Fanfic: Märchensammlung <3
all kidding me today? *
Sai: ~ Snow White ~
Ino: Oh, Snow White! Um ... * Sai is kind of really nice to me. Happy !!! * Hunter?! What are you thinking of bringing me the wrong heart and letting Snow White live?
Sai: She was so cute and beautiful, but of course you are much more beautiful.
Ino: `squeak´ * He is kind of totally cute .. * You will be taken to the dungeon. Have fun with the rats.
Sai: I'm sorry, * beautiful * queen * Ino *.
Then the hunter in love, I mean without in love, of course, was taken to the dungeon. The queen decided to kill Snow White herself. So she disguised herself as an old woman.
[Change of background ---> in the hut]
The little dwarfs and Snow White were already awake and eating breakfast.
Hinata: So? What shall we do today?
Choji: * Don't nerve! Is there food now *
Kiba: * Akamaru ... where is my little friend? Howl *
Naruto: We're going to go to our mine and ..... um ... what are we doing?
Shikamaru: * Annoying !!!!!!! * Well, work.
Naruto: Exactly! Work!
Shino: * Actually, we're sitting backstage and waiting until we're finally allowed to come back here and finish the stupid fairy tale ... *
Gaara: You will clean up here then. But woe to you you sweep my sand away again!Hinata: Yeah, that's fine.
And so the dwarves went to their mine. Snow White called her little friends.
Hinata: Lalalalala little animal come over! Please help me clean this hut!
So the animals came rushing here. Wait a minute ... There are two missing! Um. Hihi ... In any case, the animals came and helped her clean up.
[Change of background ---> in front of the hut]
Suddenly an old woman came. The animals all hid. She knocked on the door and Snow White opened the door.
Hinata: Oh! Hello grandmother ... What do you want?
Ino: Grandmother? !!!!! I am not a grandma !!!!!!! I am the.....
Lee: ~ uh, not the queen ... you are dressed up ... ~
Ino: Exactly! I am the queen not the grandma.
Hinata: You mean you are a grandmother and not the queen.
Ino: No! I am not a grandma !!!
Hinata: What do you want here?
Ino: Eat this poisoned apple to make me the most beautiful again, okay?
Hinata: * She messes everything up ... * But ...
Ino: Nothing but !!! *What shoud that? She should eat the apple and die ... * `Hinata put the apple in her mouth´
Hinata: `Has an apple in my mouth´
So the queen, who wasn't a grandmother but just dressed up, stuffed the apple into Snow White's mouth. Then Snow White fell over. The animals ran and fetched the dwarfs. The dwarves immediately ran to the hut and chased the queen.
Naruto: Stand still !!! *Is it fun! *
Ino: Huh? I think I should run away ...
Shino, Gaara, Kiba, Neji: * Is that boring! *
Choji: * When will we eat again? *
Shikamaru: * Is that annoying. *
At some point the dwarves caught the queen and threw her into the well. Then they built a glass coffin for Snow White because it was just too beautiful to bury. They mourned poor Snow White. They sat and cried. But then the prince came.
Sasuke: Hello, I'm Prince Eric. * Still fucking name! *
Naruto: What do you want Spast here?
Kiba: `Naruto miss the head nut´ What do you want?
Sasuke: I wanted to see Snow White and now I have to kiss her ...
Sakura, Ino: WHAT ?! They kiss???
Girls in the audience: The queen is alive again and she bewitched the squirrel. It can talk! Hahahaha !!!!! `Laughter in the audience´
So the prince kissed Snow White and she opened her eyes. The jealous queen and the jealous squirrel just stood there.
Hinata: Thank you, Prince.
Sasuke: Don't worry. Come to my castle and let's have fun there. * How I would love to have fun with Hinata, Ino and Sakura *
Hinata: You mean you want to marry me?
Sasuke: Yeah yeah ...
And so the two get married and the dwarfs stayed alone in the hut. And if they haven't died, they are still alive today.
// end of performance //
<Kappi end>
Hope you liked it ^^
which fairy tale will you play next ???should I say it ???
nope !!! Let yourself be surprised: P
HEAL MiA