Chapter: Snow white

Snow white

// Before the performance //

Our friends had now practiced for a whole week and finally the time had come. The great performance. Tsunade had chosen the roles.

//Roll///

Snow White: Hinata
Queen: Ino
Prince: Sasuke
Hunter: Sai
Dwarfs: Shikamaru, Gaara, Shino, Naruto, Choji, Kiba, Neji
Mother of Snow White: Kurenai
Father of Snow White: Asuma

// Supporting roles //

Narrator ---> Tsunade
Sakura ---> squirrel
Lee ---> tree
Tents ---> bear
Temari ---> bird
Kankuro ---> rabbit
Kakashi ---> deer, mirror
Anko ---> deer
Gai ---> tree, doctor

//Performance//

The entire school was in the theater. Most of the students didn't want to be here, but that's what Tsundade wanted. Nobody dared just go home. But worst of all were the oldest students in the school. They put on their costumes. So let it begin!!! The curtain went up.

<<Snow White>>

Once upon a time there was a young queen and a young king. Queen Kurenai and her King Asuma were expecting a child.

Kurenai: * Why do I have to play the pregnant woman? * Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhh! The baby is coming !!!
Asuma: * Great ... maybe I'll hear this really soon * We need a doctor!

[Background change ---> corridor]

The king paced up and down.
Asuma: * Will it be the same for us and I won't have to watch? * Oh my wife! Oh my child I want to take you in my arms soon. * Which guy would say that? *
Gai: King! King! Your child is there, but your wife. She is dead.
Asuma: * All right! * No! That can not be! My wife! My wife! I am sorry!
Gai: * I looked great in my doctor's costume. * I'm sorry, King. What about your daughter

The king looked at his daughter. Her hair was like ebony, her lips were red as blood, and her skin was white as snow. They named her Snow White. But the king could not do without his beloved queen.

Asuma: Oh, my queen! I come to you!

So he jumped out the window. He died instantly. But Snow White was still alive. She got a stepmother. She was very proud. She thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

Ino: * Don't I just look great? So Sasuke will fall in love with me and I will become Ino Uchiha! *
Sai: ~ Ino ... your commitment ... ~
Ino: ~ Oops ~ I am Queen Ino! Snow White's stepmother. Hahahahaha .... * what a stupid laugh * She has to work for me day and night. But I will go to my room now * wasn't that called a room? *

[Change of background ---> Queen's room]

The queen entered her room and went to the mirror.

Ino: * is that an ugly mirror ... Tsunade could have taken a nicer one * Fried egg Fried egg on the wall ...
Audience: `loud laughter´
Ino: `red will´ who is the most beautiful in the whole country?
Kakashi: * Tsunade will be pissed off. Ino screwed it up! * Queen you are the most beautiful here.* but Anko has a better ass *
Ino: I know.
Kakashi: Queen you are the most beautiful HERE, but Snow White is a thousand times more beautiful than you.
Ino: * pfff .... Hinata is certainly not more beautiful than me! * No! It can not be! I am the most beautiful! I am the most beautiful!

The queen, of course, was furious. So she summoned the hunter to her place in the throne room.

[Change of background ---> throne room]

The queen sat on her throne. She was waiting for the hunter. This entered the room. He bowed to her.

Sai: * How beautiful she looks ... * Ms. Queen? Do you want to have dinner with me?
Ino: * What did the nutcase say? Going out? No! * No, hunter! I don't want to go out with you! I want you to kill Hinata!
Sai: * Ino still can't write her text. Okay, I may have messed you up ... * I'm sorry Queen, but I don't know who you mean.
Ino: Well, the black-haired one, with the white skin and red lips. * He forgot his text. Tze! That would never happen to me * Yeah, I told you to take Hinata around the corner. `Arms crossed´
Sai: You mean the princess Snow White? * How can something so beautiful be too stupid? *
Ino: Who is this Snow White? *I understand nothing...*
Sai: ~ Hinata is Snow White, remember? We're playing the fairy tale. ~
Boy from the audience: You are too great! `laughing dead´
Ino: Oh that's right ... I want you to kill Snow White and bring her heart here for me. * Ihhhh a heart. This is soooo repugnant! *
Sai: That's how it should be. * Now she knows the text again. How nice. As beautiful as the beauty before me. *

So went the hunter. He went to the park.

[Background change ---> Park]

Hinata, I mean Snow White, was sitting there on the bench. She was singing with a bird. She was incredibly beautiful.

Hinata: * They screw up my performance. This is my first time starring and who? They make a comedy out of it. * La la laaa la laaa
Temari: Beep beep beep beep beep beep * silly twittering. Why am I the bird? *
Hinata: * Can't she do better? * Lalalalalalalala
Temari: `stupid look´ * How should I chirp that? * Pipipipipipipipiep.
Hinata: Oh! Hello hunter. * Now smile very dearly. *
Temari: * Oh man! * Beep beep 'get away'
Sai: Hello, Snow White. Do we want to go for a walk in the forest?
Hinata: Very much.

So Snow White put on her most beautiful dress. She danced outside again to wait for the hunter. There she met him. There was Prince Eric.

Sasuke: * What? Prince Eric ?! What a fucking name. *
Hinata: Oh! Who are you? II have to go. * I have my role perfectly on it *
Sasuke: `I talk very monotonously´ Oh where are you going, dear maiden?

But Snow White ran away. She ran into the hunter's arms. They went into the forest together. The hunter led them deep into the forest.[Background change ---> forest]

Hinata: What's wrong? Why do we stop
Sai: * Oh man! I would actually kill her, but only for my Queen Ino. * II have an assignment. I'm supposed to kill you, but I can't. You are too cute and too beautiful. * Puke. I would never say something like that to Hinata ... *
Hinata: Oh thank you ... I'll never come home again. I'll find a cave for myself.
Sai: It's fine. *Oh man! What a messy theater. *

With that the hunter went and killed a deer to cut out its heart and take it to the queen. But Snow White was left alone in the forest. She wept bitterly. Then the animals came running. A squirrel, a bear, a bird, a deer, a deer and a rabbit.

[Change of background ---> in front of the hut]

They took Snow White to a small hut. There were two trees next to the hut.

Sakura: * Oh no! I have to climb the tree now !!! *
Lee: * Finally, my favorite part of the fairy tale is coming! Sakura! Come to me! *
Kakashi: * I'm a deer ... better than a tree. Hahahaha. Besides, I have at least one mate. Do I? * `Anko kiss´
Anko: ~ Ah, honey. I love you! Follow me to the ladies room so I can show you how animals get on with each other ~
Kakashi: ~ Uh! Come on then, babe. ~

When Snow White entered the house, the animals left.

[Change of background ---> in the hut]

Snow White went through the hut and looked at everything.

Hinata: Is that cute in here. This cute little furniture is everywhere. Who do you think lives here? They have to be young children. Everything is so small here.

She ate from the table and went to bed.
At that very moment the dwarves came home.

[Change of background ---> in front of the hut]

Naruto: We are the dwarfs. We are the dwarfs. We are the dwarfs. * I like this costume. *
Shikamaru, Gaara, Shino, Choji, Kiba, Neji: * I hate this costume. *
Naruto: We are the dwarfs and we live on a mountain.
Shikamaru: * That sucks. *
Choji: * When is there something to eat? *
Neji: * Where's my tenten? *
Shino: * I wanted to be a bug ... *
Gaara: * I am a dwarf. I'd rather be the Sandman. *
Kiba: * Woo! Woof! *

They entered the hut.

[Change of background ---> in the hut]

They took a good look at the hut. Then they saw it.

Choji: Who ate my meal?
Naruto: Who drank from my mug?
Gaara: Who swept the sand out of the hut here? * Forgot text *
Kiba: Where's Akamaru? * Forgot text *
Shino: Who killed that beetle? * Forgot text *
Neji: Where's my teddy bear? * Forgot text. My tents ... *
Shikamaru: Who's sleeping in my bed? * Don't forget the text *
Naruto: Who are you?

Hinata woke up.

Hinata: Hello ... who are you?
Gaara: Any dwarves ... * Damn text ... *
Hinata: You are the 7 dwarfs?Neji: Probably teddy bear where are you? * I can only think of tents ... *
Hinata: Oh! Can I stay with you?
Shino: If you don't kill another bug!
Gaara: Or remove the sand from the hut!
Kiba: Um ... Shouldn't I say that she can stay here, but that she has to cook and clean?
Choji: Cooking sounds good !!!
Hinata: I'll do it. I will cook and clean for you.
Naruto: Because it's good.

And then they ate dinner and then went to sleep.

[Background change ---> in the castle]

The hunter came back to the queen. She was very pleased.

Ino: Jiha !!! She is dead!!! She is dead!!!
Sai: Yes ... * She is sooo cute ... *
Ino: Show me the heart.
Sai: I can't ... you have my heart ...
Ino: What ?!
Sai: um ... I mean here.

The hunter gave his heart to the queen, I mean the animal heart. These kids are killing me. Oh sorry. Where was I? Oh yes. He gave her the animal heart. The queen, of course, didn't know. She thought it was Snow White. So she took it and stood in front of the mirror.

Ino: * Now I still have the disgusting heart in my hand ... well, it's just a fabric thing, but still. * Mirror Mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?
Sai: ~ Where is Kakashi? ~

// At Kakashi //

Anko: Yeah !!! Show me Kakashi !!! Ohhhh yeah !!!!

(Okay? Back to Snow White quickly)

// At the performance //

Ino: ~ What should I do now? ~
Sai: ~ Don't know ... ~
Naruto: ~ The show must go on. ~ Madam Queen, you are the most beautiful here, but the one girl that now lives with the dwarfs.
Ino: Who? * Are they