Naruto Kurzgeschichten
MST: What is spelling?
KITTY: Hello, welcome to our MSTing!
SAN: I'm glad you're here.
KITTY: We just finished the preparations, so you're coming to the right place!
SAN: Since we don't want to do the MSTing alone, we brought a few guests from Konoha.
KITTY: * the door to the cinema opens *
When light floods into the previously dark cinema hall, three ninja can be seen who are tied to three chairs. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke look angrily at the MSTing writers. You have already played in the two MSTings several times and you know what is in store for them. Kitty quickly walks over to them and loosens the chains while San fetches popcorn and a DVD. She distributes the popcorn to the other four and sits down on a chair between Sasuke and Kitty after inserting the DVD. The hall darkens a little and the title of the fanfiction appears on the screen.
Without you the world is so colorless ... (... Sasuke is gone .. what will happen?)
ALL: * Headdesk *
SAN: Do you understand now why we brought you here?
NINJA: No!
KITTY: We can't do this alone! And since we got together so well last time, it will definitely work this time too.
SAN: However, we couldn't find Itachi and Kakashi ...
SASUKE: They must have been hiding ... * grumble *
SAKURA: If we hurry, we can go back soon, okay?
SAN: Yeah. ^ __ ^
SAKURA: Okay. * Take a deep breath * "Weld" with t instead of d, "colorless" with r, so "colorless" and "passiren" with ie!
NARUTO: Sasuke is gone? A way called Sasuke? xD
SASUKE: * death glare *
KITTY: Not again * sigh *
SAKURA: Well, it's your own fault. And there is also the Naruto Bridge. So why not a Sasuke way too ?!
SAN: That should mean "gone". In the sense of "no longer being there".
SAKURA + NARUTO: Oh ..
Prologue: How it all began ...
SASUKE: At least the prologue has a name ...
SAKURA: Nonetheless, "Began" is capitalized!
Prologue: How it all began
Naruto, formerly the infamous ninja academy of Kohnoha-Gakure has made it into the circle of Ge-nin together with Sasuke and Sakura.
KITTY: We got it the first time that this was the prologue -.-
SAKURA: At least it's not about us.
SASUKE: Exactly. I don't know a "Ninja-Akademi" and I haven't heard of "Kohnoha-Gakure" either.
NARUTO: But our names ...
SAKURA: * Covering his mouth * That. are. we are not. Got it?!
NARUTO: * nick *
SASUKE: After "Kohnoha-Gakure" a comma.
During the selection process for Chu-nin, three of you are attacked by Oroshimaru.
SAKURA: Yeah, we really aren't! There are no "exams" in Konoha and I don't know an "Oroshimaru" ^ _ ^
SAN: I have to disappoint you. That's you, just with a bunch of spelling mistakes. ^^ "
SASUKE: Did you have to destroy our hope ?!
SAN: Yes ^^
NARUTO: Then who is Oroshimaru?
KITTY: Orochimaru, of course -.-
–This covers Sasuke with a banmal and disappears-. Naruto and Sasuke still make it to the finals.
SAKURA: What is the line doing there?SASUKE: What's a "Banmal"?
SAN: What does Sasuke's banmal have to do with Naruto?
KITTY: "Spellmark". And in the manga, Naruto passed out after all.
ALL: Achso ^ _ ^
[i]In the middle of this fight, Oroshimaru & his followers Kohnoha attacked.
ALL: * gulp *
SAKURA: "Attack". Comes from attack.
SASUKE: The guy's name is "Orochimaru".
NARUTO: And the village of "Konoha."
KITTY: * biscuits distributed *
NINJA: Yummy * _ *
SAN: Well, isn't it worth coming back for our art of biscuit baking ?! ^ __ ^
Sasuke can not withstand the strength of Oroshimaru and completes it, from now on he is a Nuka-nin.
SASUKE: So I can't withstand Oroshimaru's "strength, that's why I" fill "him and am therefore" Nuka-nin "?!
NARUTO: Yes ^^
SAKURA: Except for the spelling mistakes, that's true.
SAN: The author invented a new word. Congratulation.
KITTY: * hum * I fill, you fill, he, she, it fill, we fill, you fill, they fill.
NINJA: oO
NARUTO: "Orochimaru".
SAKURA: I think ... "follow"?
NARUTO: How do you know? oO
SAKURA: It sounds similar and is the only thing that makes sense.
SASUKE: If so, then "Nuke-nin".
Hokage the third can prevent the destruction of Kohnoha, but sacrifices his life for it, Tsunade stands in for him.
SASUKE: "Hokage the Third"? The third what?
NARUTO: teeth xD
SAKURA: Nonsense, generation, you moron!
NARUTO: -.-
SASUKE: Soso, so Tsunade is filling in for him?
NARUTO: She has nothing else to do, so she just steps in for him. Small part-time job to supplement pocket money.
SAKURA: * grin *
AUTHORS: * laugh *
SASUKE: We're still big in "Konoha" and "Life".
KITTY: * biscuits distributed *
Naruto's goal is clear: He wants to become Hokage and get Sasuke back ...
NARUTO: Everyone who reads the manga knows that -.-
KITTY: Or watch the anime.
SAN: Don't! Definitely not RTL!
KITTY: xD
SASUKE: The apostrophe can go.
SAKURA: Aim big.
SASUKE: Besides, you're not going to take me back! At least not until I kill Itachi. And then I'll come back alone, if already!
NARUTO: Don't talk crap!
SAN: Hey, don't argue, please.
KITTY: We'll be finished soon, you could hold back for at least five minutes!
NINJA: Really? Finished? * _ *
[i]San gets up and takes the DVD out of the DVD player. She puts it back in the case, puts it on a table and then turns on the light. The MST people get up and stretch. While they are eating Kitty's remaining cookies, they briefly talk about the FF.
NARUTO: You can hardly call that fanfiction! That's just retold!
SASUKE: Besides, I'm still in Konoha when Tsunade becomes Hokage.
SAKURA: So many misspellings. * gulp *
SAN: We can give the author a dictionary.
NINJA: * attentive * address?
KITTY: Forget it. Privacy.
NINJA: What a shame ..
SAN: Well ... ^ __ ^
KITTY: You can go now.
SAN: Yeah, see you next time.
NINJA: * death glare * * go out *
AUTHORS: * laugh * * wave *