First and last chapter: Strawberries !!

so, once again wanted to spoil a fairy tale ^^
Of course, neither the narut charas nor the grimms' fairy tales belong to me ^^ and I've also changed the fairy tale a little, as you can see ^^
have fun ^^ * grin *
wish you:
your sasu_mausi ^^

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Jiraya: "Phew! It took a long time to set up the tower here!" * Lean against the tower *
Naruto: * Look up at the tower * "Why is it so high?"
Sasuke: * give Naruto a head nut * "Because it's a tower, you Baka !!"
Kakashi: "Why are we here now?" * Lean bored against the tower and read the flirt paradise *
Jiraya: * be excited * "We're shooting my new film !!!"
Sasuke: * wants to slip away *
Jiraya: "Sasuke !! Don't think about it, you are my main role !!"
Sasuke: "Oh, yes ??" * Why-should-I-look *
Jiraya: * think for a moment * "I'll tell you how you can defeat Itachi !!"
Sasuke: * keep quiet * * briefly nick *
Jiraya: "Well, let's start !! Where are the parents?"Naruto: "Uh, what are we actually playing?"
Sasuke: "Strawberries, Baka!"
Naruto: "Strawberry?"
Sasuke: "Haven't you read the script again?"
Naruto: "Yes !!"
All: * Naruto angry look *
Naruto: "Okey, okey ... I didn't ..."
Jiraya: "All right, give the Baka a text book and let's start with the first scene!"
Set up the production design: garden with a fence around it and strawberries inside.
Anko: * come to the fence * * look in * "Oh, strawberries !!"
Kakashi: * don't show up *
Jiraya: "Kakashi !! It's your turn too !!!"
Kakashi: "Oh, yeah !!" * quickly stand next to Anko *
Anko: "Oh look, honey !! Those wonderful strawberries !! Please pick them for me !!"
Kakashi: * look surprised * "Honey ?! I always thought you were with Asuma?"
Anko: * Kakashi over it * "Firstly: We only play here !!!! And secondly: I AM NOT TOGETHER WITH ASUMA !!!!!! HOW MIGHT I ??? WITH AN IDIOTEM like that ?? !!!! !!!!!! "
Jiraya: "Uh ... yes, Anko?"
Anko: "WHAT ?!"
Jiraya: "Could we calm down slowly then?Otherwise it will take until Santa never to be finished !! "* calmly waving your hands *
Anko: "Good, but I want someone else as a man than this one!" * Point to Kakashi *
Kakashi: * confused look * "Anyone else? ... Good !!" * run away quickly *
Jiraya: "Great, how are we supposed to keep playing this now?"
Asuma: * come around the corner *
Jiraya: "Yes, our dear Asuma will play along, okey ?!" * Asuma pack ud dragging to the others *
Asuma: * I don't know what's up * "Uh ..."
Jiraya: "You just have to say a few sentences!"
Asuma: * I still have no idea * "Well, well ..."
Jiraya: "Come on now !!"
Anko: "Oh look, honey !! Those wonderful strawberries !! Please pick them for me !!"
Asuma: "But that would be theft!" * Desperately trying to read the cheat sheet *
Anko: "Büüüde !!"
Asuma: "Yeah ... I will do it for you ..." * Pick strawberries *
Tsunade: * jump out from behind bush * "I saw it !! Those were my strawberries !!"
Asuma: "Tschuldingung ..."Tsunade: "I'll get your firstborn child for that and then ... I'll cook, I'll brew tomorrow and I'll steal the queen's child!"
Jiraya: "Wrong movie, you are the bad, terrible, ugly, nasty, boastful, fat, old one ..."
Tsunade: * Jiraya knock down *
Jiraya: * fall from the chair * * get up again * "Okey, the witch!"
Sasuke: "Could we please continue then ?!" * annoyed look *
Naruto: "Did you hear that, Sasu just really said please !!" * hop up and down and point at Sasuke *
Sasuke: * look even more annoyed * "First, that was irony !! Second, never call me Sasu again !!! Third, never call me Sasu again !!!! Otherwise I'll kill you !!!"
Naruto: "Okey, it's good!"
Jiraya: "Shall we continue then?"
Tsunade: * jump out from behind bush * "I saw it !! Those were my strawberries !!"
Asuma: "Tschuldingung ..."
Tsunade: "I'll get your firstborn child for that and then you'll see why we can't steal!"Anko: "No, you mustn't do that!"
Jiraya: "Okey, now Neji, it's your turn!"
Neji: * scroll into the screen * "And so, the poor family got into a lot of trouble. And yet in fact, the woman gave birth to her first child a little later."
In the background: * you can hear Anko moaning *
Neji: "And the witch really got the child one night."
In the background: "Tsunade slips out of the house with a bany in his arms."
Neji: "She raised the child cut off from others and ... and ..." * gulp * * howl *
Jiraya: "What's going on now?"
Neji: "... so ... sad ..."
Jiraya: "Oh, my goodness! Give him a handkerchief, otherwise everything here will soon be under water!"
Naruto: * run to Neji and give handkerchief *
Jiraya: "Are you okay then?"
Neji: "Yes ... She raised the child cut off from others and locked him up in a high tower! On the 18th birthday of the girl, who they called strawberries for the past, a young, noble and heroic prince passed the tower."
Sasuke: * does not appear backstage *Jiraya: "Sasuke?"
Sasuke: "I'm guaranteed not to come out like that !!"
Jiraya: "Already forget what your reward will be!"
Sasuke: "That's lousy!" * But backstage * * gold and purple prince's robe with a stupid hat on * * blow the feather from the hat out of his face *
Sasuke: * sit on horse * "Oh, my squire! Do you see this tower too?"
Naruto: * running along next to Sasuke with an angry face * "Yes, sir, my Prins Sasuke! I see him too! May I ride now too?"
Jiraya: "NAAARUUUTOOO !!!!!"
Naruto: "It's fine!"
Sasuke: "Oh, my squire! Do you see this tower too?"
Naruto: "Yes, my lord, my prince Sasuke! I see him too! Who can live in there?"
Sasuke: "Let's look!"
Sasuke and Naruto: * ride to the tower, or run *
Naruto: "Look! There at the window! A lovely maiden!"
Sasuke: "You are right, squire!" * Murmur * "Wow, a miracle ..."
Hinata: * stand on the tower in a beautiful dress * "Oh, sir, how did you get here?" * Look down *
Sasuke: "Actually, I was on a journey to a distant country where I was supposed to marry my new wife ... But I found the true love of my heart here !!"Naruto: * evil look *
Kiba: * turn camera away *
Jiraya: "Kiba, hold on! What are you cameraman for ?!"
Kiba: "It's okay ... old bastard!" * Last two words just softly mumble *
Sasuke: "What's your name, maid?"
Hinata: "Strawberries! And yours, sir?"
Sasuke: "Mine is Sasuke, Sasuke from Konoha!"
Naruto: "Von Deppendorf or Schnulzenhausen would have been better!" * Laughs *
Sasuke: * Naruto head nut born *
Sasuke: "Come on down!"
Hinata: "I'm sorry, I can't, sir!"
Sasuke: "Then I must dare to climb up to you, my beauty!" * Just say all that, because I want to know where Itachi is *
Naruto: "Then climb!"
Sasuke: "Strawberries, strawberries, let your hair down !!"
Hinata: * throw down blue rope *
Sasuke: * jump up and down * "I'm not coming! It's too short!"
Naruto: "Now I'm supposed to do the robber ladder ?!" * just ironically mine *
Sasuke: "Good idea, Baka!" * Put Naruto on the wall of the tower and climb on his shoulders *Naruto: "Ouch !!"
Sasuke: * arriving at the top * * stand across from Hinata *
Hinata: * blush * "My Prince!"
Sasuke: "My princess!" * Turn green *
Hinata: * the lips become pointed and even redder *
Sasuke: * even greener but lips also pointy *
Naruto: * down loud curse *
Jiraya: * excitedly watching *
Asuma and Anko: * stand arm in arm and smile contentedly *
Kakashi: * come back and watch his student in astonishment *
Kiba: "NOEEIIN !!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "What ?!"
Kiba: * quickly call the tower with chakra, snap Hinata, jump down and run away *
Everyone: * stand there with their mouths open in amazement *
Jiraya: * clap your hands to your head * "Now we don't have a leading actor again !!"
Orochimaru: * come angerant * "I want to play strawberries !!" * hop up and down *
All: * fainted *
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Kiba and Hinata: * stand on the gate of Konoha before sunset * * smile at each other * * FINALLY KISS *