Chapter: The Bremen Town Musicians

// One week before the performance //

It was such a beautiful day again. Tsunade called Kakashi and the other teachers over. "Hello.", She grinned at her. "Well. I have another fairy tale for you," said the blonde. "Tsunade? Have you forgotten that some of the students are leaving for the weekend? You organized the cooking trip.", Kurenai reminded. Tsunade looked a little confused. "How now?" She asked. "Gai, Asuma and I are supposed to go to the cooking professionals with some students. We are the new viewers in the series 'Profis am Herd'. We watch the cooks making pizza, sushi and much more," Kurenai continued. "Oh, right. Bring me a pizza. Then we'll play Cinderella another time. I'll quickly come up with a new fairy tale. Gai, Asuma and Kurenai, step away!" Said Tsunade. The three left and giggled. They were very happy that they didn't have to play a stupid fairy tale this week. "Which students are still there?" She asked. "Sasuke, Sai, Naruto and Sakura.", Kakashi answered. "And the Sabakunos.", Anko added. "That's only 5 plus 2. Which fairy tale could you play with only 7 people? We need at least 2 more !!! Find some !!!", Tsunade shouted. Anko and Kakashi looked at each other with wide open eyes. They quickly ran out of the room - towards the classroom.

° ^ ° In the classroom ° ^ °

There were only 7 amazed students sitting there. When the teachers stormed into the room, they just looked at her. Then the two stood in front of the class. "So ... um ... yes.", Kakashi stuttered. "Why are we only 7, Anko?" Asked Gaara. "We're only 7 because the others go to the cooking professionals from the 'Profis am Herd' series at the weekend. So you don't have to play with the fairy tale," she replied. Sakura answered. "What is it, Sakura?" Asked Kakashi. "Why don't we go there too?" Was her question. "Well, I was late to register," he admitted. "And why aren't we going?" Temari asked angrily. Anko looked at her angrily. "Temari! I'm just as excited as you are for the next fairy tale. So stop bucking." Temari leaned back. Arguing with Anko would be pointless. "Any questions?" Asked the white-haired man. Sasuke answered. "Huh?" Said the teacher. "Which fairy tale?" Asked Sasuke. "We don't have one yet. We still have to find 2 people who want to play with us. Only then does Tsunade give us the fairy tale." Sasuke sighed. He got up and went into the corridor. It was just a break. "Who of you wants to play in a fairy tale with me?" Asked Sasuke, annoyed. Immediately a bunch of girls ran to him. "I'll take you and you.", He decided and took the two girls with him. Kakashi and Anko looked stupid again. "Here you have two more girls.", Sasuke said and sat down. "Who are you?" Asked Kakashi. "I'm Matsuri.", Said the brown-haired girl, who blushed a little."And I'm Karin.", Said the other, who had red hair. "Great. What classes are you in?" Asked Anko. Matsuri smiled. "In the 9th." "In the final class. Only my class refused to play this fairy tale", Karin explained. "Good. Please contact Tsunade and tell her that you will play with us. She will then free you from class.", Anko said.

// One day before the performance //

Kurenai was just saying goodbye to her best friend Anko. "Have fun," laughed Kurenai. "Yes, it will be great for sure," Anko replied sarcastically. She handed a note to her friend. "Do not read it until you are on the bus," warned Anko. Kurenai nodded. She went to her class. The bus came and everyone got on. Kurenai sat down next to Asuma. "Are you looking forward to the weekend?" He asked her. She shook her head. "Not really. I would actually like to swap places with Kakashi. I haven't had a weekend with Anko in a long time," she said. He looked at her in amazement. "But not a fairy tale," he said happily. "Oh. The fairy tales are beautiful. We get together more and have fun. It's so funny," she replied. He nodded. She took the note. Then she started laughing. "How would I like to be part of the fairy tale? We really have to buy the DVD.", Laughed Kurenai. "We buy every DVD of our fairy tales anyway," he replied. “But why are you laughing like that?” “Here!” She pressed a note into her husband's hand.

Bremen Town Musicians

//Roll//

Donkey ---> Kakashi
Dog ---> Sasuke
Cat ---> sakura
Rooster ---> Naruto

// Supporting roles //

Narrator ---> Tsunade
Müller ---> Kankuro
Hunter ---> Sai
Saleswoman ---> Karin
Couple on the estate ---> Gaara, Matsuri
Robbers ---> Anko (!), Kankuro, Sai, Karin, Gaara, Matsuri, Temari

Now Asuma burst out laughing too. The two could well imagine the fairy tale.

//Performance//

The curtains went up and the students waited patiently.

<< The Bremen Town Musicians >>

Once upon a time there was an old donkey.

Naruto: Old is right! Take a look at the white hair !!!

He had to work hard for his master.

Naruto: Also applies to Kakashi !!! After all, he has to play this fairy tale.

Naruto !!! So from the beginning. Once upon a time there was an old donkey. He had to work hard for his master. But in his spare time he enjoyed playing the guitar.

Kakashi: `Playing the guitar´ * Yeah! Rock'n Roll !! *
[i]Theres only one (one) thing to (two) do three (three) words for (four) you.
I love you (I love you).
Theres only one (one) way to (two) say those three (three) words
that's what I'll do.
I love you (I love you).

Then the miller came to him.
Kankuro: Hey donkey !!! You should work and not sing. The work is important. * What nonsense and Kakashi can't sing. That sounds awful. *
Kakashi: But master. I am so exhausted.I need a break. * Wow eh !!! What a wimp. *
Kankuro: If you need a break, you can leave right away. Then I'll get a new, young donkey to do the work.
Kakashi: What will become of me then?
Kankuro: Go to the zoo or do I know where to go !!! Get out of here !!!

And so the donkey trotted off. But he took the guitar with him. He found a note.

Kakashi: Looking for Bremen Town Musicians? I have to go there!!! *No I do not have to.*

[Change of background ---> in front of the Jägerhaus]

So he made his way to Bremen. He soon arrived at a house. There was a dog house in front of it. A dog was sitting in it. He looked sad and was singing a song.

Sasuke: * Should I really sing? Then the others fall out of the mountain. Then I'll become even more popular! *

[i]I gotta feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

The donkey thought the dog was not singing badly. But then he heard someone scold.

Sai: You stupid mutt !!! What do you think of singing again? You know very well that I hate it.
Sasuke: Oh my god. I am sorry sir. `speaks monotonously´
Sai: You will pay for that !!! Since I already have a new dog, I'll kick you out! Get out of here and never come back !!!

So the dog trotted off the yard. Then the donkey came to him.

Kakashi: Hey, dude! Come over! We'll open a band full of fat and go full cannon to Bremen. `wants to be cool´
Sasuke: * Oh my god! What he said? Can't he just talk normally? * Yes, okay.

[Background change ---> meadow]

And so they made their way to Bremen together. A few hours later they came to a shop. You saw a cat. She crept around in the meadow.

Sakura: Dear mouse! Let's sing a song together *As if.*

[i]I'm building a city for you
Glass and gold become stone
And every road that leads out
also leads back inside
I'm building a city for you and for me

Then an angry woman came out of the store.

Karin: I said you should chase the mice away and not sing with them! * My Sasuke !!! *
Sakura: But the mice can sing well. * My Sasuke !!! *
Karin: But maybe they're just annoying. * My Sasuke !!! *
Sakura: Maybe not. * My SASUKE !!! *
Karin: Okay. The mice just eat up my supplies, but you're annoying broad-minded monster. * Tze! What is she imagining? *
Sakura: WHAT did you say? * She likes to play with fire. *
Karin: I said that you are a broad-minded monster. * Is she still deaf? *
Sakura: That's enough !!! * I'll kill her !!! *

Then the cat attacked the saleswoman. The two argued and fought. Then the donkey and the dog intervened. The donkey held the saleswoman and the dog the cat.

Sakura: Let go of me !!! *I hate him! *
Sasuke: No.
Karin: Well, Sasuke doesn't seem to like you.`Stick out your tongue´
Sasuke: Shut up !!! I love sakura !!! * Fuck !!! Did i say that out loud? Fucking shit !!! *
Sakura: What? Sasuke? You love Me? *I do not understand it.*
Karin: You deserve, but something better than that.

Then the saleswoman left. The cat decided to go with the two of them.

[Change of background ---> in front of the manor house]
Soon they arrived at a manor house. There was a rooster in front of the gate. This one sang his song.

Naruto: * Bodies in the bodhi tree, Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family, bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery, and that's the way it's gonna be *

[i]Bodies in the bodhi tree, Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family, bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery, and that's the way it's gonna be

The rooster did not sing badly and nobody complained about him. Only 2 people were standing in front of the door. A girl and a boy.

Gaara: How about we eat the rooster tonight? * Somehow Matsuri is totally beautiful. *
Matsuri: That would be just fine. We both together. It just sounds like a dream. * I'm not playing because of Sasuke, but because of Gaara. He is sooo great ... *
Gaara: Okay. Then we have to let the cook know. He will then boil the tap. * Sweet. *

But the animals heard this and took the rooster with them. He didn't really want to, but he had no other choice.

[Background change ---> forest]

They came into a forest. They wanted to spend the night there. The donkey slept