teleshopping.

[Change of background ---> in the hut]

Sasuke and Sakura were back in the meantime, but Sakura ignored her brother.

Sasuke: Hey, Saku. You're welcome! Forgive me! *Oh man! And I do love her! *
Sakura: * You didn't hear anything, Sakura. *
Kankuro: * This is my chance !!! * Hey ...
Gaara: Hey Sakura-chan.
Sakura: What is Gaara? * It's nice that he talks to me now and then. *
Gaara: What was going on earlier?
Sakura: * Not anymore. * Um ... nothing.
Gaara: Didn't look like nothing.
Ino: AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!! NARUTO come off ME !!!

Naruto swung back and forth on the lamp and accidentally let go and landed right on Ino. This screeched and screamed and hit him. Then he got up.

Naruto: Sorry, Ino. * Man has one breast! *
Hinata: Naruto !!! What are you doing? Let go of Ino's bosom immediately! * How can he? *
Ino: Oh you know, Hinata. Some guys never get their hands on something like this, so try to enjoy this moment.
Sai: NARUTO is enough !!! Let go of YOUR bosom! * He touches my property !!! *
Naruto: Sorry, Ino. I'm really fucking sorry. * Man, now I have to let go. * `Taking hands away from bosom´
Sai: That's better. * Just leave your paws out of there !!! *
Kiba: Hahahaha !!! Why are you grabbing Ino's tits? *I also want.*
Shikamaru: Temari has bigger ones anyway.*My sweetheart!!! I'll get it for you right tonight, unless I'm too tired. *
Ino: WHAT ?! I never believe in my life that Temari is bigger than me. * He can forget that! *
Sakura: Right, because I have the biggest ones. * Pretend they can keep up with mine. *
Naruto: Maybe Hinata has the biggest ones !!!
Audience: 'great laughter'

No, I have the biggest ones and now go on with the fairy tale !!! There was a knock on the door. The little kids were frightened. I said frightened !!! That’s better.

Kiba: Who's there? * Ask really stupid, although it can only be one. How stupid. *
Choji: It's your dear mother! * Don't forget to speak very gently! Forgotten rhymes with EAT !!! *
Naruto: Come on let's open up mom!
Shikamaru: Don't. So, quickly. Mother always has a key with her.
Choji: WHAT ?!
Kankuro: How is she supposed to open the door with a key when we have the bar in front of the door?
Shikamaru: That's right again. Then show your hand, paw or whatever goats have to the window.
Hinata: We're not goats, we're kids.
Kankuro: It's almost the same.
Hinata: But only almost.

Then the wolf showed his paw by the window. The paw was black !!! Oh my God!!! Black!!! Mother's is white!

Naruto: Isn't it our job to lose our minds? * Grandma Tsunade is going crazy. *
Shikamaru: Ignore them! Continue with your text.
Gaara: You are not our mother. You're that weird wolf that tries to get in here all the time. I think it's stupid. Why don't you just break in through the window? Then you don't have to dye your fur white.
Sakura: What's the Gaara for? Why are you giving away everything?
Gaara: Because I want to slowly stop the story.
Sakura: Since you gave him the tip, that's sure to happen too! Hide away !!!

So the kids hid and the wolf broke the window pane and tried to get in. This was difficult for the hungry and tired wolf. It was stuck in the window frame.

Choji: I'm going to be a damn vegetarian !!! Get me out of here!!!

So the kids took out the wolf and it became a vegetarian. When the mother came home she was frightened at first, but later she married the wolf and the little goats had a new father. And if they haven't died, they are still alive today.

// end of performance //

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Sooo that's it xD yes I changed the end ....
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