Die Naruto Märchenstunde

Translation

Hansel and Gretel

Hansel & Gretel

"It's enough for me, I give up!", Those were the words the Supernanny shouted when she finally gave up and thought morbidly about which job she should be doing in the near future.
The reason: two siblings. Who? Hansel & Gretel so heard the names of the two but they only used their nicknames which they had from an action film. Yes Naruto and Ino the naughtiest siblings in the whole village. Her parents Tsunade and Jiraiya had given up on both of them long ago, as they had nothing but nonsense on their minds. In the supernanny they had seen the last way out but it had run off again faster than what they could see.
Both were desperate because even in the village they were already whispering what lousy parents they were, so they decided to put an end to it: an education camp in the scorching heat of Suna.
As soon as the two were registered there it started already, Jiraiya should bring them to Suna. The two did not know anything about the education camp, they had only been told that they were going to camp in the desert (hello who is camping in the desert?^^).

***3 days later***
"Are we there yet?" "No!" "Are we there yet?" "No !!!" "Are we there yet?"
"No damn Naruto and now shut up !!!"
"OK." Instead Ino started now: "Are we there now?"
"Damn it now, shut up, BOTH !!!"
And while Jiraiya turned back to the way he muttered, "God why was I punished with this?"
Of course, the two siblings had heard that and they grinned at each other, because driving their father into white heat was one of their greatest hobbies. There was silence for 5 minutes until Jiraiya raised his voice and said: "Now we are here!"
The children looked around in surprise they were standing in front of a huge fence made of chocolate (and that in the desert ^^) with a gate made of nuts. The inscription on this door read: Candy-Ranch, camp for difficult to educate and underweight children.
And before the two could defend themselves, they were deported to the camp and their father disappeared.The "trainer" of this camp, Miss Ama, approached her immediately.
Both Ino and Naruto couldn't escape the idea that she looked like one of those psycho aunts.
“Ah, our two problem cases.” With these words, the two were greeted and immediately drawn into this camp.

*** 4 hours later ***
After a "briefing" and a meager dinner, the two blondes were then examined for drugs, alcohol and other things that were forbidden in the camp. Then they were brought to their gingerbread circles, the rules had been explained to them beforehand: you weren't allowed to talk and had to sit in the little gingerbread circle the whole time.
But Naruto and Ino didn't put up with that, no, they went out of their gingerbread circles and straight to the oven where TenTen was baking new gingerbread for more circles, without further ado they threw TenTen into the oven, went to the office to get their things back and took it all the money they could find.With this they built a new life in Suna and lived happily ever after until the end of their days.

Well recognized? Tackled two TV shows ^^, but honestly, gingerbread circles sound much nicer than stone circles ...