Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood

A long time ago there lived a girl with pink hair.
Her name was Sakura, well, her real name.
Her father was a heavy alcoholic and was also slightly color blind. So it happened that one day he called her red bargain and when she asked her mother what this name meant, the young woman replied, embarrassed: "He meant Little Red Riding Hood because of your pink hair."
"But why RED CAP?"
"Because pink hat sounds stupid!"
That ended the conversation for the mother.

A few weeks later she asked her daughter if she would like to go to the grandmother's.
"What am I supposed to do with the old box?"
"My God, girl, you should just keep the old woman a little company and bring her the rum cake and her schnapps!"
It should be noted that the grandmother was also an alcoholic, well what's the name of it? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
And so the girl set off.As soon as she had passed half of her way, she met a "wolf". He tried to imitate a real one, but Little Red Riding Hood could only laugh at this trick and said: "Peter, stop playing wolf and take care of your goats!" "The boy was visibly disappointed and asked:" How did you recognize me? , Heidi? "
"Damn it, I'm not Heidi, but Little Red Riding Hood! And now piss off Peter!" And with these words Heidi uh Little Red Riding Hood rushed off to Grandmother.
When she reached the house, or rather the garbage dump with the garden, a beastly stench hit her.
And for this, Sakura knew, there could only be two reasons, either one of her grandmother's "pets" had died or the old woman had aired her bed linen again. Just bed-wetter.
As soon as the girl had entered the house, the old woman stumbled towards her and snatched the basket in which she had transported her "goods" and disappeared.With that, Little Red Riding Hood's obligatory visit was done and she went home again.

A very short story but what the heck. After I've read through the whole thing again, I understand my German teacher a little bit when she said to me I have a slightly aggressive writing style from time to time ...