First and last chap ^^

so, I've tried a hopefully funny OS ^^
have fun ^^
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Jiraya: "All on top, please!"
Sasuke: "What should we do?" * Look slightly disturbed *
Jiraya: "You are playing my latest book: Rosakäppchen!" * Be completely thrilled *
Kiba: "Don't you already have that?" * Thinking hard *
Jiraya: "Stop it now! Sakura, you play pink hat, first scene, at the beginning!" * Waving the megaphone around *
Sasuke: * grumble *
Naruto: * bounce up and down * "Juhu"
Kiba: "Idiot!"
Jiraya: "So: pink skullcap, the first one!"
Sakura: * come hopping to mom * "Hello, mom!"
Kakashi with dress: * indistinct sentence say *
Jiraya: "Cut! Kakashi make an effort!"
Kakashi: "This role is just too stupid! I mean, try to play a woman!" * Turn around and want to go away *
Jiraya: "If you take part, you will get the latest edition of Flirtparadies for free!" * Softly say: "almost ..." * * flirt with Flirtparadies in the air *Kakashi: * turn around and get sparkling eyes * "Okay!"
Jiraya: "Great! Pink cap, the second and ... please!"
Sakura: * come hopping to mom * "Hello, mom!"
Kakashi with dress: "Hello, honey!"
Sakura: "I'll go to Grandma now and bring her the ramen and the sake."
Kakashi: "But don't go off the road ... because the big, bad wolf is lurking there!"
Sakura: "Don't worry, Mommy!" * Mommy give a kiss *
Kakashi: * turn red under the mask *
Jiraya: "And cut! Wonderful! And now the second scene, the first! Come on, action!"
Sakura: * hop through the forest * "Dupdidup, dupdidupdidupdidup !!"
Jiraya: "Cut! Sakura, try it with: Ladidadidadida! And the trees move their leaves a little more!"
Neji, Shikamaru and Choji (all in tree costumes): * wave their arms *
Jiraya: "And on! Scene two, the second!"
Sakura: * hop through the forest * "Ladidadidadida !!"
Naruto (half-naked): * Come swinging along the vine * "AIAIAIAAAA !!!"
Jiraya: "CUT !! Naruto, wrong movie !!!"Naruto: * Liane leaves and lands on the floor * "Ouch ... well, don't stop then!"
Jiraya: "And give Gaara his underpants back !!"
Gaara: * chase Naruto and panties *
Jiraya: "Well, again. Scene two, the third!"
Sakura: * hop through the forest * "Ladidadidadida !! Oh, what beautiful flowers" * go from the path and pick flowers *
Kiba with ears and tail: * come up behind a tree * * rub your hands and lick your lips *
Sakura: "Wäääh! Kiba, this is disgusting!"
Jiraya: "Cut! Sakura, you don't even see him! And the wolf can look even nastier!"
Sakura: "Oops!" * Look embarrassed *
Kiba: "Ok!"
Jiraya: * sigh * "Again, scene two, the fourth!"
Sakura: * hop through the forest * "Ladidadidadida !! Oh, what beautiful flowers" * go from the path and pick flowers *
Kiba with ears and tail: * Come behind tree * * rub your hands and lick your lips and look nasty *
Sakura: * go on with flowers * "Grandma will be happy!"
Jiraya: "Cut! The scene is done! Next: Scene three, the first!"Kiba: * stand in front of a small house and sneak in *
Naruto: * lying in bed with a queasy face *
Jiraya: "Cut! Naruto, that's not what grandma looks like!"
Naruto: "Why can't you play the wolf ?!"
Jiraya: "Because Kiba can do it better!"
Naruto: "I don't want any more!" * Get out of bed *
Jiraya: "Ramen!"
Naruto: "How?" * Look surprised *
Jiraya: "Well ... Grandma gets ramen at the end" * smile *
Naruto: "All right!" * Get back into bed *
Jiraya: "So: scene three, the second!"
Kiba: * stand in front of a small house and sneak in *
Naruto: "Pink cap?"
Kiba: * with a girl's voice * "Yes ?!"
Jiraya: "Kiba, you are the wolf!"
Kiba: "Oh ..."
Naruto: "I would be a much better wolf!"
Jiraya: "End NOW !!!! Scene three, the third .... GO"
Kiba: * stand in front of a small house and sneak in *
Naruto: "Pink cap?"
Kiba: * scary voice * "NO"
Naruto: * SCREAM !!!!! *
Kiba: * bend over grandma and smack terribly *
Jiraya: "Cut! That was really good!I am proud of you. Next: Scene Five ... "
Kakashi: "Scene FOUR!"
Jiraya: Quiet in the cheap seats! "
Kakashi: * look offended *
Jiraya: "OK ... scene four, the first!"
Ino: * scrolling through the screen with a sign *
Sign: "some time later ..."
Sakura: * come to Grandma's house * * sake bottle half empty * * slightly unsteady ^^ *
Jiraya: "Oh no ... Sakura!"
Sakura: What ... hicks ... because ... hicks? "
Jiraya: "It doesn't matter, it can't get any worse anyway! Next: Scene four, the second!"
Sakura: * come to Grandma's house * "Why ... hiccup ... is the door ... hiccup ... open?" * Go inside *
Kiba in bed (disguised as grandma): "Pink skullcap?"
Sakura: "Yes, Omi!" * Go to bed * "But Omi, why do you have such a rough voice?"
Kiba: * look embarrassed * "I have no more Riiicuuulaaa!"
Sakura: "But Omi ... hiccup ... why do you have ... hiccup ... ears so big?"
Kiba: "I practiced the transformation jutsu" * look embarrassed again * "It probably didn't go very well!"Sakura: "That's right ... But Omi, why do you ... hic ... that big mouth ?!"
Kiba: "That's a mouth ... so I can eat you!"
Sakura: * SCREAM !!!!!!!!!! *
Kiba: * Sakura eat * * your lips * * burp * "Hihihihihi !!"
Jiraya: "Kiba .... what's that laugh? Try it with: Wahahahahah ... OK?"
Kiba: "Yeah!"
Jiraya: "All right ... Scene four, the third!"
Sakura: * come to Grandma's house * "Why ... hiccup ... is the door ... hiccup ... open?" * Go inside *
Kiba in bed (disguised as grandma): "Pink skullcap?"
Sakura: "Yes, Omi!" * Go to bed * "But Omi, why do you have such a rough voice?"
Kiba: * look embarrassed * "I have no more Riiicuuulaaa!"
Sakura: "But Omi ... hiccup ... why do you have ... hiccup ... ears so big?"
Kiba: "I practiced the transformation jutsu" * look embarrassed again * "It probably didn't go very well!"
Sakura: "That's right ... But Omi, why do you ... hic ... that big mouth ?!"
Kiba: "That's a mouth ... so I can eat you!"Sakura: * SCREAM !!!!!!!!!! *
Kiba: * eat Sakura (just so tuh) * * lick your lips * * burp * "WahahahahahAAAA !!!"
Sasuke: * come through the window * "Here I am ..."
Jiraya: "Sasuke !!!"
Sasuke: "What ?!"
Jiraya: * look at Sasuke *
Sasuke: * wearing tights, green hat with feather and green jacket *
Jiraya: "What is THAT supposed to represent ?!"
Sasuke: "Robin Hood!" * Of course look at Jiraya *
Jiraya: "Narutooo !!!"
Naruto: * stick your head through the door * "Yeah?"
Jiraya: "Did YOU tell Sasuke that we would play Robin Hood?"
Naruto: * softly say * "Maybe ..."
Jiraya: "Sasuke, move! You're the hunter!"
... waiting period...
Jiraya: "Good ... and now again from where Sasuke shows up! And action !!!"
Sasuke: * come flying through the window * "Here I am .... the hunter" * Raise the shotgun and shoot the wolf *
Kiba: * go to the ground covered in blood *
Jiraya: "AAAAh !!! You shouldn't really shoot him !!!"
Sasuke: * look surprised *
Jiraya: "Quick!Bring a tsunad !! "
Tsunade: * come and take Kiba with you *
Jiraya: "Oh dear, oh dear ..."
Naruto: * appearing backstage *
Sakura: * appearing backstage *
Naruto: * look hopeful * "Do we need a new wolf now?"
Jiraya: "Yes, but you are definitely not YOU!"
Lee: * come around the corner by accident *
Jiraya: "That one is the new wolf !!!"
Lee: * stop completely taken aback * "Me?"
Everyone else (except Jiraya): "LEE ?? !!!"
Jiraya: "Exactly, move quickly!"
Lee: * change your clothes * "Done!"
Jiraya: "Good ... and action!"
Sasuke: * come flown through the window * "Here I am the hunter" * Raise the shotgun and pretend to shoot a wolf *
Lee: * falls *
Sasuke: * Bend over Lee and make out something *
Sakura and Naruto: * suddenly appear *
Sakura: "You saved us, oh great hunter!" * Sasuke languidly looking at *
Naruto: "Oh yes, big hunter !!" * softly laugh into your fist *
Sakura: * slowly getting closer to Sasuke *
Sasuke: * wants to kiss Sakura right away *Naruto: * quickly look away *
Jiraya: "STOP !!"
Sakura: "WHAT ?? !!" * annoyed Jiraya pierced with looks *
Jiraya: "You should kiss her!" * Points to Naruto *
Sasuke and Naruto: "WAAAS ?!"
Jiraya: "Yes, you haven't read the script? In the end the grandma and the hunter run away!"
Sasuke and Naruto: * Jiraya stunned look *
Jiraya: "Come on now!"
Sasuke and Naruto: "Never!" "I'm not stupid!" "And certainly not gay !!" ... * keep protesting *
Jiraya: * thinks * "Okey ... Sasuke, if you do that, I'll tell you where Itachi is! And Naruto, I'll buy you the ramen for the rest of your life!"
Sasuke: * look grim, but nick *
Naruto: * look stupid * "Until the end of my life?"
Jiraya: "Exactly!"
Naruto: * sigh * "As far as I'm concerned ..."
Jiraya: "Well, again! Action!"
Sakura: "You saved us, oh great hunter!" * Offended dreunschau *
Naruto: "Oh yes, great hunter !!" * gulp *
Naruto: * slowly and with big eyes closer to Sasuke *Sasuke: * will kiss Naruto in a moment *
Sakura: * quickly look away *
Hunter and Grandma: * KISS *
kiss ... kiss ... kiss ...
Jiraya: "You can stop slowly too!"
Naruto: "How? Oh ..." * quickly get away from Sasuke *
Sasuke: "Ok ..." * go away too *
Jiraya: "So, that's it, the movie is in the can!" * Satisfied smile *
Shino: "Uh ... which box"
Jiraya: "Are you a cameraman or not?"
Shino: "Oh ... the camera is the same box! ... But where is the camera?"
Jiraya: * look around *
Orochimaru: * come running * "Jirayaaa!" * Stop * "Thanks for letting me borrow the camera!"
Jiraya: "Dddu ... dddu hhast ddiedddie Kakkamera gg?" * Stutter *
Orochimaru: * look embarrassed * "Perhaps should have asked before!"
Everyone: "JAAAAAAA, YOU WOULD have !!"
Naruto: "Does that mean we have to do it all over again ?!"
Jiraya: "... no ... I can't take that again ..." * fainted *
Kakahshi: "... I told him straight away that he should take the Schwarzenegger!"* sigh *
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