Chapter: The geisha

Chapter 9 The Geisha

~ Deidara POV ~

Why is he acting so calmly? And why does he always have an answer to each of my questions that I don't understand anyway? It's really too complicated for me. I'm slowly getting mad in my head, I absolutely need an answer, after all, Mr. Uchiha has just destroyed my entire worldview and I don't want to end up like ´fish face´ either. And why does he have a part-time job? And that as a woman? I was already totally suspicious of him before, but this fact robs me of my mind and Sasori doesn't even seem to notice.
"Well how should I say .." he just says on the lips.
"He works as a geisha on the side, but you don't know that about me, sure !?" He clearly has a somewhat rough undertone. Did I just get that right? Is he a noble whore? I think I haven't fully checked that and you can probably see that right now.
"Excuse me? He's a hooker, un?" I ask again to be sure that I haven't misheard.A short nod can be heard from the redhead who is sitting quietly across from me.
"And why part-time job? And who advertises his` customers´, hmpf? "I just don't believe it, especially from THE Uchiha I didn't expect anything like that at all.
"Well, part-time job because the Akatsuki organization takes precedence. And well, the boss is his umm, yeah, you can call that a pimp." He speaks too calmly and calmly about the subject to me. To be honest, I'm still waiting for Sasori to burst out laughing and mean that it's just a little joke and Itachi has a feminine touch and that's just a hobby. But as I know him I wait in vain.
"It's just a part-time job and apart from that almost every member has one, apart from Zetsu and apparently you. But Zetsu wants to open his own garden shed soon," What does everyone? Even Kisame? That does not exist. I think I'm going to pass out, it would be the second time that day.I was actually speechless, Deidara. For the first time since I can remember ...
“You too, un?” I ask carefully. And hope that it is not in the direction Itachi took with him. After all, he was gone all day yesterday. Wow, I can't even imagine that, Deidara stay sooo calm. I say to myself. Oh god, I'm already talking to myself, it just can't go well.
“Yes, I'm running a handicraft class in Konohagakure.” I sigh, visibly relieved. Fortunately only a handicraft course. It also suits him better than other things, for example Edel Hurre.
"A handicraft course? With children, un?" I ask. I'm so happy that he doesn't sell his body like Itachi does.
“Yes, it's called 'Akatsuki handicraft course' and yes as much as I detest it, but they're little Konoha children, unfortunately.” I have to resist laughing a lot. Sasori and children. It never goes well. But even the scenes that play out in my head, Sasori surrounded by small wild creatures called children, the laughter pushes itself higher and higher.It's already in my throat and tickling my throat.
"Ah, cool, I'd like to do something like that too, un." I made my voice sound extra sad and now I sigh again audibly loudly. Maybe he'll feel sorry for me and let me take part. I would like to see the scenes of Sasori at work live.
"Well, if you want it so much, I'll think about it again." Ai, I can cry with happiness and I am already curious about what will happen there. But in order to still be able to laugh properly and it doesn't come across as if I am laughing at the redhead, I would now like to know what Kisame is doing.
"And what about the fish head, un?" I ask carefully.