Wenn sich Grammatik und Sinn verstecken...
From African hotel and disgust alarm
Part 4.10.21
The authors return in the late afternoon - with Tsunade in tow! The Hokage seems a little confused when she sees how ... peaceful things are going on in the cinema.
TSUNADE: Kakashi! Sakura! You sit next to an S rank nuke-nin and don't even bother to kill or arrest him or anything ?!
KAKASHI: Tsunade ?! oO
SAKURA: Tsunade-sama, this is not what it might look like now, so this-
TSUNADE: And I wouldn't have thought that Sasuke hadn't killed Itachi or at least injured it.
SASUKE: Badfic disturbs our self-esteem and -
KAKASHI: Well, unfortunately there aren't that many allies in the fight against bad spelling, so we have to stick together.
SASUKE: But ONLY here!
SAKURA: And nowhere else!
TSUNADE: ... So bad?
NINJA: Yeah!
TSUNADE: Why do I have to be here of all people? I'm not good at that. Besides, I'm Hokage and I'm not allowed to leave my village just like that!
ITACHI: Don't you have a deputy ?! -_-
TSUNADE: Yes. There he sits! * accusingly pointing to Kakashi *
REST: Oh ..
TSUNADE: Now Naruto will run the village for a short time ...>. <
ALL: * Say goodbye to Konoha *
ITACHI: I left the village a long time ago ... but it hurts to have to experience something like that!
REST:… o_O
SHANTIH: Well, let's go.
Chapter 4: Not a big challenge
TSUNADE: What do you have, that's all right!
SAKURA: But not much longer, Master ...
A couple of sound ninjas stood in front of Yuka. She pulled her kunai and scoffed: "Well try, you can't get past me anyway. You're much too weak for that."
SASUKE: It's just a repetition from the last Kappi. -_-
KAKASHI: Do we have to reread the same thing or what?
SHANTIH: In the last Kappi it was a Kunai knife ^^ "
NINJA: How could we forget that ... -_-
KITTY: Besides, that's how it really starts.
TSUNADE: But ... that's terrible! All the mistakes and * stutz * what are "sound ninjas"?
SAKURA: Our "Badficversteher" * to Itachi view * ...
ITACHI: Ts!
SAKURA: ... said Otonins. And that the plural is wrong.
TSUNADE: ... Ah.
[i]“Oh a little girl is trying to stop us like cute,” scoffed one of the sound ninja back. She stopped short and suddenly looked serious.
TSUNADE: Commas are missing!
ITACHI: Hey .. my part!
SASUKE: * roll your eyes * * commas after "Oh", "stop" and put the literal speech *
[i]"Little ... girl ... cute" she said angrily. A couple of fuses popped into her head.
ITACHI: * lifts his shield *>. <
SASUKE: So the girl could have left them out. She is one after all.
TSUNADE: Sure?
SAKURA: Yes, unfortunately. Although this is discrimination against women!
[i]She tried to calm herself down. I'm an excellent Jonin, I don't get annoyed by this, calmly keep your blood Yuka you're used to worse.SAKURA: So earlier she was still with the Anbu ..
KAKASHI: Where was that mentioned? oO
SAKURA: In the flashback with Sasuke when she says how she knows Itachi.
ITACHI: ... That wasn't a nightmare? ._.
SASUKE: Nah. And there are missing commas.
ITACHI: Yes, two of them.
SHANTIH: Three.
ITACHI: Three?
SHANTIH: She was trying to reassure herself, Comma. I'm an excellent Jonin, I don't let myself be annoyed by reading something * stutz *, calmly save blood Comma Yuka Comma you're used to worse things.
ITACHI: You ... you are right! ._.
SASUKE: He's done with his nerves.
SAKURA: * gives Ita something * Eat that and you'll be better.
TSUNADE: Sakura! oO
She put on a smile again: “The sweet little girl is going to finish you off now.” Yuka ran towards her, as much as they were overlooked how quickly she attacked without warning,
KAKASHI: I'm not coming anymore.
SASUKE: Me neither.
SAKURA: Me neither.
KITTY: Me neither.
SHANTIH: Neither do I.
TSUNADE: I want sake.
ALL: * look at Itachi *
ITACHI: She's babbling something about the sweet little girl she would finish off now, then she runs towards her and the Oto-nins are surprised because she attacked without warning. Besides, the Oto-nins must be pretty morons.
SAKURA: Why is that again now?
SASUKE: Well, if someone tells you they're going to kill you in a minute, are you surprised when that person attacks you?
SAKURA: ... Oh. No.
ITACHI: See.
[i]the more overlooked they were that the Kunoichi had suddenly disappeared. Then all of a sudden she was right behind the ninja who had insulted her.
ALL: * no comment *
[i]She hit him with a targeted in the neck and he killed a lot.
SASUKE: A! It's not that difficult! * Shield tinker *
SCHILD: Dative instead of accusative!
REST: * drop *
TSUNADE: With a what anyway?
KAKASHI: Maybe Kunai? She had pulled one .. In any case, it says "fell".
"That was number 1." While she was talking she wanted to hit one of the ninjas standing next to her, but she ducked in time and with a kick on his legs she threw him off balance.
SHANTIH: Numbers up to twelve are written out.
ITACHI: After "spoke" a comma.
SHANTIH: plural of ninja is still ninja.
ITACHI: "kick" big.
KAKASHI: I read "With a kick between his legs" first. ^^ '
SAKURA: Sensei!
TSUNADE: Really, if that p * beep * huh?
KITTY: Sorry, I had to censor that.
SASUKE: The one * pointing to Shantih * has something against the P-word -_-
SHANTIH: * ignore the "that one" * Not against the word ..
TSUNADE: P-word ?! oO
KAKASHI: "Ugh".
[i]She was incredibly quick. She made a few finger signals that could not be recognized, put her hands on her back and suddenly two black wings shot out of her back.
SASUKE: * holds up his shield *ITACHI: * puts a comma after "finger mark".
TSUNADE: It's pretty good though.
SAKURA: Too good.
KITTY: * screams * Mary Sue alarm!
[i]Everyone was frightened. One of the Otonins stuttered: "Y ... Yuka the ... THE BLACK ANGEL." The last words that were screamed echoed through the whole arena and you could see the fearful face of their opponents.
ALL: * Raise your ears *
ITACHI: Ha! I was right, they really are Oto-nins ^ _ ^
SASUKE: Great. Better take care of the commas!
ITACHI: Right! * look up * After "Yuka", "words" and "were".
KITTY: * running around the hall screeching * Mary-Suuuuuue!
SHANTH: * explain * She has a Mary Sue allergy.
NINJA: Another madwoman -.-
SHANTIH:?
[i]But it was already too late she pulled the chakram that was attached to her hip and threw it against the wall, it bounced off and flew against one of her opponents
ITACHI: I want commas! >. <
SASUKE: * After "late" and "Chakram". It is also called aN. Accusative>. <
TSUNADE: I thought you didn't like the accusative? xD
SASUKE:> <
KAKASHI: Between "ex" and "flew" in "and".
cutting his throat in the process, then she caught it again and reattached it to her hip. She smiled and pulled a kanta out of her hand, the OtoNins backed away in fear.
SASUKE: * holding up sign *
KAKASHI: "Fearful" is lowercase.
SAKURA: And what is a "kanta"?
SHANTIH: Hotel Kanta! This is in Monastir, Africa, I was there on summer vacation and -
ITACHI: Katana. -_-
SHANTIH: Not a hotel? ._.
NINJA: * cough * Sure. She takes out the ninja with a hotel. -.-
TSUNADE: But even a katana would be disgusting, she pulls it out of her hand! Hello?! But that is …! *Disgust*
ALL: * mitekel *
[i]"Let the games begin," said Yuka, charging towards her opponents. She takes care of one after the other and does not allow one of them to approach the guests.
ITACHI: * holding up sign *
KAKASHI: I think I need one too. For the S rules. * Shield tinker *
SASUKE: * insert comma after "to" *
SAKURA: That show-off!
KITTY: * sit down again *
After the fight, when she had defeated all of them, she said: "I was just using Tai-Jutzu like lame." She heard steps behind her. She was about to pull her kunai when she noticed that it was a Konoha ninja. i]
ITACHI: "as" to "had" must be framed by commas and after "used", "itself" and "drag" as well.
KAKASHI: Steps tall.
SASUKE: Didn't she use a sword and a kunai! She is really ignorant!
[i]"What is it?" she asked harshly. "Master Hokage, he ... he's dead." said the ninja fearfully. "What" she had understood exactly what he said but still she looked so incredulous,[...]
ITACHI: * lifts up shield * A terrible paragraph.
KAKASHI: I guess he "said" it.
SASUKE: And after that imaginary "has" comes a comma.
TSUNADE: "looked" or "looked at him" would sound better than this "looked".KAKASHI: ... as if she were sitting here with us.
TSUNADE: ... like he was drunk.
ITACHI: ... as if someone were showing her a dictionary.
SASUKE: ... like she realizes how stupid she is.
SAKURA: ... as if someone were pointing out the misspellings.
[...]as if she had been told Orochimaru donates to charity. What a terrible day, she had simply underestimated it.
ALL: Uh .. yes.
KAKASHI: Um, that would have said and such, has to be in the subjunctive, so "donate". And charitable so.
[i]Yet she knew exactly that people can be very cruel.
KAKASHI: * hold up sign *
ITACHI: There is a comma missing after "exactly".
SHANTIH: Sue trait: Terrible past.
KITTY: That's a Suuuuueee -
TSUNADE: * shut her mouth *
KAKASHI: Well, we won't be doing this for long.
SHANTIH: Yeah, we should go shopping again. Or kitty. I am broke.
KITTY: * free * me too.
NINJA: Great. And now?
SHANTIH: Well ..
KITTY: I don't know.
SAKURA: Hey, this is going to be published, isn't it?
AUTHORS: * yes * On five forums.
SAKURA: Well ... dear readers! Since these terrible people * point to Shantih & Kitty * keep us prisoner here and are not even able to look after us, please save us from a cruel starvation! Remember: Masashi Kishimoto's story wouldn't be half as great without us!
SASUKE: I want tomatoes!
TSUNADE: I want sake!
KAKASHI: I want my book!
KITTY: Nothing there! I want popcorn ^ _ ^
SAKURA: I would like to have