Fanfic: Große amerikanische Rache

Translation

Chapter: If your nightmare never ends ...

Great American revenge
Chapter 1: If Your Nightmare Never Ends ...

"Hey, there is an island over there! Do you mean that this is Ibiza?" I ask and get the answer immediately: It doesn't matter! Just let it land, I want to get out of this dirty plane! "Okay, now I just have to find out how to land. I'm pretty good at curves and flying straight ahead, but I've never tried anything else." Is there no instruction manual? "I ask and this time only reaps silence. Okay, I think, then I'll just try something. I push the joystick down so that we fly steeply towards the ground." ", says DJ and I shrug my shoulders. I have the feeling that something is still missing, but I just can't figure out what it is ...
"Oh, you have to extend the landing gear!" MC suddenly thinks. The only question left is which button you have to press ... I'll start again with my famous selection process because I still haven't explored the meaning of most buttons any further.I can only operate the windshield wipers and the microphone. Since I can't do anything else, I'll just do it. "Dear passengers, we are about to land. To ensure your survival, someone has to tell me HOW TO EXTEND THE UNDERCARRIAGE!"
When after five minutes no one has answered this desperate call for help and we are getting closer and closer to the ground, we slowly start to panic.
"I have an idea! If we are still centimeters from the floor, you have to pull up! With a bit of luck we will be horizontal and on the floor again ..." suggests MC. Not a bad idea in itself, it just has one crucial catch ... I'm a fourteen year old and not a perfectly trained fighter pilot! How should it work?! "Oh no ... I'll just leave it as it is now and hope that we stay in one piece ..."
This proposal is rejected by an overwhelming majority. So we need a new idea, it's really easy!
"There are definitely 20.000 ways to land a plane without dying! Just try something! "says DJ." Does one of them happen to turn on the windshield wipers? "Probably not with the angry looks they give me ... Since we are still undecided, I pull the plane up again first (I mustn't kill ourselves ...)" You, demon ... we're going Fuel out ", DJ points out a new problem to me. Liar, we're not running out of fuel ... we don't have any anymore! We're slowly losing altitude ...
"Hey, that's perfect! We're level and we're getting closer and closer to the ground. We can touch down very gently, it'll be a master landing!" As a precaution, I point out to the passengers: "After our two-month flight (yes, that long if we persevered) we land now. There could be some turbulence, please bring your seats into an upright position! "Then I lean back in my seat, completely relaxed.
It really got a bit uncomfortable: When we hit the floor, we were really shaken, but came out in one piece.We happily run outside with our passengers. "Hey guys ... does anyone know where we are?" No answer.

:;:;:;:; Remember, it won't continue until I have at least two clerks for the current Kapi ... not before! I know I am mean. I like to be like that. But that's a very nice way to trick clerks ...
The story is really completely on my compi, so I'll be quickly with new Kapis (just have to turn it on and wait for activation) ... depends on how fast you are with the clerks! :;:;:;