One and only

: ~ * From Suigetsu's point of view * ~:

"Argh !! Karin! Karin! Ahh! My hair! My hair Karin !!"

The poor fool who's screaming for his life - I mean - for his hair is me.
Hey I am Suigetsu Houzuki! How are you? I should probably rewind a bit and see why Karin is trying to tear the hair off my head.
That was so.
So ... we were just taking a break from our trip to Konoha.
Should be a great village, I heard. Authoritative source if I understand what I mean.
Yes, I'm really pointing to Sasuke-Böschen, who is back in Depri mode. But he is often. So nothing new.
Juugo is talking to the lovely animals again. I swear he has a bond with them. No joke!
Karin was absorbed in a book and what is Mói doing?
Swimming! In a puddle!
Cool right ?! Do it yourself !! (Just not !!)
"Hach ... Sasuke boss. Come in too, the water is wonderful."
"You can bend that nicely.", He declined nicely, in his own way.
"Why? Afraid that someone could see you naked ?! Look at me!", I got up from the - so-called - puddle.
"I'm naked splinters of fiber! Can you see that too, Karin ?!"
"I don't even want to see it!" She shouted, pushing her glasses up further.
I shrugged and flopped back into the water.
I crossed my arms and leaned forward.
Grinning, I called to Karin: "Then why don't you come in, Karin ?!"
"Because I don't want to see your crippled thing! Very simple, you see? !!", she mimicked me slightly and shook her head in annoyance.
Women ...
I left the puddle again and watched Boss fiddling with his katana. (His weapon, not his little companion !!)
I stared at him, stared at him, and stared at him.
"Hn .. Suigetsu, what is it? Don't stare at me all the time, otherwise I'll stab your eyes out.", He threatened me, but somehow I didn't take him seriously.
"Yes, yes. Sure. What are you doing anyway?" I asked bored and sat down next to Boss on the log. And if you want to ask, yes. I am still naked. Cool what?
"Hn." I got in reply. Um, if you can take that as an answer.
"And what are you thinking about?" I asked further, because somehow the boredom doesn't go away.
"About cherry blossoms ..."
"A ... ha? Cherry blossoms?"
"Hn."
Well so what. Is he getting sentimental now and are all the emos dying?
Yes… .Sasuke wasn't a good conversationalist either. A stone tells more about its appearance than boss.
I then joined my only female teammate, who was leaning against a tree a little to one side.
I stopped in front of her.
"Oi! What are you reading ?!"
"A book."
"No, no ?! Not your serious!" I said sarcastically.
As if I was fully retired.
My God.
She then held the book in front of my face.
"Improvements by tracking down the chakras." I read the title of the book aloud"Tche!", She turned her attention to her book, but until before she completely did it, she said casually: "Please put some clothes on!"
"Why?"
"Because you are naked ?!"
"So what. This is how I was created. You too!"
I saw how the red rose in her face and I could only grin broadly.
"What do you actually want, Shark-Boy !?"
Not wanting anything, I shrugged my shoulders.
"Nothing.", I gave of myself and got dressed afterwards - Karin if requested.
I then kept Juugo company. At least he's talking to me!
Yes, at least that's what I thought.
When I asked him what he was doing, he just said: "Beep .. beep .."
He was still talking to the birds.
I sighed audibly and grabbed my backpack, where I fished out a thick and juicy watermelon.
"Legger legs!", I smacked my lips happily and cut open with the sword what I had stalked Zabusa - rather - found.
With asterisks in my eyes, I looked at the delicious fruit.
"Oh .. comes to papi!", I stretched my arms out to the melon pieces and closed and opened my hands.
"Suigetsu !! I want some too!"
Big sweatdrop here.
"No! These are my babies !!"
"You fishmouth! Part please!"
"You can bend that !!"
"Sui-get-su !!!"
"That's my name ... you ... you ... you spectacled snake !!"
Ops ... she cracked her knuckles and ... ah !!
She stole a piece of melon! They are mine !!
I got up while she bit into the melon.
"Well .."
"Give me back my bowler hat!"
"No!!"
“Give it here!” I tore the fruit from her hand. Uh .. tried more.
She then threw it in my face.
Not exactly happy I stood there and looked annoyed at Karin while she laughed up her sleeve.
"Your face! You look like you have freckles, just black ones !!"
Haha! How funny. I leaned down briefly, grabbed another piece of melon and patted it on her face.
Ha! I don't hear any more laughter!
Muwhahah!
She wiped the red meat off her face.
"There's war!"
She promptly lunged at me and we rolled / gagged each other deeper into the forest.
Juugo and Sasuke-Bösken didn't care, it seems to me.
Sasuke then just got up, raised his right hand to his chin and mumbled something about: "Should I eat cherry tomatoes? Cherry tomatoes? ... Mhm .."

Unfortunately I had the ass card again and four eyes sat on my back and pulled my hair around.

"Argh !! Karin! Karin! Ahh! My hair! My hair Karin !!"

And here we are where we started.
"Shut up!", She yelled at me and pulled harder on my - wonderful - hair.
"Ah! Okay, you can have which melon pieces but please! Leave my hair in rest you monster !!"
She loosened her grip and I took my chance and turned the tables.
I nailed her to the floor and sat lightly on her pelvis.
Ha! Take that!
I then looked at her and a melon seed fell from my face directly onto hers.She blinked briefly.
Our faces looked too. All red from the meat fruit, seeds on the face and expressions that made you roar.
I started giggling before I really started laughing.
Karin just gave me an irritated look.
A smile crept on the corner of her mouth and shortly afterwards, even her laughter could be heard.
I went down from her, gave her my hand, which she took and I pulled her up with a jerk.
Scratching my head in embarrassment, I said, "Uh ... I think the animals have already bought the last pieces."
"Doesn't matter," she said, adjusting her glasses on her nose.
"So ... uh ..."
I looked at her and immediately my attention fell on her lips.
There's still a fat piece of melon on it!
Hunger!
"Uh..you.have there ... uh .."
I took two steps forward, stumbled stupidly - God hates me, I know - and threw us both back on the ground.
I fell pretty soft, thanks to Karin's melons. You know. The front upholstery of every woman! The newest airbag!
But that's not the only thing….
I tasted watermelon in my mouth.
Mhm ...
I blinked my eyes, which immediately widened.
I kissed Karin!
Yack!
Well ... so ... yack, that's not at all!
Startled, I jumped up and blabbered hastily over and over again, "Sorry! That was not my intention!"
Slightly through the wind, I hurried back to boss and animal lover Juugo.
I left Karin behind. After a while - when Karin was with us again - Boss once again gave the order to move on, in the direction of Konoha, which we did.
Karin immediately hooked up with Sasuke, who just casually shook her off with the argument: "I don't want pesticides."
Juugo and Sasuke advanced a little while we both walked side by side.
"You ... uh. About earlier ..." I started, rubbing the back of my head.
She then grabbed my collar and I feared the worst. Either she tries to hit me endlessly, even though she knows for sure that she won't hit because I am more or less made of water, or-
"Mhmf ?!", I am kissed?
So ... I like the second option better.
She let go of my lips, nudged my nose and said: "I wanted some melon too."
My jaw almost on the floor, I stared at Karin in amazement.
She closed my mouth again with her index finger by placing her finger under my chin and pushing up.
"You are ... um ... cute. But nothing more!", She said with a red cheek and walked forward again.
I whistled briefly, turned once in a circle and fell on my face. But reflexively I got up on my feet again and ran after the 'Führer' again.
Lady´s and Gentlemen ...
I think I fell in love.
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Wow. My first attempt to write a SuiKa OS and I think I sucked 10 times..xDWell, you are not used to reading another pairing story from me, since I almost only write SasuSaku. xDD
Well .. xDD