Chapter: The wolf and the 7 little goats

// One week before the performance //

Tsunade smiled all over her face. She swayed a little. She was sitting in her office. There was a glass and a bottle of sake in front of her. "These kids are so good! II believe I get a lot of money with them.", She babbled to herself. Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai, Anko, and Gai entered. "Hello, Tsunade. We have a question. How should we go on now? Should we and our students continue to play fairy tales?", Kurenai asked politely. "Of course!", The blonde shouted and straightened up. "I get so much money for the DVDs and I even have a contract. We have to do at least 8 more fairy tales, then our school will be famous. The DVDs sell like nothing. The shops keep ordering more. The next Snow White is supposed to be in the cinemas on Monday. We can't afford to listen. With the money I will build a cafeteria and (now it's coming) a boarding school from this school. A boarding school !!! also be able to build a swimming pool and a sauna. You see? That would be fantastic. Here! ", Tsunade gave her speech, then she handed Kakashi the list for the roles. This widened his eyes. The 7 little kids? Great. So students should prepare for this.

//Roll///

Kurenai ---> mother goat
Choji ---> wolf
six little kids ---> Shikamaru, Sasuke, Kankuro, Naruto, Hinata, Ino
smallest kid ---> Sakura
// Supporting roles //

Narrator ---> Tsunade
Well ---> Temari, Tenten, Sai, Neji
Trees ---> Gai, Lee,
Table ---> Shino
Clock ---> Gaara
Bushes ---> Anko, Kakashi
Bed ---> Asuma
Closet ---> Kiba
Seller ---> Gai

// shortly before the performance //

"I want to be, but not a piece of furniture," grumbled Kiba. Choji grinned cheekily. “I probably stole the part from you, didn't I?” Now Naruto also interfered. "Really now. Kiba was the prince and ran to the toilet in the middle of the play. No wonder Tsunade no longer gives you a sensible role." Everyone except Kiba and Gaara started to laugh. Gaara didn't laugh because he didn't understand the joke. He hadn't gotten a particularly nice role in Sleeping Beauty either. He winced at the thought. Why did he have to play Kankuro's MOTHER and not his FATHER? Gaara moved into a corner and howled. His brother would hold that against him forever. "So guys! It's starting!" Announced Kakashi.

//Performance//

The students and teachers were already looking forward to the piece. It was more of a comedy than anything. Everyone had already put money back for the DVD. Then the curtain went up and off we went.

<< The wolf and the 7 little goats >>

Once upon a time there was an old goat mother. She lived in the mountains with her seven children. There was enough herbs and grass there. But when autumn came and winter would soon be here, they had to hike into the valley.

Naruto: Mom, where are we going?Kurenai: * Why am I always the mother? * We go into the valley. Up here in the mountains it gets very cold in winter and there is nothing left to eat.
Sasuke: Oh. I understand that very well. * Which felon came up with this fairy tale? *
Kurenai: Please hurry up a bit. We have to find a house today. * As if this were possible in reality. *
Shikamaru: But mom, where should we find a house? * Is that annoying again! *
Kurenai: * Can't they just shut up if they aren't learning their lines? *
Sakura: Man, brothers! Mama doesn't know that herself, you fools, except you, of course, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Thank you, sweet little sister. * She's really cute, isn't she? How she always raves about me and argues with Ino. *
Sakura: `tip over´ * Did he just say sweet? *
Sasuke: Sakura?
Ino: YOU ASSHOLE !!! Sasuke !!! I'll kill you!!!
Sasuke: Wh-what? Why? In O?
Ino: I. Wanted. In O. Uchiha. Become. And. Now. Becomes. You. Sakura. Uchiha. *He has broken my heart. I will never be happy again. How can he say she's cute? *
Sasuke: Um ... what? I do not get it. Why can girls never express themselves properly? *
Sakura: Well, Ino pig. Sasuke belongs to me now - to me alone. * I love him and this moment. *

OK. These weren't the natural children of the goat. She had adopted everyone. After the argument about Sasuke was over, they went on. In the evening they arrived in the forest.

[Background change ---> forest]

They went further and further into the forest and it got darker and darker. Suddenly Sakura, the smallest kid, saw something.

Sakura: Look there !!! * Maybe it was from Sasuke just because of the fairy tale ... *
Kurenai: What do you see, Sakura? * She is not at the point. Does she think of Sasuke? *
Sakura: There's a house.

When the mother saw the house too, she praised Sakura and then everyone went.

[Change of background ---> in the hut]

The goat mother entered the hut first. She looked around. Nobody lived here. So she called her children over. The hut was already completely furnished. The kids were very, very tired. Three lay down on the bed, four in a corner with a lot of hay and the mother lay down on the bed too.

Asuma: * Man !!! Why am i the bed? Why are they so difficult? I'm about to break down !!! *
Gaara, Kiba, Shino: * Fortunately, I'm not the table. *

[Change of background ---> in front of the hut]

The next morning the mother wanted to go away.

Kurenai: So. You stay here. I'll go find something to eat. * Why does the mother have to go looking for food? There is a meadow in front of the house. *
Kiba: Are you bringing something sweet? * Gummy bears wouldn't be bad now. *
Kurenai: * I'm going to have a nice chocolate meal now. Muhahahaha. * Yes of course.
Sakura: But mom * I don't want her to be my mom. * What if * Ino wants to kill me * the wolf comes?Kurenai: Oh, he's not coming, but if he does, don't open the door for her. * Why should you? *
Sakura: But will she kill me? * Maybe I should hide behind Hinata or something? *
Kurenai: Why her?
Sakura: Um, I mean he ...
Kurenai: I'll go now. Do not forget. Don't open the door to anyone.
Sakura, Ino, Hinata: Yes, Mommy. * How stupid. *
Naruto, Sasuke, Kankuro, Kiba: It's okay.
Sasuke: * What a fucking fairytale. *
Naruto: * I love these fairy tales. *
Kiba: * Woof! Woof! *
Kankuro: * Children. -.- *

Then the mother went and left the children alone. These immediately locked themselves in the house. But nobody noticed that someone was watching them. The wolf.

Naruto: Bam Bam Bam

Now it starts again.

Naruto: Bam Bam Bam ... * I just want to add a little tension. *

[Change of background ---> in the hut]

The kids played cards or painted. Except for a few. Sakura ran away from Ino and Sasuke watched them.

Sakura: Leave me alone !!!
Ino: Never !!! You snatched MY Sasuke away from me!
Sakura: We're not together YET !!! * Emphasis on still !!! *
Sasuke: Well, girls. * They're still fighting for me. I'd have to make a decision, right? *
Ino: Really? Sasuke !!! *I love you! *

But then there was a knock on the door.

Kankuro: When the girls are done arguing, then we can go on with the fairy tale. * Sakura is already cute. Hope the idiot takes Ino. Then I have a free run. Muhahahaha. *
Sakura: * Kankuro can ruin any fun. * Who's there at the door?
Kiba: Who's out there? * The fat Choji! Big Choji! *
Choji: I am your father. 'Make Star Wars'
Audience: `loud laughter´

So the wolf tried to confuse the kids.

Naruto: Luke, I am your father. Muhahahaha.

And one kid countered. That can still be cheerful.

Choji: Who said the wrong text now? *EAT!!! *
Naruto: You, you spade!
Choji: Spade? I think I'm the wolf ... I guess I'm wearing the wrong costume.
Sakura: WHAT ?! The wolf? Get out of here !!!
All kids: Yes, get out of here!

So the wolf hissed off again. So the kids could go on.

Kankuro: Hey! Sakuuu ??? * I'm just trying now !!! *
Sakura: `not even Kankuro understand´ Ino we are not together !!! Ahh !!!
Ino: I don't believe you! He said you are cute !!! * That upsets me soooo !!! *
Sakura: Then maybe he was flirting, but that's all! Sasuke .... * He could help me. *
Sasuke: * I'm mean ... * What, sweetheart?
Ino: And you say you are not together !!! You are really stupid, Sakura Haruno !!! I hate you!!!
Sakura: Why? !!! * My best friend hates me because this guy is so mean and won't help me. * Sasuke, you are so nasty !!! You could have helped me! `start crying and off you go´
Sasuke: ~ Shit ~ * What did you idiot of Uchiha do again ?!*
Ino: * Oh no !!! Sasuke lied and not Sakura ... *

Then there was another knock on the door.

Sasuke: Fucking Shit! Who cares about that wolf in front of the door?
Choji: * Me! *
Sasuke: Sakura !!! `run after '
Naruto: ~ people! The show must go on! ~ Who's out there?
Choji: ~ Super Naru! ~ It's your mother.
Shikamaru: Yes, no, that's clear. Our mother doesn't have a screwed-up man's voice like you. Sorry, dude. You are the wolf * At least a little better. *
Choji: Damn it !!!

[Background change ---> at the sales booth]

So the wolf trotted to the stall. He had a great idea how he could rip the kids.

Choji: I'll just eat some chalk. *EAT!!! * Then my voice becomes a little velvety.
Gai: Welcome! There is chalk, flour, sugar, salt and everything else you need to cook.
Choji: * Is there chalk in cake? * Hello. Box of chalk, please.
Gai: A box of chalk will come straight away, but if you order now you will get a free box. This is a unique bargain, ladies and gentlemen. The whole thing only costs 2.95!
Choji: * Why is he doing teleshopping? * Um, yes I'll take the chalk.
Gai: But that's not all! We put a pack of sugar on top of the two boxes of chalk. That is not enough? Okay, then another chicken.
Choji: Hello?
Gai: Okay, okay. Plus the sugar and the chicken all cost 4.95. But it's still a bargain !!!
Choji: * That's enough! *

And so the wolf simply stole a box of chalk and let the seller continue