From Sue Skills & Understatement

Part 3.10.21

Since everyone is back together, it can go on. Kitty found a couple of tranquilizers in some corner and distributed them and Shantih brought a huge bag with her. "Gifts from readers," she explains on the ninjaâ € ™ s questioning faces. Then she gives Itachi commas and signs, Kakashi a dictionary and all the biscuits. “Say thank you to the readers!” Orders Kitty. "Thank you, dear readers!" Say the ninja obediently and look at the screen while eating biscuits.

Chapter 3: The mission that is the most important!

KAKASHI: It would be even more important if the "most important" were important enough to be capitalized!

Yuka was so happy Naruto had made it, he had defeated Neji. But she asked if that would be enough to become Chunin.

ITACHI: There are three commas missing.
KAKASHI: And three words!
SAKURA: I'll improve that, okay?
REST: * nick *
SAKURA: Yuka was so happy because Naruto managed to defeat Neji. But she wondered if that would be enough to become Chu-nin.
REST: * applaud *

The other fights weren't exciting at all. One had given up beforehand, which was strange

ALL: oO That's right!
SASUKE: At least grammatically.
KITTY:?
SASUKE: I guess my fight was exciting too!
REST: Um ...

[i]And the other had given up in the fight, but that was smart because she felt that he no longer had a chakra.

SAKURA: Hey, that's Shikamaru when he fought Temari!
SHANTIH: Remembered very cleverly. That before was Kankuro. -_-
ITACHI: * Commas after "Klug" and "felt" put * ^ _ ^
SHANTIH: Well, now you have enough commas!
KAKASHI: Still, "Other" is capitalized and "Smart" is capitalized.
SASUKE: And that's illogical.
KITTY: The whole FF is illogical!
SASUKE: I meant that he no longer has a chakra.
ITACHI: That's right, it should mean "almost no more chakra".
SASUKE: Because without the chakra he would be dead.
KITTY: Do you seriously think the author knows?
SASUKE + ITACHI: -_-

Nothing exciting happened around her, but she still had a strange feeling.

ITACHI: No comma error ^ ___ ^
KAKASHI: Great. To achieve this, she wrote "exciting" in lowercase instead of uppercase.

And that just wouldn't go away. It's strange. She looked at the field where the 4 fight was just beginning.

SASUKE: My fight! ^ _ ^
KITTY: Numbers up to twelve are written out!
SHANTIH: But otherwise no mistakes ^ _ ^

[i]Kakashi was late again and Sasuke was almost disqualified. Well, it was actually clear. You should have made a bet.

ITACHI: KOMMATA! * Distributed in the commas section *
KITTY: * to Shantih * I think that's really not good for him.
SHANTIH: * to Kitty * Hm, yes, and he has to suffer so much afterwards ...
KITTY: * to Shantih * Do you think we should get reinforcements?
SHANTIH: * to Kitty * Good idea.
KAKASHI: Nonetheless, "bet" is capitalized!AUTHORS: Um, we have to leave for a moment, please do it alone ... * get out *
NINJA: oO

[i]She would definitely have gotten rich, she was sure of that. Again she swelled with memories. Back when she met Sasuke it was on a training ground:

SASUKE: aM! And I definitely didn't get to know her!
KAKASHI: Which, by the way, is written together.
ITACHI: Comma after "then" and "had".
SAKURA: How can one actually "swell in memory"? Has her face swelled up at this memory?
ITACHI: Well, if you look at Sasuke like that ...
SASUKE: Hey! óÒ
KAKASHI: Nonsense, that means "indulging"!
REST: Oh ...
SASUKE: * grumbling to Itachi * That's revenge!
ITACHI: Yes, I already know that .. -.-

##### REVIEW #####

ALL: Uiiii -_-

"Why do you train so hard Sasuke Uchiha?" asked Yuka. Sasuke looked over at her: "Who are you? And how do you know my name?"

ITACHI: * holding up his sign again * And a comma after "hard".
SASUKE: I definitely don't see them! >. <

[i]Yuka looked deep into his eyes, then smiled and said: "My name is Yuka Emiro.

KAKASHI: Oho, she looks him deep in the eye xD
SAKURA: So what?
KAKASHI: You have to read Flirtparadies, it says that -
ITACHI: * interrupts * him, please.
SASUKE: I don't want to! > <

And I know your name because I knew your brother. "

ITACHI: * to Sasuke * How many brothers do you have?
SASUKE: One. Namely you, unfortunately god.
HIDAN: * puff * Jashin! *puff*
ITACHI: Are you very, very sure?
SASUKE: Yeah, man. Besides, you ought to know better than I do. -_-

"Oh yes, you knew him? Then you also know the reason why I train."

ITACHI: Please use the correct commas, Sasuke!
SASUKE: Hey, I can't help it! >. <

[i]She started smiling again, but this time it was a real one. Sasuke found the girl strange and interesting too. She came up to him but somehow Sasuke knew that there was no danger from her.

ITACHI: I want commas! ._.
KAKASHI: And I want normal, correct spelling! ._.
SASUKE: And I want to kill Itachi. -_-
SAKURA: oO
SASUKE: Seriously, it's not interesting, even more annoying than Sakura!
SAKURA: Hey. ._.
KAKASHI: Children ...

[i]"How do you even know my brother?" She looked him seriously in the eyes, brushed his hair from his face and said:

KAKASHI: "Seriously" great.
SASUKE: Uh, that touches me! òÒ
ITACHI: But now I'm curious ...
SAKURA: Really? oO
ITACHI: Of course not.

"From the Anbu team, and believe me, I loved your brother so much." Sasuke's face was shocked.

KAKASHI: "horror" big and it was probably "in" his face!
SAKURA: I would like to know what Sasuke looks like when he looks like this ^ _ ^SASUKE: Look at Itachi -_-
ALL (except Itachi): * Look at Itachi *
ITACHI: * is the sheer horror on the face *
REST: Ah ... yes.

##### REVIEW END #####

SASUKE + ITACHI: * sigh * phew ...

A feather that Yuka saw consumed her from her memories. A Gen-Jutzu, Yuka immediately shot through the head.

KAKASHI: I'm going blind!
ITACHI: That's not funny>.>
KAKASHI: <. <
SASUKE: Why are we even improving when Kitty and Shantih are not there?
REST: oO

[i]She resolved it by making a simple finger gesture. Then she looked around, almost everyone was asleep. Suddenly she heard an explosion.

ITACHI: * put comma after "solved" *
SAKURA: Otherwise the paragraph is ... correct! oO

[i]"OH NO, MASTER HOKAGE. What a bummer we're being attacked and that's Orochimaru, it was clear." it came snappy from Yuka, but he to himself.

SAKURA: I don't get it.
ITACHI: * Put commas after "Crap" and "Orochimaru" * Yes, they are attacked by and Oro also appears, but what the heck, crap, if it's nothing more .. Hello ?!
SASUKE: That's real ...
ITACHI: ... indescribable!
KAKASHI: Does anyone understand the last subordinate clause?
ITACHI: I guess it should mean "rather". Which is then again evidence of bullshit.
SAKURA: Why?
SASUKE: Well, the capital letters are supposed to clarify screaming and then it says that she is loudly talking to herself. -_-

[i]She wanted to run to help the Hokage, but then she stopped. It occurred to her again that she had a mission.

SASUKE: Before you write an FF you should inform yourself about spelling -_- Commas after "start running" and "a". And damn the Hokage !!
SAKURA: Very calm ...
SASUKE: * death glare *
ITACHI + KAKAHI: Children .. xD

[i]"Shit such shit, I'm supposed to protect the guests, I wanted to ... Shit, but .... ..................... ................................... shit too. "

ITACHI: Points! * Collect points *
SASUKE: Pokito would have censored that ...
KAKASHI: Ugh, Sasuke said the bad P-word!
SASUKE: Pokito?
KAKASHI: Ugh! * nick *
SAKURA: Uh ..

But a mission is always the top priority.

ALL: Oh what. -_-

"What a bummer, even if I don't like it, I have no other choice." she said. "For that I could slap myself. Always remember Yuka: Bad feelings are confirmed."

SASUKE: It doesn't have to be completely normal anymore.
ITACHI: Well, if she already has crazyitis, please use the right grammar!
SAKURA: Weird-what? oO
KAKASHI: Spinneritis! xD
ITACHI: I don't have any commas anymore, but that's too bad ^^

[i]A couple of sound ninjas stood in front of her.

SAKURA: plural of ninja is ninja!
SASUKE: And what are "Sound Ninja"? oO
KAKASHI: Maybe they sound weird?
ITACHI: I'd rather guess Ninja from Oto.
REST: ??
ITACHI: They have this musical note on their headbands ...REST: Right! oO

She drew her Kunai knife and scoffed: "Well try, you can't get past me anyway."

SAKURA: Are you supposed to try? What is a but?
SASUKE: dagger, wick, roof, ...
KAKASHI: Anyway, one word ..
ITACHI: Just like the "it" that's missing -_-
REST: oO Badfic understanders !!
ITACHI: Huh? How? What? No! I am innocent!
SASUKE: Yeah, sure * drip drip sarcasm *
SAKURA: * focus on the text again * So, either she pulls a kunai or a knife. Or both, but then an "and" is missing. There is no Kunai knife.
ITACHI: There is also a comma missing after "Na".
KAKASHI: * to Sakura * Maybe she just reinvented that.
ITACHI: Just Mary Sue -_-
SASUKE: Hey, the chapter is over!
REST: oO
EVERYONE: * find something to eat *