Einführung für Kackboons

Translation

education

education
As you have probably already noticed, most of the warriors on this spaceship have not been gifted with great intelligence.
There are certain reasons for this:
For one thing, we don't have many soldiers here who would have time to teach, let alone do so voluntarily. On the other hand, most of the warriors were already grown up when they got on Freezer's spaceships and worked for him from then on. As a result, most of them have not even reached the level of education of their respective race.
We Saiyans are actually considered quite stupid in the universe, but there are exceptions. For example, as the prince of my people, I was allowed to enjoy a school education in the form of a private teacher, which was denied to others because they either had no money or were not admitted to our schools because their IQ was too low.
Here on Freezer's spaceships we also have types of lessons; however, these are essentially limited to martial arts, strategy and stamina. Even the few children who live here on the spaceships are seldom taught beyond reading, writing and arithmetic.
The fact is that we don't have the resources here for proper teaching. You will not see a blackboard or the like in any of our rooms. However, you shouldn't assume now that there is no chance of an education. After all, Freezer needs good employees who work in the engine rooms, plus doctors and engineers. You can learn all of this if you do well, especially with Master Freezer, and can demonstrate a certain IQ.
Similar to the schools on my home planet at that time, the respective test person has to endure a test.
For example, if you want to become a doctor under Master Freezer's guidance, you must have passed your tests with at least a two, especially in the areas of biology, chemistry, anatomy and physics. The other subjects are rather unimportant, except for the language in which you want to learn your profession. After all, Freezer has different planets available on which his warriors can learn trades. So you have to learn the language that is spoken on the respective planet beforehand. By the way, you cannot choose the planet on which you want to learn. This is done using a lottery procedure that I don't know about.
If you want to find out more about something like this, you have to go to Freezer personally. He will then also decide whether you are even suitable for such a procedure.
Why don't I do something like that?
Is that supposed to be a joke ?! I am an elite warrior, after all. I get more money than your kind or those seedy lower-class warriors. In addition, I am not interested in medicine, machines or anything else. For me, the only thing that matters is the fight.
Oh, maybe you should know one more thing:
If you want to learn a profession on a planet you have to get damn good grades.Freezer controls everything and as soon as you are not at least on average you can forget about further training. Then you have to go back to one of the spaceships and remain a soldier in your respective class. In addition, you do not have the chance to learn the same profession or another one again. Freezer only gives everyone one chance and whoever messed it up was unlucky.
If you learn a trade on such a planet, you have to see yourself how you get along there. You get neither money nor accommodation. You have to take care of that yourself. You usually have enough time for this.
You would be informed about three months in advance whether you would be sent to a planet. Then you can already look for accommodation there for a few weeks. How and where you want to earn money is up to you. Master Freezer will then not be able to send you on any more missions. So you have to look for a job there. Many become dishwasher.

Our tour is almost over now. I will only inform you about one single topic that will inevitably come your way one day and then you should already know which options you can choose between. You should be aware that dying on Master Freezer's spaceships is not an issue that you have to find out about when the time comes.