Einführung für Kackboons
family and friends
Family and friends - no warrior needs to serve under Master Freezer either. They just stand in your way. I haven't had a family for a long time. When my father died I was five years old, from then on I was on my own and it didn't hurt me.
Anyone who decides to work on one of Master Freezer's spaceships gives up those who call themselves friends or family. Well, it sometimes happens that father and son work for Master Freezer. But mostly these are not accommodated in the same ship, as that can cause some problems.
King Cold, Freezer's father, has already gained some experience with it. There was once the case, someone told me, that several years ago father and son were stationed on the same ship. At first, one of them didn't know about the other, but when they were sent on a mission together they naturally met each other. Since both of them did not agree with the conditions under King Cold at all, they planned a kind of coup. So they wanted to overthrow Cold and take his place, which of course failed. I don't know how strong Master Freezer's father is, but I don't want to find out anytime soon. In any case, the two were executed after the unfortunate attempt to storm the throne room on the main planet.
I don't know to what extent you can believe the whole story, as I said, I was only told that. In any case, that's one of the reasons why family members are always separated and are no longer sent on a mission together.
Things are a little different with friends. It does happen that the same warriors are always sent together somewhere. I often have to put up with nappa too. This is not due to a "friendship", but to the "good working atmosphere", as Master Freezer calls it. Since I can work well with Nappa, I am often sent to a planet with him. It can happen that friendships develop from it, but it has never been the case with me and hopefully never will. I don't need friends, as I said, they just stand in your way and if things get really bad you decide afterwards with your heart and not with your head.
Since my head conquers my heart every time, I have reason to believe that my heart is now so numb that I probably wouldn't shy away from killing Nappa at some point if he became too annoying to me. But that doesn't belong here now.
If you want to make friends here, do it for my sake, but don't get the idea of making a sweetheart with me. I do not like you. I don't really like anyone but myself.
However, I will give you one well-intentioned piece of advice, as it seems today is a good day: Make no more friends than enemies.You can't use enemies here with us. Especially not when they play in the big leagues. You shouldn't get too close to anyone here, especially not me.
One of the lower class warriors was probably kidding when he said I was small but mighty. Well then, he got to feel the "oho" too. I don't know how long its individual parts have been floating around in space, at least I haven't seen a piece of it on a mission. So, if you ever see an arm, a foot, or maybe even a head flying through space, it may well be that it was this little Spasti.
Let it be said to you. You don't make fun of me.