get up Zetsu, breakfast is ready!

So, it came a little faster again.

Marie, to rhyme: I just wrote that, I totally screwed it up that it rhymed xD
have fun with the new Kapi ^^ (even if it's a bit short)
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When we arrived at the headquarters, we went quickly to my room and laid Masaru on the second bed. "Has he been attacked or how did he manage to get such a wound and poison himself in the process, un?" I thought for a moment and then said: "We have to ask him later. Who would be suitable to mix an antidote ? Maybe Zetsu, with all his plants? Or is it rather Sasori? "" Sasori no danna used up his supply of chemicals and stuff on the last mission, but maybe Zetsu could really help us. Me and Madara wake him up and Kara, you'd better stay with Masaru. "I nodded and so the two of them went off.

They just entered the room, if necessary they would have the excuse that it is Madara's room too. Zetsu slept of course, was normal at the time. Deidara went over and tried to wake him up with a slight shake. Instead of waking up, his white side babbled in his sleep: "more, more, more! Give me more fish!" madara and Deidara looked startled. Zetsu dreamed of eating fish! Since Kisame almost dismantled the headquarters when Zetsu had last eaten a fish dish, the leader had forbidden anyone to even think about eating fish. It was a nightmare!

~ Flashback ~
"hey Kisame do you want a piece too?" teased Zetsu's white side.
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin !!!!"
"Wouldn't have gotten anything anyway.", Said Zetsu's black side.
Itachi stepped into the meeting room, took a piece of fish and stuffed it into his mouth with relish.
"Actually you are a shark, you should like to eat fish ...", he said after he had swallowed it."No! Not since Finding Nemo! Fish are friends, NO FOOD !!!! I was in therapy!"
"What's that screaming about ???" Kakuzu clearly sounded annoyed.
"You....."
"What about me? Leave me alone, I want to count my money!"
"You allowed Zetsu to buy fish! First it's your turn and then the leader because he doesn't do anything! AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE !!!!!!!"

---- TRANSMITTER INTERFERENCE ---- (Hope you don't mind if I leave out the fight scene, if you want it, I'll change it again!)
After a few attempts to calm down and a couple of very long fights, the whole HQ finally had to be renovated, everyone was injured, even if it was only a small scratch at Konan, because pain had protected them, and if the leader hadn't forbidden to eat fish, Kakuzu would most certainly have done it.

~ Flashback end ~

// I don’t want to think about that anymore //, Madara thought to herself and thought about how they could wake up the mutant.

//I'm bored. //, I thought to myself and looked around what I could do. Then I saw my hairbrush and then looked at Masaru. Then I smiled. "Time to comb someone's hair ... muhahahaha! Wait a minute? Did I just have a psycho laugh? Someone rubs off ..." I didn't care about that at first and I combed Masaru's hair. I couldn't see that bunch of hair any more.

Madara started a new attempt: "That's not possible .... Zetsu, get up, breakfast is ready !!!!!!!!!!!!" Again he showed no emotion, except that his black side was something again said in his sleep: "I'm hungry ..." "THEN STAND UP YOU BAKA!", Deidara shouted now. "Not that loud Deidara, otherwise you wake up the others!" "Tze. I don't care. The situation is serious, un." "That is true.", Madara admitted. "How about insulting? Maybe that triggers something." Madara didn't think much of his idea, but agreed anyway. "You p-" "Stop. Shouldn't we wake Hidan up?He can do better! "" Do you still have them all Madara? I don't feel like ending up as a sacrifice for his stupid God because I disturbed his "beauty sleep". When did Zetsu always wake up? "" Well, always at the latest when I ran through the corridors as Tobi and yelled around with that squeaky voice. " "Do it! we have no other choice. (already rhymed again o. o) "Madara shadowily put on the mask that he still had on and shouted:" TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND THAT'S WHY FERTILIZED ZETSU-SANS PLANTS! WASN'T THAT SUPER DEIDARA-SENPAI ???? "

Zetsu woke up suddenly and screamed like a stick. "WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOBI IS BACK!" Madara took off the mask with satisfaction and said: "You didn't want it any other way." // You can use that as leverage! I never would have thought! // In any case, they first explained why they had woken him up. Zetsu took some plants to the room.

"He even looks halfway good! Well, hopefully they'll come with Zetsu soon, otherwise Masaru will die away from me ..." As predicted, Madara and Deidara came with Zetsu and some plants in tow. "Can I be quiet, please? That requires concentration." "No, at least one person has to take care of Masaru, after all, your black side said it was hungry earlier.", Madara said. "I'm staying here! somehow I'm responsible for him. Kara you can sleep in my room as long as you are careful when you go in and don't wake Sasori no Danna." Madara, zetsu and I nodded, and so Madara went back to his room and me in Deidara's.

Fortunately, I didn't wake Sasori and lay down. // Will Masaru get through? I'll have to wait until tomorrow ... //

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I already say thank you for the inspectors!