself with a feather.
Sourio noticed my confused look and replied:
"You get a special tattoo on the neck. The Akatsuki sign, an anagram of your name and the name of who you belong to. I make the ink for this from the blood of both of you and other special means. With the tattoo on the neck, white Itachi wherever you are and can paralyze your body in an emergency or kill you with a wave of the hand. "
° Great! Now I'm being degraded to a mindless puppet! Really great! If only I had stayed in bed! "
Sourio touched the ink and then took a long needle from the desk and came back to me.° I didn't even know that I had a needle phobia! If I didn't have one, then now! °
The needle was about 20 cm long!
Sourio came up behind me, put my long ponytail aside, dipped the needle and began to prick. I had never experienced such a pain! The ink etched and burned deeply into the skin. The needle stuck an inch under the skin. Blood oozed from the stitches. When he finally finished, I wish I ran out of feelings.
I forged chakra on the palm of my hand and pressed them to the back of my neck. The pain subsided and the wound healed.
“You can go!” Sourio and Itachi said and I left the building.
"Follow me!"
I nodded and went with them. We turned countless corners and soon found ourselves in front of a small house and entered it. Itachi showed me the guest room. I sat on the bed. The door closed and I heard the lock click. I was locked up! No matter!I went to bed and thought a lot until I finally fell asleep.

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