Of nonsense & telepathy

Part 2.10.21
The ninja we know sit back on the armchairs they are unfortunately familiar with and nibble on popcorn that Kitty found in some closet. Shantih has provided drinks and since everyone is taken care of, things can go on.
Chapter 2: Fighting is fun, yes or no?
NINJA: Yeah.
AUTHORS: Nah.
"Hello Master Hokage, am I late?" asked Yuka after suddenly appearing next to the Hokage.
ITACHI: After a verbatim speech, a comma, and after "Yuka" too!
KAKASHI: "after" and "that" together, that is a temporal adverbial sentence.
SAKURA: What a thing?
KITTY: A temporal adverbial sentence. A subordinate clause that begins with "as", "after", "during" or "before".
[i]"No for a fight, but otherwise yes. Are you emulating Kakashi?" Yuka closed her eyes and grinned.
KAKASHI: Huh ?!
SASUKE: I think because you're always late ... Mh!
KAKASHI: * covers his mouth *
ITACHI: * Tinker shield *
SAKURA:?
SCHILD: Put a comma after a verbatim speech!
SHANTIH: Ah yes ... xD
[i]"No, Master Hokage, I wasn't planning to." Then her facial features became serious again "Why did you want me to come. It sounded important."
ITACHI: After "No", "Hokage" and "They" commas.
SAKURA: Why actually "she"? There is only one hokage.
KAKASHI: It should probably be "you" to sound polite.
SASUKE: And "that" with double "s"
[i]The Hokage closed his eyes, then opened them again and asked: "Yuka did you notice something unusual?"
ITACHI: According to the new German spelling, the simple past form of "haben" is "schloss".
KAKASHI: Something, please! And "unusual" big.
ITACHI: Also after "Yuka" a comma.
[i]"No, nothing, except that I have a strange feeling. By" unusual "you mean Orochimaru, right?"
ITACHI: Almost all of the commas are correct. Just one more thing before "nothing".
SASUKE: ThatS. How often?
ITACHI: You should maybe make yourself a sign like that too.
SASUKE: Why then? oO
ITACHI: Since I got it, this error has not happened again ^ _ ^
SASUKE: Ah. -_-
SAKURA: "they" but big again!
For the first time Yuka noticed that someone was still there, the Kazekage was sitting next to the Hokage, no question.
ITACHI: Comma after "Yuka"!
KAKASHI: * take a breath * "big", thatS, "ask" big, which makes no sense at all, because you can recognize the Kazekage.
KITTY: Apparently not really, because that was Oro.
KAKASHI: * grumble * Still, the "no question" sounds weird.
SASUKE: Not only that ...
He started it, then after a short time he looked back at the field. Yuka continued to start him, several thoughts suddenly shot through her head.
SAKURA: "start"? So what is that?
SHANTIH: Word has improved it as "staring". Makes sense too ...
SASUKE: But that sounds awful. It would be better if he stared at her briefly before looking back at the field.While Yura continued to stare at him, several thoughts shot through her head.
KITTY: * biscuit *
SASUKE: ^ _ ^
[i]"Yes, I mean that. Well, you must have noticed that I posted a lot of Anbu units." so Yuka was torn from her thoughts.
ITACHI: So many mistakes in one paragraph! oO
SHANTIH: * Itachi calming tea born * * knuff *
KITTY: I'll do it then .. Comma after "yes", "noticed" and at the end of the verbatim speech. "That" with two "s" and "Well" sounds terrible.
REST: Thank you ^ _ ^
[i]She smiles at herself and replied to the Hokagen: "Yes, I have, what's the order?"
KAKASHI: "Answered" small, comma after "Yes".
SHANTIH: Otherwise it's right.
SASUKE: Why is she asking for the order?
SAKURA: So that she knows what to do ?!
ITACHI: Don't talk to the Hokage unnecessarily ?! That should go a lot faster!
SASUKE: We don't know yet what kind of rank it is.
KITTY: Besides, she's smiling at herself. Mary Sue!
[i]"We were off, the highest protection is due to the guests of our country. You will take care of that, unfortunately you have no support so be careful."
KAKASHI: * to Itachi * What do you think if we ignore the spelling mistakes?
ITACHI: Hmm, all right.
AUTHORS: -_-
SAKURA: What is "were off"?
SASUKE: That comes from "abwaren".
SAKURA: And what is it?
SASUKE: You're really uneducated. If you don't know, I won't tell you either.
ITACHI: ... He doesn't know either.
KITTY: "wait and see".
ITACHI: And one person is pretty little, there are sure to be several guests!
SHANTIH: Oh, a Sue can do it.
[i]"Yes, Master Hokage. ... I know that I'm taking too much out of it, but I agree with Orochimaru on one point:
ITACHI: She knows that she is taking too much out of it and still doing it? Hello? How dumb can someone be??
SHANTIH: We already noticed that she doesn't really know herself.
SAKURA: And what point should that be ?! >. <
one shouldn't put so much emphasis on guests or allies. They could betray you. Trust only yourself and your people. "
ITACHI: Right, kind of.
KITTY: Nobody wants to fix the spelling mistakes?
KAKASHI: Nope ^^
SHANTIH: * grumble * "man" big and "worth" too.
With these words she disappeared again and went to her post. The Kazekage was still looking at the field and said: "A very interesting girl." The Hokage was now also looking at the field and said: "Yes."
ITACHI: Interesting? Rather cheeky and suicidal!
SAKURA: Did the Kage say anything about your order or your position?
KAKASHI: Nope.
SAKURA: And then how does she know?
SHANTIH: Just Sue. Maybe she can read minds * roll her eyes *
SASUKE: Well, I don't find them interesting. Rather boring and complicated.
KITTY: Ah.
Yuka thought about what she had said to the Hokage. She looked at the guests filled with hate, the look alone would have shaken someone.ITACHI: I want commas!
SHANTIH: You have to take care of it yourself.
KITTY: You're impatient xD
ITACHI:>. > <. <* Insert commas * ts ..
SASUKE: Ts is mine!
ITACHI: Don't. It doesn't even have your name on it.
SASUKE: Do- what?
SAKURA: * ignore the two of them * Why does she look at the guests with hatred?
KAKASHI: And this look must be really great when she's looking at the guests and they're all still standing.
KITTY: Besides, she told the Hokage about it.
[i]"But that's my opinion." She said to herself. She looked at the field and thought:
ITACHI: * lifts his shield * Hmpf!
REST: * grin *
ITACHI: What ?! >. <
REST: Nothing, nothing ... xD
Naruto fights against Neji .................
I fight too, every day .................
Why am i doing this? .................
Is this fun for me, or ..........?
How so?
ITACHI: Points! * collect the points *
SASUKE: Maybe she does that because it's kind of part of being a ninja and you have to defend yourself against enemies ?!
KAKASHI: Better leave the thinking to people with a brain.
REST: * agree *
I can't remember how it all started. Not even how my opinion came about. It's like I've always been so full of hatred.
ITACHI: Commas!
SASUKE: Has the problems ...
SAKURA: Maybe she has Alzheimer's.
KAKASHI: Yeah, that would explain a lot!
ITACHI:… commas?
SHANTIH: * insert commas * -__-
ITACHI: ^ _ ^
[i]And this strange feeling that creeps up on me. That doesn't go away anymore either. What's going on here?
ITACHI: * put comma after "feeling" *
[i]What's wrong with this whole thing? I'm afraid something big is about to come.
ITACHI: Enough! How can you make so many comma errors ?!
SASUKE: Oh, he's going insane xD
SHANTIH: Hey, that's not funny>. <* Give Itachi commas *
ITACHI: Where do they come from? oO
KITTY: From people who read the MSTing xD
KAKASHI: "big" big.
ITACHI: * Put a comma after "fear" * ^ __ ^
KITTY: So, you've got another Kappi behind you.
SHANTIH: But the next one will follow soon!
NINJA: ... Really?
SHANTIH: Nope, just kidding.
KITTY: Rejoice! -_-
NINJA: * happy *
KITTY: * put cookies down *
SHANTIH: * Add milk * Food is in the oven, as always.
OVEN: * appears *
KITTY: Make yourself comfortable, I'll see you again.
NINJA: Unfortunately.
AUTHORS: * grin *