Kisame's gift and the bearer for it

Deidara opened her eyes in amazement. WOW.
There were colored lights everywhere
and the smell of gingerbread rose to his nose.
Well, if that wasn't a Christmas mood!

Deidara looked around in amazement. Which store should he go to first?
He didn't know so he just went to the store
closest to the entrance.
It was a pet shop. Perfect. He would surely find something for Kisame here.
Deidara ran through the corridors beaming
and looked for the ideal gift.

In the back of the shop he found just that
that he had introduced himself.
It was a fish town. Just as an underwater aquarium.
Perfect for Kisame's fish.
You would be happy. And when Kisame's fish rejoiced,
Kisame was happy too.

So he took the huge box with the aquarium
and dragged him badly to the cash register.
There he put the box on the belt
and paid Kisame's gift.
Now there was only one problem left.
How was he going to get that huge box through the mall
and bring it back to HQ?

He brooded for a while and let his gaze wander
until he got stuck with a young man.
Deidara grinned viciously, took the box
and staggered with him in the man's direction.
Before that, he took off his cap and shook his hair.
Now he was almost indistinguishable from a pretty woman.

He kept stumbling towards the man.
Deidara almost put it on his face.
But the man caught him at the last moment
and saved him from an ugly fall.

"Thank you!" Deidara whispered in a disguised voice.
He had to come across like a woman after all.
"No problem. A pretty thing like you has to be caught ”he grinned.
Inwardly, Deidara laughed off her ass.
Fooled. Now he was hooked, as Kisame would have said.

“Do you need help?” Asked the man.
"My name is Minaro"
Deidara smiled playfully.
“It would be lovely if you could help me carry it.
My name is Deidara "
Helpful, Minaro grabbed the box
and followed Deidara to the next store.

One to zero for Deidara.