What do we mean by Easter?

Ninja Academy, Konoha, Classroom 13:

Me: "Nice that you all came" * grin *
All: * murmurs of agreement *
Me: "Ok, you know why we're here, don't you? We want to make a video about Easter that shows Naruto what it means to celebrate this festival!"
Jojo: "Well, here is the camera and sasuke_mausi and I have considered that we should first ask each one briefly about it!"
Sasuke: "Sasuke_mausi ... what kind of name is that?" * Frown *
Me: "Sasuke, hold the Goschn, otherwise you'll be the first to turn!" * Put on a withering look *
Sasuke: "Okey ... okay, I'm calm ..."
Jojo and I: "So, let's start !!"

Sasuke: * sit down on a chair and stare at the camera * "Now I'm first after all!"
Me: * sigh * "So ... Sasuke, what do you mean by Christmas ... uh ... Easter?"
Sasuke: "......... um ..... some strange bird died, right? The first Hokage?"
Jojo: "No, how cute!"
Me: "You can go, Sasuke ...." * Smack your head over your head * "God, let your brain fall from the sky !!"

Sakura: * come in, check your hairstyle again, sit on the chair with a smile *
Me: "Okey, Sakura" * I'm happy that someone sensible is sitting in front of me * "What do you mean by Easter"
Sakura: "Well ... Easter ... Easter is the time to remember the ordeal of Christ and his resurrection! There is also a custom of hiding and looking for eggs!"
Me: "Thanks Saskura, perfect!"
Sakura: * go out *
Me: "Why is it just not over yet? Now it can only get worse!"

Lee: * stormed in * * almost falling over a chair *
Me: "Oh, you know the question anyway, right? Get started!"
Lee: "Okydokey! Easter is the time when I train a lot with Sensei Gai! So that we can get rid of the pounds from eating Easter eggs !!"
Me: "Wow ... now I feel really fat !!"
Lee: * leave the room quickly because there is a risk of anger *
Jojo: "That was sweet!Um ... sasuke_mausi ... why are you looking at me like that ???! Hüüülfee !! "

Hinata: * come in shyly and sit down carefully *
Me: "Oh, you were still there too" * be a little happier again *
Hinata: "So ... for .... for ............" * reddened * * suddenly fell from the chair * * passed out *
Me: "Oh God ..."
Jojo: "What can he do for it?"
Me: * crack my knuckles * "Quiet! Better get the ambulance !!"

Kiba: * come in, sit down, wink friendly at camera *
Me: * rotwerd * "Uh ... well ... Kiba ... tell me what you know about Easter"
Kiba: * grin in camera *
Me: "Um ... Halloo! Kiba!"
Kiba: "Oh ... sorry ... got carried away ..."
Jojo: "We were at Easter, right?"
Kiba: "Yeah ... the Easter bunny was shot at Easter!"
....Silence...
Jojo and I: * Kiba staring at me with open mouth *
Kiba: "Tschöö!" * Go out *
Jojo: "That was really cute now !!"
Me: "Shut up, gay people! It's already mine!"

Shikamaru: * come in * "At Easter we celebrate the birth of Christ!" * Go out again *
Jojo: * afterwards * "We are celebrating the resurrection !!"
Me: "Well that was quick!"

Chouji: * come in with a bag of chips in hand *
Me: "Well, let's get started"
Chouji: "Well ... Easter is a festival where you can eat a lot ... that's why I like it that way ... right after Christmas and Minem birthday ... well ... you get Easter eggs that you eat Then there are chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies ... with white, brown and black chocolate ... "
Jojo: "Your birthday is not a holiday, fat bastard!"
Chouji: * angry staring at Jojo *
Me: * whispering * "Please don't ..."
Chouji: * Jojo throws the bag of chips in the face and storms out angrily *
Me: "That was really mean !!"
Jojo: "Well ... personal bad luck" * chips up *

Me: * stand in front of the camera * "So, Naruto ... by and large you now have an overview of what Easter is ... oh ... and please try not to tell anyone what you saw on this tape , yeah? "--------------
so, that's it again ^^ let's see when the next kapi comes ^^