Chapter: The ominous woman ^^

Chapter 5 an ominous woman

~ Deidara POV ~

After it took me almost a quarter of an hour to slap the stuff in my face, I'm now on my way to bring Uchiha back to the make-up. And for the second time that day, the smell of fish rises in my nose. Why can't our in-house fish fingers wash itself? It's slowly getting perverted. I think of myself as the wall at the end of the corridor shifts. Curious as I am, of course I stand in front of it to examine it and find out what's going on. It has never happened to me in my whole life. Since when have walls been moving? Well, the technology is modernized nowadays, I think to myself and continue on my way. Now I'm standing in front of Itachi's door again, I think I'll be a regular guest. Since I don't feel like letting ´fish face´ provocators again, I put the tube down for him, knock and continue on my way. Distracted by a noise, I turn my gaze from the floor, which by the way should be cleaned again, and look in the direction from which the noise is coming.It seems to be coming from the wall. I stand around the corner for 5 minutes and take a look at the whole thing. it's like a cheap comic book. It seems to be a kind of fish patrol that makes a little tour. Are these Kisames farmed fighting fish he always talks about? Now they have disappeared back into the wall, to be honest it makes me a little curious, they seem to be hiding something, and now I want to know what! I sneak the few meters to the wall and look carefully into the black. I couldn't see anything else either, walls seem pitch-dark inside. Since my curiosity grabbed me 5 minutes ago and makes no move to let go before I have revealed the secret, I am now going through the dark. And oh fright, the dark is not darkness but a cheap black cloth from Aldi. I have just given in to my amazement and am clearing my head again. It occurs to me again, everything I look around searchingly, but what I see robs me of the air to breathe.A whole bunch of killer fish. Until now I didn't even know that there was such a thing. And that's probably what my expression looks like right now. They rush towards me, in each fin they have weapons of some kind, for example batons, or even water guns. The sight is just cruel. What should I do now, it shoots through my head as a voice sounds from behind that brings these critters to a standstill. I sigh in relief. And yet I was lucky again at some point my curiosity will kill me. A young woman stands in front of me and studies me without even hiding it. She is really very pretty, I have to admit that, but she already reminds me of someone. I just don't know who, but that's probably not so important now.
"Um, who are you and what do you want here, un?" I ask, a little intimidated, as these kungfu fish are still standing in front of me and sticking to me greedily.She stares at me with an indefinable look. Now she turns around and shows me her back, what's that? Typical women all have their own logic. And without being able to think my thoughts through to the end, she has also disappeared behind the next cloth. Looks like a brothel, I think, but well, everyone has their own. I am now following her into the unknown. She wears a pink kimono with a big bow on the back. Her hair is pinned up and adorned with various pearls. Will she give me a tip for the hairstyle? We seem to have arrived in her locker room now, so this woman doesn't have a tidy stick, I'm just realizing.
“Deidara what are you doing here?” She says with a slight anger in her undertone. I think she's embarrassed, but what should she be ashamed of? Wait a minute she knows my name? Now I'm totally confused, as if I don't seem confused enough already.
"A moment.You know my name Who are you? and counter-question what do you want here, huh? "I think you can hear a slight indignation in my voice. Women are really sensitive, but this doesn't seem to apply to them. Now I can finally look into their face "She has a lot of light make-up on her face. I think that she doesn't need that at all, she's certainly naturally beautiful. I take a closer look and can easily see two black lines on her face. Whether she is." that's probably why there is so much make-up on it? I mean everyone - MOMENT -Black STRIPES? But that can't be d-that's not about-
“ITACHI, un?” I say, rather scared and I think my eyes will soon be puffing out. Suddenly I get a shower head, that's really too much for me. Don't let it be true, maybe a distant relative he forgot to kill, or from another branch of the family, but not THE Uchiha."Tze, woe to you say a word or you are dead!" he says and I mean I see a slight red sheen on his face. I nod, of course no one will find out, nagut Sasori maybe, but I'm not sure about that either, after all, he has a secret from me.
"What are you doing here and why do you look THAT?, Uun" I say a little more calmly than before, but I didn't really notice a difference, at least it seemed like that to me.
"I'm getting ready for work, and before you ask what kind of critters are out there, these are Kisame's beloved fighting fish from his farm." he says calmly. Work? what kind of job does he have that he has to do to himself? It's all too much for me and I notice that my vision is getting a bit dizzy. Everything black, maybe another cloth? no, it's completely different my whole head is spinning and somehow I can't breathe anymore .....